"and eating pizza cooked by a convicted child molester,"
that's a really oddly placed detail
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link
like is it supposed to imply the pizza is molested too?
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
eating is a recreational activity?
― Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
it is in prison
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
http://hotprisonpals.com/BernieMadoff.htm
― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 14 January 2010 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link
be nice when we reach a time when prison rape's not a rich vein of humour for assholes
― shartyman (stevie), Thursday, 14 January 2010 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link
bernard madoff, free at last.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Great article imo.
― hills like white people (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link
“Fuck my victims."
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link
“He told me his side. He took money off of people who were rich and greedy and wanted more,” says Hay, who was released in December. People, in other words, who deserved it.
Only if you count charities among the "rich and greedy"
― hills like white people (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
some parts of the article made me doubt it's accuracy. for instance, this --
But Madoff has never been an intellectual—he has the mentality of “an auto mechanic,” one hedge-fund manager told me. He keeps it simple, and it works
-- might be true, but it's difficult to believe. running an enterprise, even an illusory, criminal enterprise, of that size and scope required intelligence and savvy.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
not trying to demean auto mechanics, btw. i'm referring to the underlying, obvious inference of the hedge-fund manager.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I think you can distinguish intellectualism from intelligence. And in any case (not to diminish his intelligence) I think a lot of what made the scam work had more to do with his savvy at sales pitches and reassurances than the sophistication of the actual fraud (which I don't think was really all that sophisticated).
― hills like white people (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 June 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I have the distinct feeling that the higher reaches of finance are filled with genuine sociopaths and with merely objectionable people who aspire to be as sociopathic as the guy in the next cubicle, because within that culture, the more conscienceless you are, the greater your chances of advancement.
― Aimless, Thursday, 10 June 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
the higher reaches of any occupation contain people who lack scruples. so do prisons.
― johnny la rue's pajama party (m coleman), Thursday, 10 June 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Mark Madoff -- Bernard's son -- committed suicide. He was found in his apartment this morning.
He hanged himself.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 11 December 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
That's sad.
― StanM, Saturday, 11 December 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link
the complaint filed by the trustee overseeing the liquidation of bernard l. madoff investment securities llp ("blmis") against jpmorgan chase has been unsealed. it's a very long document, but well-written and fascinating to read.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 February 2011 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Unsurprisingly, conflating own level of responsibility with fact that whole system is also fucked up:http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/29/nyregion/bernard-l-madoff-says-he-was-made-a-human-pinata.html
― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
"Human pinata"? Before reading it I already suspect it will say: Bernie decided to start a ponzi scheme for fun and profit, then objects that people started to expect too much of him in the way of returns and made running his ponzi scheme more stressful than it should have been.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
That poor innocent man. Can't they reduce his sentence to 145 years or something?
― StanM, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
Read the article, or some of it. The "human pinata" remark refers to Bernie objecting to the judge not just making him disgorge his ill-gotten gains, but whacking him with a long jail term to recompense society in some small way for the scandalous abuse of his fiduciary trust.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
basically madoff says he's been unfairly punished for the sins of unrelated persons who really caused the prolonged recession (wall street bankers, and so forth). it's absurd.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 28 June 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
I did read the article.
― StanM, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
Sheesh. I mean, like, all I did was defraud people of roughly 250 million dollars and this mean old judge goes and makes a federal case out of it. It's not like I put millions of people out of work, like those all other guys (waves his hand at... no one in particular) who caused the recession. Why pick on me?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, yes. It would be much easier being in jail if I didn't suffer such pangs of remorse.
I think the "read" Aimless typed was short for "I have now read" not "you go read"
― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
Ah. Ok, that makes a lot more sense indeed.
― StanM, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
while i do think that Madoff has been made a scapegoat for Wall Street's shenanigans, that doesn't mean that he hadn't done what he had been found guilty of doing nor that his sentence should be reduced by one day.
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
then again, this entire guy's life has been a never-ending story of escalating chutzpah ... so why stop now?!?
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
I'm just a murderer. I didn't cause the murder epidemic.
― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
pleas of "yeah i suck and i did bad things, BUT HE DID SOMETHING MUCH WORSE OMIGODWTF!" can be surprisingly effective. but that won't be so for Bernie Madoff in either a court of law or the court of public opinion. even in this day and age, ripping off charities and widows won't get you any sympathy. Madoff should just STFU already.
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link
bernard and ruth madoff supposedly tried to commit suicide after the scandal was exposed.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
one of the most blatant attempts at sympathy trolling i've ever seen
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, that's my impression, too.
i thought i read that ruth was so furious at bernard after learning of the scheme that she totally divorced herself (legally and otherwise) from him. not saying this is necessarily inconsistent with a mutual suicide pact (or maybe my memory is inaccurate), but it seems odd.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
i kind of keep forgetting this guy is still alive honestly. didn't his son kill himself?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link
yes.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gc2ksjK0U-TlVD910UnN-nZUNdEQ?docId=2f8c6eaa35c84e25949c500636fe95c2
Well, Bernie says he thought about it but didn't attempt it, so
― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
anyone watching 60 mins?
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link
someone tell me that it's okay that i kinda find ruth madoff to be incredibly sexy
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
for someone who is 65 or w/e
i was but seemed p boring?
― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
idk the whole event still enthralls me
+ the son has never spoken, that part of it is v interesting to me...
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
i wish surm was watching this, he'd be so into ruth
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.badidea.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bernard-ruth-madoff.jpg
so dignified, despite all
― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O9R7cVoh2qY/Socw_xUT1fI/AAAAAAAAAzk/lHlLr4qswAg/s400/ruthatbeach.jpg
― max, Monday, 31 October 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
Pfeiffer was so good as Ruth Madoff in "Wizard of Lies"
― Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 05:14 (six years ago) link
yeah, she was great.
bernie madoff definitely deserved his punishment. however, i think there is something to his claim that he was a scapegoat for problems that are endemic throughout wall street. those mortgage securities were essentially fraudulent too, but all the people beyond that got off, and the tea party ended up not being angry at the banks, but rather at the people who were misled into buying mortgages they couldn't afford.
a fraudster is currently president of the united states. he paid a 25 million dollar settlement this very year.
fraud is a major part of our economy and people, in general, admire scam artists if they can get away with it. so like, bernie madoff was right when he said that it was fucked up for that times reporter to compare him to ted bundy. that implies he is some wild outsider rather than an exaggerated version of a familiar type.
― Treeship, Saturday, 27 May 2017 04:53 (six years ago) link