What is your Visual Equivalent of the Shipping Report?

hm. many, many things happen in the films of jacques tati.

W e d n e s d a y

Tyne: Southsouthwest to South force 5 occasionally force 6
Dogger: Southsouthwest to South force 5 or 6 later force 4 or 5
German Bight: Southsouthwest to South force 6 later force 4
Humber: Southsouthwest to South force 5 or 6 later force 5
Thames: Southsouthwest to South force 5 or 6 later force 5

T h u r s d a y

Tyne: Southsouthwest to South force 5 later South to Southeast force 6 to gale force 8
Dogger: Southsouthwest to South force 4 or 5 later South to Southeast force 7 or gale force 8
German Bight: Southsouthwest to South force 4 later South to Southeast force 6 or 7
Humber: Southsouthwest to South force 5 later South to Southsoutheast force 7 or gale force 8
Thames: Southsouthwest to South force 5 increasing South to Southsoutheast force 7 or gale force 8, later South

F r i d a y

Tyne: South to Southeast force 6 to gale force 8 increasing force 7 or gale force 8 then veering Southwest, later easing force 6
Dogger: South to Southeast force 7 to gale force 8 veering Southwest, later easing force 6
German Bight: South to Southeast force 7 veering Southwest, later easing force 6
Humber: South to Southsoutheast force 7 or gale force 8 veering Southwest, later easing force 6
Thames: South force 7 or gale force 8 veering Southwest, later easing force 5 or 6

S a t u r d a y

Southwest to South, and increasing again force 6 to gale force 8 generally

yes, soothingly trivial things.
Oh, let's see, mark s has posted somet

(. . . zzzzzz)

Thomas Dolby, "Windpower"

Mekons, "Shanty"

In fact, those two sources are the only reason I know what it is.