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advil PM :/

also i'm listening to really gay music and some like construction guy just walked in the office. he's cute.

(but not gay)

woo him

haaaaaaaaa, he has like babies and stuff

OK OK he just ASKED ME WHO IT IS I'm PLAYING

i was like "it's Tori Amos"

and he was like "really?? it actually sounds good"

sometimes i just love straight men.

less ilxing, more wooing. his children aren't gonna come from a broken home and emotionally scarred by themselves y'know.

omg

too far?

no i can appreciate. i mean if i had to grow up with some screws loose why shouldn't other little boys and girls

And all because of you and your loose screws. The circle of life etc etc

I didn't mean it! I think his children are no more likely to grow up loooopy if their father were to run off with you than if he didn't. And lo, the anecdotes you could regale us with...

it's true. and i mean, i'd make a great mistress -- and a good role model!

I think his children are no more likely to grow up loooopy if their father were to run off with you than if he didn't

Wait now, so basically their father leaving with another person will screw them up as much as if he stuck around? (xpost)

I <3 Sur more and more.

=P sometimes i <3 me too

(not always i'm afraid)

Wait now, so basically their father leaving with another person will screw them up as much as if he stuck around?

No, it's more of a Philip Larkin thing. SARA DONT READ THIS POEM:

Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself

And yes, Surmounter is tops. mostly.

I have always liked that poem. Well done. You are partially forgiven.

Surmounter, you gayist.

(Hey, why didn't you come out to the party on Saturday ya punk!)

i wish i could have! i was in nashville visiting with fam. next time i s'pose =)

Hopefully so!

script done in 5

time after time now in queue

time after time is awesome

remy is that like a bigtime movie script? u gonna be famous?

this is a big script, but i doubt i will be famous. it is for http://www.fox.com/diversity/creative/writer_initiative.htm and i have cowritten it w. a v. v. v. talented friend.

so its a tv pilot of some kind? good luck! that would be awesome if it gets picked up cuz then i can be like i know the guy who created this show, on the internet

FLUFFY BEAR GO TO A SHOW WITH ME TONIGHT AT THE 7TH STREET ENTRY

GAY WITCH ABORTION + SHELLAC DUDE SOLO (Todd) + SOME OTHER PEOPLES + BOOZE

fuckers

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xpost We are really near the Upper Peninsula, in a fancy little town called Harbor Springs. Walk was good. Lunch was good. Hilarious inappropriate lunch conversation was good. ...Now I need a nap.

Kinda jealous of John and FB's evening plans, though.

PS I READ THAT POEM ANYWAY GUYS

re time after time:

i want revolving building-top restaurants to make a come-back

I am the happy for Remy's impending world conquest.

It will be remy's world; we'll just have to live in it.

Which is fine with me, btw!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaaf_9TqPL8

WTF?!?

And to think I liked that movie.

well i had an average day today: started packing, cleaning my room, went for coffee with ESTELA...

:-D You lucky duck.

i was a little surprised when she walked into the cafe wearing nothing but white stilettos, a thong, and a hairslide, but i got over it fairly quickly.

For 'surprised' you mean 'strangely aroused,' I assume.

O_o

what is a hairslide?

a hairclip. it's supposed to be a reference to another 'former' ilxor...

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE JOKE

i was born dumb

anyway. estela is awesome. even more vivacious and entertaining and interesting in real life than she is here.

we also discussed the logistics of a seattle FAP next year.

Wow! Really? (I mean did you really hang out with estela). Hmmmm, how can I arrange to drive all the way to Seattle...

xp Some people have a body double; John has a brain double.

hello, it is true sara! i saw ruby and she is very great and cute and gorgeous and we had a very lovely time, i am so happy to have met her before she left.

so, about that thong.....