Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

I think maybe pelosi face crack might be the new osama thumbs up.

oh shit, time for more Jesse:

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black people talk like THIS

And if these don't float your boat, tune in tomorrow for all the bridge collapse toons. How will this incident be used to assault non-conservatives? Wait & see!

I think it's clear that God was punishing Minneapolis for being to liberal. ;_;

its predicted somewhere in Corinthians dontchaknow

O did a dinosaur step on it no evolution?

NICE BRICKS!

Chuck Asay draws a pretty decent John Edwards, but everything else about these is as bsrw as usually.

The "Which one has Obama refused to meet with..." lineup actually ends up making the opposite point. It seems totally reasonable that the President would want to meet with international leaders and foes, but cross a media institution off his to-do list.

kinda like how the current President hates to talk with the press

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different Obama face here. Pointy ass chin, but no huge wall o' teef. The ears stick out, but aren't huge dubya-sized jackass/radar dishes.

wha-? he just said he WOULDN'T nuke pakistan

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thank god Gaggle is finally attacking Halliburton, KBR, ConAgra, Boeing, etc etc etc.

You think these assholes ever heard of the Tennessee Valley Authority?

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There's something about the accusations of hypocrisy here which is amusing, seeing as how the guy being reported on runs enough media outlets to deliberately increase the level of sensationalism in the culture.

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Again, the assertion that context, intent, or motive doesn't matter at all in any crime is bullshit and so thoroughly ignorant of both the letter and the spirit of centuries of anglo-american common law. If your truck blows a tire and you uncontrollably swerve into oncoming traffic which results in somebody dying, you're automatically guilty of murder now, ain't you. Terrorism is only so a crime so much as property is damaged or people are killed. Hate speech and hate crime are the same thing, right? like, they both have the word "hate" in them!

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didn't think this one through, did he

Well that headline likely refers to the two war-supporting, Bush apologists from the Brooking Institute who the administration sent to Iraq to get piggy-back rides from Gen. Petraeus, and who came back to provide the "even these feerce librul critiks think the Serge is werkin" meme. The fact that the media still buys into this suggests a high Midichlorian count in the Executive Branch.

thanks for mentioning those brookings stooges. saw both of them on various shows/in various articles talking about how great iraq is doing, i've only noticed crooks and liars talking about how full of crap they are.

wikipedia says the brookings institution is traditionally considered liberal. unh?

they were, not so much anymore

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such odd representations of teef

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sanctimony powered go cart? way to steal jokes from the simpsons, you creative genius, you.

re: thickening arctic ice

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when the history of this age is written, I hope that attention is paid to the tribal epistemology and completely unconscious adoption of postmodern relativism by those who spent decades decrying it.

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I'm confused - things are going so well the Iraqis are kissing our asses... or the damn dirty lib'ruls have so constrained our troops so they're forced to "kiss <towelhead> ass"?

kind of amazing how she keeps up the naughty hipster librarian look even in body armor

otherwise mr. muir would not be able to yank it to that cartoon

sanctimony powered go cart? way to steal jokes from the simpsons, you creative genius, you.

haha stolen from ed begley jr. himself! not to mention that episode was like 8 years ago.

It does not surprise me that the duck completely misrepresented/misunderstood the new information on gray whales.

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The countdown to cancellation continues...

Again, it's the impotent nashing of teeth against the dirty fucking hippies I find hilarious. That this guy has it to the point of delusion is even better. Sure, why not take out your angst of the collapsing of your heroes thru your colored pencil scribblings? Go ahead and deny the results of Neilsen ratings for the last coupla years if it makes ya feel better.

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Again, is Muir going on as if this is way things are, or the way it should be? Or, again, is it a bit of self-delusion where the guy is trying to reinforce his delusion thru his scribblings? Hell, there's plenty of great guys over there doing great things, but there's also a lot of guys put thru the wringer and not doing such nice things.

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wokka wokka

obama looked better as a broad racist stereotype. wtf is that caricature?

shit, we're missing the first cartoon:

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or the current art on http://www.patriotart.com right now

whoah

why is tommy thompson walking martin scorsese? that's so abstract.

dada rightwing cartoonists

Isn't Olb getting like the second-highest ratings on prime-time cable news?

appears not

FOX___ THE OREILLY FACTOR________________ 375
FOX___ HANNITY & COLMES__________________ 362
FOX___ ON THE RECORD W/GRETA_____________ 351
FOX___ FOX AND FRIENDS___________________ 318
FOX___ THE OREILLY FACTOR (RPT)__________ 303
FOX___ THE FOX REPORT W/S.SMITH__________ 292
FOX___ AMERICAS NEWSROOM_________________ 279
FOX___ SPECIAL REPORTW/BRIT HUME_________ 263
CNN___ LARRY KING LIVE___________________ 252
FOX___ LIVE DESK W/M.MACCALLUM___________ 235
FOX___ FOX NEWS LIVE_____________________ 224
FOX___ FOX & FRIENDS FIRST_______________ 223
MSNBC_ MSNBC INVESTIGATES (RPT)__________ 215
FOX___ STUDIO B W/S.SMITH________________ 209
MSNBC_ MSNBC REPORTS (RPT)_______________ 207
CNN___ ANDERSON COOPER 360_______________ 205
FOX___ THE BIG STORY W/J GIBSON__________ 204
CNN___ LOU DOBBS TONIGHT_________________ 203
FOX___ YOUR WORLD W/NEIL CAVUTO__________ 198
MSNBC_ COUNTDOWN W/ K. OLBERMANN_________ 185

avgs for july

CABLE NEWS: RELEVANT

durrr

this stems from old news, olbermann put o'reilly on the "worst person in the world" list about 500 separate times for being a liar and a shill, and o'reilly's only response, ever, has been to 1. threaten some radio call-in dork with criminal charges and police action for SAYING "KEITH OLBERMANN" on o'reilly's show; 2. talk about how much better his ratings are than olbermann's.

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haha, rich media newsreaders are happy when their 401Ks tank. All libruls are!

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Uh, doesn't the NYT keep publishing Michael Gordon's "My super secret sources in the military tell me that Iran has cooties..." pieces on the front page?

yup. not to mention a coupla years of Judith miller, or the folks on the op-ed pages.

didn't the NYT basically con everyone into believing the 'intelligence' on iraq and get us into that fucking war? isn't the NYT the paper than recently ran that brookings instution shite-piece ("a war we just might win") about how we just another six months/year/six years/century in iraw to make it work?

soooooooo fuckin liberal.

iraw, iraq, if it starts with ira- we'll bomb it.

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Oh no, not sean penn! also, haw haws to hammer & sickle bedcover

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what, couldn't run the "fishing expedition" strip again?

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jesus fucking christ

"can't government engineers and bureaucrats do anything right do their jobs for free?"

What the fuck. As if it isn't within the government's purview to upkeep roads. Yes, let's privatize road building and upkeep. That will certainly go very smoothly.

dood didn't you hear those privately run schools and prisons are kicking ass

aha, if I go back a couple of days that earlier one makes complete sense - clearly we need Iraqi tort reform.

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