Whan. Bosh bang. Bam whang ban wang.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
You have to admit there is a haphazard logic to this theory about bald men...http://queen-of-outer-space.com/wrb9.jpg
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Strange, strange article. I mean I assume this must be a joke:
Yes, it reads like a parody to me, but it isn't o_O
Paaaaargh for the coarse.
― I'm Still Stanning (onimo), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I have had the misfortune to do some research for Quentin Letts wife, one of the rudest and most unpleasant women I have ever dealt with, if she's an example of the fragrant 1950's womanhood he's expousing give me Germaine Greer any day.- Lucy, London, 10/11/2009 11:11
The comments section generally is far from positive, plus a few mentalists. Is the Mail just trolling its readers now?
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link
We are the Daily Mail website's readers. You could say the same of the Guardian site.
― caek, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
*room turns ice cold*
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I have had the misfortune to do some research for Quentin Letts wife, one of the rudest and most unpleasant women I have ever dealt with, if she's an example of the fragrant 1950's womanhood he's expousing give me Germaine Greer any day.
Well give her a break, she is married to an ugly misogynist snob after all
― I Poxy the Fule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
never give a sucker an even break
― I'm Still Stanning (onimo), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link
When the RMS Titanic sank in 1912, a large proportion of the female passengers survived, but 80 per cent of the men on board went down with the ship, doomed by chivalry. They had observed the code of 'women and children first' to the lifeboats.
Would that happen today?
Not only that, but to-day the third class passengers would probably demand a palce on the lifeboats as well! Outrageous!
This man is deranged. He's written a book called "People who buggered up Britain" (or something) in which he lays into various people and then complains about swearing and rudeness. Stupid fucking prick.
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link
The 50 People Who Wrecked Britain. We did a poll...
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Would not be surprised at arriving at a time when Ryanair emergency-lands, tries to enact oxygen mask/yellow slide surcharge.
― fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I see - I presume it's the same as this?http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uXWWwU4NL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU02_.jpg
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link
So his own books are getting dumbed down?
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Date-rape drugs are largely an urban myth used as an excuse by women who booze themselves into a stupor, it has been claimed.
― DavidM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 18:26 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
this set me off like nothing else fwiw
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Unfortunately he couldn't find a publisher for the sequel, "The 50 People Who Bought The 50 People Who Buggered-Up Britain".
And what's with the hyphen?!??!
― I Poxy the Fule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
As if that were possible xp.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link
uh, xxp
lol
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, Louis is back! Where you been?
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
de-accumulating sbs
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Buggering-up Britain
― I Poxy the Fule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
would be honoured to make the list of a Lettlet one day
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
xp - oh right. Well, welcome back!
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i devoted a lot of facebook wallspace to things gleaned from this thread, so my ghostly presence was around
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
There are occasions when you have to legitimately, unironically love the DM, and the caption for the top photo in this article is one of them.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1230142/Pregnant-mother-13-says-I-having-babies-I-twins.html
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Sara Foss and Stephen Smith have enjoyed conjuring up wild and wacky names for their 13 children.We've listed them, from oldest to youngest, and given Sara's reasons for their names.Patrick – named after Sara's grandmother's surname of PatrickStephen – after his doting dad, StephenMalachai – after a character in the horror film, Children of the CornPeppermint – after Sara started craving mints during her fourth pregnancyEcho – after a group of eco-campaigners who Stephen met during a job at workEli – another character in the 1984 film Children of the CornRogue – a character in the film X-MenFrodo – hobbit in Lord of the RingsMorpheus – a character in film, The Matrix, staring Keanu ReevesArtemis – book character, Artemis Fowl, an obnoxious teenage criminalBlackbird – named after a gathering of blackbirds which flew onto Sara's lawnBaudelaire – named after the Baudelaire orphans which featured in Lemony Snicket's film A Series of Unfortunate EventsVoorhees – named after serial killer, Jason Voorhees in the horror movie, Friday The 13th
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL xp
and not xp
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link
However best rated comment reminds me why I should never never read the comments.
This is a form of child abuse as her other young children can't all be receiving dedicated care from her.
She should be sterilized immediately.
If she had the money to support her large brood then she could have as many babies as she wants to but whilst everyone else is paying for them she should be stopped NOW.
- jo jo, Swansea, 23/11/2009 9:47
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i love the way they got 3 children in and were like 'fuck it let's scar the bastards'
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I think poor little Rogue got the worst deal.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I met someone who was seriously considering 'Rogan' as a first name for their son, middle name 'Josh'.
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Think they settled on Sam Osa or something instead though.
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Dan Sak.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Dopey Aza
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Jill Frezi
― George Mucus (ledge), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Chik En Tik Aaaaaaaaaaaaah Me Sailor
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link
More like Jacob Screek
― Herman G. Neuname is the first European president (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I think there's an ancient British bylaw that states if you name your kid Voorhees you are henceforth allowed to do whatever the fuck you like
― 9-1 changed everything (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
By all accounts he's a jolly good fellow.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link
And Keyser Söze all of us
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
xp stealing that for the xword thread
― George Mucus (ledge), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232413/Children-legally-sold-sexually-explicit-DVDs-loophole-law.html
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/01/article-1232413-076D2BF7000005DC-276_468x219.jpg
There's going to be some pretty cheerful people working in metal labels' press depts today
― I AGREE WITH THE COSMETIC SURGERY (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link
poor Gaahl
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
they all sound great, but none of them actually feature murder so wtf daily mail?
― caek, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link
um, "Strangled" ?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link
TOENAIL PULLING
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Also available to any child - the Bible, Shakespeare, Dickens...
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't believe they've mentioned the Bulgar/Child's Play 3 "link". It was bad enough making that crap up back then but to reference your own made-up crap about it is really...er..crap.
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
there has not been any toenail pulling in shakespeare
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I bet someone in Titus Andronicus wanted to pull someone's toenail off though.
― the acquired taste that is howard wolowitz (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link