Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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No, next you agree to go on a date with the first person to woo you, and then tomorrow you have to choose someone to get married to.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

that dude is how I imagine nickalicious.

WTF!?!...*harumph*

FWIW though I do have a freestyle as my 'about me' section on my myspace profile, although it's way less retarded than that dude's:

"i'm a shaved wookiee on fire. check my suave attire. you keepin' it real, i ain't real, i'm a cartoon like yer messiahr. blissed-out mystifier. electric like a live wire. one day your empire will fall to the billions of offspring i will sire."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

You'll find us, Colette! For some reason Tuomas, Rick and I come up high on everyone's match lists!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:35 (8 years ago) Permalink

Colette, here's an OkCupid username list copied from the previous thread:

nickdastoor: ra-ra-ra
dog latin: akendoha
kathryn m: birthdaycake
lauren: missbrooke
carey: hidethehead
aldo_cowpat: aldo_cowpat
mandee: mandalion
roxymuzak: roxymuzak
melissa w: radioreverie
ronan: mr_lamouche
mark p: apropat
cozen: cozenx
davidr: draconn
carsmilesteve: carsmile
ricardo: rubalcohol
ste: bonesboy
bryan: snackwich
liz: wintryme
crackity: indieboy83
andrew farrell: andrewfarrell
dom passantino: journalis
jon w: supershine
tracer: FondantUnctious
Martin Skidmore: MartinSk
teeny: teenydreams
Ally: allyzay
Matt DC: racingsantander
Gregory Henry: 9kyuG

I'm lixenixen. Anyone who's missing from the list can post their username here.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

nickalicious = nickalicious

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

hey, you left me out! I'm TheManthony

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh, I'm no longer journalis. I'm now juror_8. Dunno why.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

Also: out of the, what, 1,000,000 profiles on this thing, my 17th worst possible match on this thing is an ILXor.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 12:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

There aren't a million profiles. That's just how many people have taken the test.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:33 (8 years ago) Permalink

i done joined but haven't answered most the profile questions. I am rainermrilke. no emo dates yet :(

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:35 (8 years ago) Permalink

Are the questions on anyone else's profile changing? Just now, the question in my profile that, when I answered it, read "What 6 things couldn't you live without?" said "What do you think about when you masturbate?" And the trade brains question is now "I spend a lot of time thinking about..."

I'm confused.

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 08:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

Wow - I think it's just you Cathy. I put 'my family' as one of the things I couldn't live without, so I'm glad they haven't meddled with mine.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 08:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

How very strange. I'd put food, music, books, the internet, pens and libraries. No wonder I never got any woos.

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 08:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

I think I would be attracted to a woman who masturbated about food.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 08:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

They must have done it because the "Person you'd like to swap brains with" question is dumb. Now my answer looks REALLY dumb.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 08:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

They've changed mine as well. It might have been nice to have been warned so you didn't look like a moron in your profile.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 09:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

Not from OKCupid, but I got a message on one dating site yesterday from a woman who claims to be a real princess!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 11:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

Is that 'a real princess!' or 'a real princess'?

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 11:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

I left this because the central PA OKCupid scene is sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad and I probably wasn't helping.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

Cathy - I have looked at your profile and there is nothing about masaturbation. Perhaps your computer has caught some bizarrely specific virus.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

she actually was claiming to be royalty. She was in Nigerian but her profile said South African, so I've no idea what kind of princess she might have been. I was not interested because a) she is thousands of miles away and b) her profile went on about God a lot.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

Perhaps it was part of an elaborate scheme to defraud you. Did she mention anything about having to move royal funds out of the country?

I like the idea of OKCupid being hijacked by Nigerian criminals.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

it's much, more interesting, especially if you think of them hijacking it by force (with masks and kalishnikovs and things) although how you'd take a website by brute force i'm not sure.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:35 (8 years ago) Permalink

Kidnap the server?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

I just tried to delete my profile, but something went wrong, and now I have an extant profile that I am not able to access and/or delete. Thanks, Okcupid!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

There are plenty of the Nigerian scam things going on through some dating sites, which hardly adds to its plausibility, but this one didn't hint in that direction at all. It seemed a genuine profile and real personal message.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

WTF???

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=0&tuid=897973704921714626

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

Not terribly work safe btw

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

not terribly "i want to have sex again someday" safe either.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

Mum!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

Why has this girl constantly her right arm behind her head? It looks like she's going to stab you.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

So you can spell her armpit

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 12 August 2004 19:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

a-r-m-p-i-t

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 August 2004 19:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

I have now deleted my profile. I could not face the guilt of not replying to another message.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 22:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

logged in for the first time in a week today & had gotten two woos w/in two hours, but they've been the only two people to woo me in the two or so weeks I've been on here!

haha um nabisco I sent you a message a week ago on okcupid because it was the only way I could think to contact you! had no idea yr account had gone feral, um, could you please sent a blank email to stevie dot kaye at gmail dot com? & I'll cut'n'paste the message?

― etc, Tuesday, 17 August 2004 06:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

OMG OMG OMG GAYDAR GAME!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 22:27 (8 years ago) Permalink

OK, so how does this here thing work?

I've been clicking through photos for ten minutes and haven't found one single dirty dronerock boy yet. :-(

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 13:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

Wait, I stand corrected. I have found my dream man, but he lives in Canada. Typical!

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 13:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Do we all still do this? I decided to update my profile.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 19 September 2004 15:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

This guy is currently stranger arranged with the OKCupider I've fallen rather strongly in love with. Look at his favourite bands list.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=10337933922172227069

― Chairman ROFLMAO (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

This guy is currently stranger arranged with the OKCupider I've fallen rather strongly in love with

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

ie This person has been linked up via the new "stranger arranger" feature with the okcupid user Dom has taken a fancy to.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:32 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh, I didn't know there was a such thing as the stranger arranger. I just thought someone was high.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

Well, that too.

I've been playing on okcupid a lot lately. There are lots of funny tests now and there's pretty girls on there who are interesting and stuff.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

agreed, some of these girls are going to be total catches when they grow up

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:52 (8 years ago) Permalink

I have too, recently.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

hey you know the picture rating thing that doesn't really seem to do much? did you guys know that there's a secret 'hot' list that they only tell you about if you're on it?

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:25 (8 years ago) Permalink

Kim, shhh!

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 22 October 2004 01:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

oh yeah right, it's "top secret". I'd better watch my back.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 22 October 2004 01:04 (8 years ago) Permalink

Astonishingly I didn't know about that, but Kim did - how extraordinary!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:35 (8 years ago) Permalink

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