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Mark, let's chat at some point soon (like when I get back to my house after July 13)! I can't do it in FRENCH, though. Or rather, I could, but wow would it not make sense. (sounds fun, however...)

Glad you made it home, Ned!

We're off in the car again in a few minutes... hopefully today will be a better travel day.

I wish I could play Scrabulous at work. I suck at it. I have few skilz. Haven't played scrabble since I was a kid. SO MUCH FUN

Sara yes! English is fine, though I might throw in a few Italian phrases for that smooth latin charmer vibe.

(um, I just said your username out loud and "R-C" sounds a bit, um, unfortunate in British English...)

that fuckin eyes wide shut thread with the laura brannigan video was the cause of an extremely awful nightmare i just had. i wilfully woke myself, it was so goddamn scary and now i'm too scared to back to sleep.

You...you live among THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT!

(Night!)

Well, anything with Tom Cruise in it is bound to cause some sleep disturbances.

Mark, you are making me happier about the ridiculous last name that I actually have... the abbreviation just sounds like semi-obscure COLA here. (Also mmmmmmm Italian...)

FB is better at Scrabble than he's letting on, btw. Although he did start FIVE games with me, which may or may not have been a computer glitch. Sadly, I think he's beating me in all of them. (SO FAR)

my mood was greatly improved by going to a twins game and chatting with dudes from the Suburbs and the Suicide Commandos. AWESOME

If only I knew who those dudes were. But YAY anyway!

My mood was greatly improved by 1. getting out of the car and 2. having a really good dinner.

Sara is not a punk roxor. :-/

sara is a punk roxor now

So much can change in only 3 minutes. And I didn't even notice the difference!

Good night, all.

xo, punk roxor wannabe

hey en i see kay, are you nick a******n on facebook? it keeps telling me your friends with a bunch of my (ilx) friends. i was gonna send you a friend req, but thought i might creep the person out if it's not actually you!

lol dudes "time after time" starring malcolm mcdowell as hg wells trying to stop jack the ripper from being jack the ripper in 1979 san francisco is way too enjoyable

that movie is actually completely awesome.

in its own special way

Facebook keeps recommending people I don't know from ILX.

Hello massive thread-to-be!

My name is H.G. Wells. I came here in a time machine of my own construction. I am pursuing Jack the Ripper, who escaped into the future in my machine.

Jack the Ripper: Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today I'm an amateur.

The man who throws the first punch is the one who's run out of ideas.

xpost yeah i get the same thing all the time. i think my ilx friends outnumber my irl friends.

The sad thing is when your recognise them but don't want to add them for fear of being creepy! Recently this was HI DERE and Antony 34st0n. The curse of being a bit of a lurker!

your

Dear Mr Bot,

As representative of the HG Wells Estate I am obliged to inform you that the unauthorised adaptation of the HG Wells title "The Time Machine" is in breach of the 1956 contract between the FR Wells Estate and George Pal (assigned to Warner Bros Inc. 1958) and as such I request that you remove the offending post immediately.

Thank you for your urgent attention, and best wishes.

I honestly am the Wells estate's agent. But you can have that one from free, tom.

Mark, you know you are just making me want to see that movie now, right?

GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL BTW!

I am going to eat breakfast and go for a long walk with A. and my best friend and my best friend's dog. Kids are out at some crazy scheduled all-morning activity that happens here in the land of rich people. Apparently 4lex will be going sailing this afternoon (!?!).

I post and this thread dies. Figures :(

I think I'm officially offended now! ;)

Can't put off walk any longer...

ENJOY THE WALK SARA! are you in the dune country part of Michigan?

Ah sorry Sara R-C I just meant that compared to before it wasn't moving as fast. No comment meant about your posting!

HAVEN'T YOU SAID ENOUGH??? :P

About your posting, no. It's rubbish. Apologise to the internet for what you have been doing.

good morning. i feel very groggy. i took a PM capsule last night and feel it now. it's very muddy. i feel like swimming through the day. but i can't. i have to sit in one of those black office chairs and swivel around.

PM capsule?

advil PM :/

also i'm listening to really gay music and some like construction guy just walked in the office. he's cute.

(but not gay)

woo him

haaaaaaaaa, he has like babies and stuff

OK OK he just ASKED ME WHO IT IS I'm PLAYING

i was like "it's Tori Amos"

and he was like "really?? it actually sounds good"

sometimes i just love straight men.

less ilxing, more wooing. his children aren't gonna come from a broken home and emotionally scarred by themselves y'know.

omg

too far?

no i can appreciate. i mean if i had to grow up with some screws loose why shouldn't other little boys and girls

And all because of you and your loose screws. The circle of life etc etc

I didn't mean it! I think his children are no more likely to grow up loooopy if their father were to run off with you than if he didn't. And lo, the anecdotes you could regale us with...

it's true. and i mean, i'd make a great mistress -- and a good role model!