i'm concerned my girlfriend is a witch

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...the ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang...

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i date many witches in my time. i have come to decision they are not of trustworthiness for most part. trying to cast spell and steal wolfen power. once i wake up next night after raging beastly copulation and find toenails clipped. she was stealing my wolf claws for use in potion!

so now i pefer to date fellow lycanthrope or witches of wolfen persuasion, who know not to disrb that with they are not understanding.

― Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

latebloomer, that shit is funnier if you log out first. Just a tip.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:46 (nineteen years ago) link

no, it's better if you catch it and out it, aaron. christ, I'm bored.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ha it is quite known that latebloomer is but a mere vessel for use in my black plan and stategie.

perhapsyou keep your observatation to yourself? the wrath of my blackness knows not just physical bounds. i can poseess like virus or demon...have you been itching or sore anywhere recently? plenty where that comes from my friend.

― Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

shut up, vas.

this thread is retty silly to begin with though innit?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link

ah that was the first time i noticed anyway latebloomer, I usually don't pay attention to the login names.

I still think "concerned" needs to give us more info about his witchy woman.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Regarding the way everyone start to itch when Vas is in room, he is not joking my friend. It come from his wolfen crotch. He sleep on couch here in my little cottage in Fengerfors last year, man, I have to throw couch out! We namenick him, "Count Scrofula". They tell me this is funny joke in English. Certainly, English acquaintance crack when they hear this joke.

― Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

it's the fleas, even they carry nightspirit in microscope amount.

― Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

don't eat the deadly nightshade.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

just ask her. it shouldn't be a problem, as long as she isn't forcing you to get involved in it against your wishes. if it turns out she is a witch, try not to invalidate her beliefs. cos thats not nice, and she might hex you just to prove you wrong.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

"Tim Curry" "Flying Lessons"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

is she green

http://www.angelfire.com/mh/salem/images/album/album09.jpg

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

is she highly flammable

http://www.geocities.com/mamichula878/witch.jpg

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

does she keep funny potions in her makeup drawer?

http://thetrashcollector.bizland.com/Books/BookConjureWife.jpg

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:42 (nineteen years ago) link

is she charmingly fugly

http://www.jenn98.com/bugs/images/Bewitched_Bunny.jpg

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Dood just roll a 20-sided saving throw and hope you get a 20 because then you get a wicca BJ!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

does she strike titillating poses while riding on poles

ihttp://www-db.stanford.edu/~gary/witch.jpg

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

again...

ihttp://www-db.stanford.edu/~gary/witch.jpg

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck

OK, or is she just on acid all the time

http://www.starcostumes.com/prodimages/A3314.jpg

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Does she cackle? And does she attend goth wimmins workshops?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Is she weird? Is she white?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Does her head have no room?

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

You can have black witches Ned.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

*swears never to quote Pixies lyrics again*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Col in not getting Neds reference shockah ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

doh zpost

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

er... zpost?

"ees like x only one better!"

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

*pinches Ned*

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

oh yeah. right. Is she promised to the night etc

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll quote Belly lyrics then mwahahahahahahaha

You're not safe in some witch's bed

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I will miss each and every college rock reference as a general rule.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Does she have a horde of winged monkeys?

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link

*pinches Ned*

Meep!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

correct

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I have been schooled.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Does she have raven hair and ruby lips? Do sparks fly from her fingertips?

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Would you stay if she promised you heaven? Will you ever win?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Are there crow feathers in her cooze? Does acid from her fanny ooze?

http://earthspirits.org/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/UAVARIS.jpg

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Well now you're being filthy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 45,600 for "pagan music". (0.63 seconds)

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

rainy! come back!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

here I am! I was trying to post a picture of Bewitched (not the pop group)

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread woulda been equally neat if it were "I'm concerned about which is my girlfriend."

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm a witch and my girlfriend is concerned"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.americancostume.com/page5/SexyWitch.gif

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://usuarios.lycos.es/caravanamusical/caratulas/E/2905.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/swift_jumboholden/bewitched-banner.jpg

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 2 September 2004 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, if you really want know whether she's a witch, you can always do the old, trustworthy Witch Test a la The Spanish Inquisition: throw her in a lake and she if she floats. If she doesn't, you might consider getting a new girlfriend though.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 2 September 2004 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Does she weigh the same as a duck?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 2 September 2004 11:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Does she twitch her nose a lot? Does she look like this?
http://www.choosebooks.com/users/user_2738/images/008625.JPG

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Sadly enough, I've seen the movie that TOMBOT referenced above.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://sayville.8k.com/Witch%20Hanging.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.trojanhorseantiques.com/BewitchedBarbie.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 2 September 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

http://pktheatre.com/Three%20Witches%20of%20Eastwick.jpg

― C J (C J), Thursday, 2 September 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I dated a gal for a bit who claimed to have magic healing powers. She had a lot of eccentric, older guru figures hanging about the margins and made the absolute foulest tasting tea in the world. She was often hours late and made me go to the opera. Dud, yes.

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 2 September 2004 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

d'ya reckon the supernatural stretches to fix plumbing? there's a thread she should be at...

I have skimmed over this thread and haven't noticed any references to the craft. Everyone wanted to be a witch at my school after that. fools

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"ooh, hot lesbian witches"

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 September 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

does she kno how to 'destroy oral sex'?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Coming back to the subject heading for a minute... why would it worry you that she's a witch? Its just a religion, like any other. Ask her about it, there's plenty there to learn about - and if you don't really agree with her beliefs, just take Ms. Lurex's advice and try not to belittle them. She may have to put up with a lot of that as it is.

I have never met a witch with a horde of winged monkeys. Maybe I'm just not hanging out with the right people. That horde would come in pretty useful, I'm sure - if only to send them out to the shops for a pint of milk and a bag of damiana.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd date a witch.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/goth_disneyland.jpg

― gainfully employed (ex machina), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Concerned's girlfriend has cursed us, and that curse is called "the return of Jon Williams"

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

FAG

― gainfully employed (ex machina), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

HI DERE SEXXY

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Leave Jon alone.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.rockymusic.org/archive/tim-curry/worst-witch1.gif

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 2 September 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Not in a mean way at all, but in the mystical way, with odd supernatural powers.

As in being able to tell the future? My parents are convinced I could do this as a child. I would be able to say what would happen in the coming hours with detailed precision. They stopped because "people could take advantage." uh yeah.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

They stopped what?

― Savannah Smiles, Friday, 14 March 2008 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link

You know, that.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 March 2008 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

if you were a witch you'd know.

― darraghmac, Friday, 14 March 2008 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

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