Dear corn on the cob

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/10/25/cornholio_jalopnik225x206.bmp

I once was so poor, like a month ago, that I went down to the food bank. They gave me a few stalks of corn. I got it home and couldn't get it to soften and tasted it and realized it was COW CORN, not sweet corn. Big difference, and thanks food bank!

had me some corn last night in honor of this thread! mmmm...good

Whoa.

I think I knew that about the French. Maybe they have been eating cow corn!

xxpost,

Damn, that's rough!

one more to add:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/ihasmanycorms1.jpg

i'm starting to get really irritated with cute pet pictures with "funny" captions underneath. LEARN TO SPELL YOU STUPID FUCKING ANIMALS!

hey, you can't blame them. it's hard enough for them to learn rudimentary english, much less proper spelling and grammar.

However, in Mexico corn smut is called huitlacoche..., an Aztec word reportedly meaning raven's excrement.

hey - they've been doing it long enough to make me angry at the very sight of the meme - you'd think they'd show SOME improvement!

"I am not an animal, I am an ear of corn!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Ustilago_maydis_de_2.jpg

Damn, second pic in the wiki for huitlacoche.

seriously though, corn on the cob, how are you so good?
i am eating you right now and every bite is yaaay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljMODw-fXaI

nom nom nom, the original

ONNN

corn is so hot right now

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corn eating cat remains one of my favourite things on internet

Dear corn on the cob, why did my father plant only two rows of you this year? Not enough!

q: when is jersey sweet corn back on again?
a: august, fool.

Oh man my favorite thing on corn on the cob is butter+honey+chipotlew/adobo and a squeeze of lime yuuuuuuum

I love corn this year.

Do we get different corn here on the East Coast, I mean corn that is different from the corn in CA? It is so much better. Maybe it's because it's from the Midwest here.

I have yet to have corn on the cob. Need to go buy Doctors brand dental picks first.

The fresh corn on the cob that the BBQ folks were selling at Terrastock was fanfreakingtastic.

rrrobyn otm abt corn eating kitty. SO CUTE.

why do i like corn on the cob but hate it off the cob as sweetcorn?

dearest cc: why u taste so good but no like my stomach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne5olxXWsCA&feature=related

Corn on the cob gets in your teeth, man. Don't do it.

So does apple skin. The reward is worth the risk.

Oh, see now that's not fair. That's not fair at all. I have nothing against apples, man. I love apples. The corn on the cob is harder to get out of your teeth and it gets in between MORE teeth than the apple. It's a totally different thing, yo.

I just got back from my wife's family reunion and had some fantastic corn on the cob that was put up in 2005! My wife's aunt uses a vacuum sealer and that stuff apparently keeps forever that way.

Was it frozen?

It does get in your teeth, but that's why there is floss.

Dear Corn on the Cob - it was real hard cutting off your kernels for smoky corn chowder, but soooo worth it. Our dinner guests will LOVE YOU or else they're weird.

xx

Yeah, definitely, sealed then frozen. (xpost)

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/cornjob.gif

That was no banana, Dougal!

Dear corn on the cob fresh off the grill at the state fair, dunked in a vat of melted butter, lashed lustily with garlic salt...I think about you often. When can we get back together?

dear elote from cafe habana,

i had a really great time with you on monday, you're a fabulous lunch date, let's do it again sometime soon?

xo
joe

ps you can bring your friend, pork in adobo sauce torta, with you again if you like

Dear corn on the cob