Your favourite jokes about capes

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How many King Boy Patos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two! One to change it, and the other to dress the lightbulb in a specially made cape!

q: what do you call a banned poster wearing a cape?

a: a capegoat!

Q: What do you call King Boy Pato's modding policy?
A: Cape-al (as in 'Papal') Infallibility

What do you call a movie starring James Woods as King Boy Pato?
sex, lies, and videocape (sex, lies, and videotape)!

Q: What do you call King Boy Pato's modding policy?
A: Cape-al (as in 'Papal') Infallibility

Gonna use that when you get banned, son.

What do you call a rhino in a cape?
Cape Horne

What do you call a female pop singer drinking Coca Cola whilst wearing a cape?

Cape Canaveril! ("Can" of Coca Cola, singstress Averil Lavergne)

("Can" of Coca Cola, singstress Averil Lavergne)

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Haters get mad 'cause, I got me some bathing capes

Who is King Boy Pato's favourite singer/songwriter with a silly nom de plume?

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I can get a copy of that on ebay for you in a couple of hours, Estie, just say the word.