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Had a dream involving my ex who's name is Jackie, who turned into my friend Butch (his wife's name is Jackie), who looks a lot like and subsequently turned into ZS, who got a call on the landline (was in a childhood house). I got seriously pissed that he was answering a call when we were in the middle of a thing, and after he hung up he was all "I'm a DOCTOR. That was a PATIENT."

So like congrats on yr MD, Z.

I dreamed that Grady showed up at this open house benefit that is happening in real life this Saturday. He was just standing in the doorway waving, and then came up gave me a hug. I said "What are you doing here?" He said, "I saw on facebook that you needed an extension cord, so I thought I would bring you one," and indicated the extension cord with a gesture; it was sitting coiled up on a nearby couch. I laughed and introduced him to a friend saying "this is my friend Grady." He laughed and extended his hand to the friend saying "actually my real name is Michael Gradient."

haha

woke up in the middle of the night after having some authoritative presence command me to "never forget m.o.p."

lmfao

I said "What are you doing here?" He said, "I saw on facebook that you needed an extension cord, so I thought I would bring you one," and indicated the extension cord with a gesture

totally see this happening

He was wearing cut-off shorts and a Hawaiian shirt, btw.

no hat

I dreamt Nabisco said I had to stay off the John D thread cause, basically, I was a retard. He had posted this three page long comment, I had followed it with sth silly, hence the "stay the fuck off" this thread. Roffle.

what is "the John D thread"! haw

In my nightmare. Hope it stays there. :-)

Had a dream I was at a BBQ with Whiney G Weingarten in a suburb somewhere. Our parents were there, relatives. It was like a family picnic almost? We were the cool younger kids. Turns out my mom(!?!?) wanted us to go pick up some weed for the party "from a nice old woman at the hospital downtown." So we drive down to the hospital (Whiney is a horrible driver) only to find that, "It's a common mistake, but you need to go to the Medical Center on the other side of town." So we drive over there and procure weed from a nice older woman. It was really cheap. She gave me change from my twenty then made fun of us for not being very "smooth" in the hand off. Then when we were driving back for some reason Whiney decided to take a shortcut through a boggy forest and the car got stuck in a ditch. We climbed out and walked back to the party. When we got back to the party, we smoked weed and ate cheeseburgers.

Sounds like real life.

My dreams are so vivid lately.
I also had a dream about the girl I have a crush on coming over to clean my basement?!?!

Ask her out.

You know when people say, What's the worst that could happen?

we have plans to hang out sometime in the indefinite future when we're both free.

What is she, a med student? And you, working at a record store?

What I meant is, Go get'em, tiger!

lol med students? i had a crush on a bio-chem student once, but i'm pretty sure all scientists and medicos are too smart to fall for my charming words.

"actually my real name is Michael Gradient."

This is AWESOME.

xpost Oh, Ian, maybe they'd like you and could give a toss about your words. You're a really smart, cute dude. Not to put too homo a point on it.

I saw a Michelle Gesundheit for real the other day.

lol bam have you ever even seen what i look like

A little bird, dude.

laughing

>_<

i am that laughing bird, and also "hyacinth thrash"????? dude do you know that the hyacinth is v important flower in my life history??

ian, dreaming someone is cleaning your basement means they are trying to help you out psychologically and emotionally

Last night I dreamt I was on ilx (jeez) and in my dream, sic was following me all over the boards making horrible insulting and mocking comments to me, and posting my posts to the o_0 threads and laughing at them and stuff.

Blargle... that was really crummy!

dreamt that lj was giving me a tour of his caribbean island homeland in a two-seat airplane. at some point he quoted a lynyrd skynyrd lyric, but i don't remember what the line was.

i just want to be
left alooooone

dreamt that i was being interviewed and someone said "what in your opinion was the single most influential event in ilx history" and i answered "the advent of the noize dudes"

or possibly "board"

I miss my flight to a long-haul destination beginning with B that I can't remember, then aimlessly hang around the small airport waiting for the next flight. The airport has some scrubby ground around it. Suddenly I see a large group pass by and I hear someone say 'Cutty'. I hesitate for a moment, then march up and introduce myself to Cutty. He has a blonde afro. I shake his hand and everything. Then I go back to get my flight but before I get on it I have to take my place in the line, which turns out to be a big revolving turntable that everyone stands on with their bags. It's hard to keep my balance and I wonder why I've forgotten how to do this since my last flight.

i was looking at the new answers for the "who really cares" board - no thread started by or last posted to by information or times. Just dates started and thread titles. The Most recently posted to thread was entitled, "You have a fine shovel."

^hilarious

I dreamed last night that I met Hoos and Jordy Lasarge in the Old City portion of Knoxville and we did a Beastie Boys pose with our hands in the middle and took a photo. They were very similarly dressed. Also, the visit was a surprise, and Hoos let me know he was in town by sending me cellpwn pics of stuff around Knoxville (one of them was of a detail of my cildhood home, which is in Maryville, though).

*childhood

i had a dream the other night that hoos was getting married and me and deej were iming about it being a bad idea but we didnt know how to tell him

hahaha

Hey, I had a dream about HOOS, too. I ran into him somewhere, and he told me that he'd seen the first episode of the new season of LOST, and that it was kind of disappointing. He started to tell me why, but I was like, I don't want spoilers. Then a tall, beautiful African American girl he was friends with came up to say hi to him, and I knew I'd met her before but couldn't remember her name, so I said, "Hey, I'm sorry, I forget your name." She said, "It's Erin." I said, "I'm John." HOOS said, "Easy to remember, right?" I said, "Or not, since there are so many other Johns." She then said, "What about Mark? How many Marks are there?" "Do you mean how many are born now or how many were born when we were born?" "Both." "When we were born, it was like a top 10 name. Now it's barely in the top 100." Oh, and we were all underwater the entire time.

I dreamed I came across a self-published novel in a used bookstore, written by an uncle of mine, whose protagonist was "Jergincito, sworn enemy of 7:00am".

I had a dream about roxy & nijoli, that they bombed dozens of threads with all my personal information (ssn, phone, address, medical info, grades, etc) and pictures of my dog's corpse. It woke me up at 4 a.m. I felt weird.

I hope you guys don't get offended by this, it was just a dream.

I was at a Salt-N-Pepa concert in Philadelphia with my friend Dennis but it was actually like ten or twelve folding chairs in a circle, and I heard someone address someone else in the circle as "Giboyeaux" and it was gbx, and he looked and saw me and came over and shook my hand, and then I was listening to an album consisting of bits of dialogue from Female Trouble and Edith Massey was saying something about wishing someone's house was attacked by giant earthworms and that "all the animals would turn into... cats". And then gbx was eating a bowl of Lucky Charms.

I dreamed last night that I met Hoos and Jordy Lasarge in the Old City portion of Knoxville and we did a Beastie Boys pose with our hands in the middle and took a photo. They were very similarly dressed. Also, the visit was a surprise, and Hoos let me know he was in town by sending me cellpwn pics of stuff around Knoxville (one of them was of a detail of my cildhood home, which is in Maryville, though).

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:34 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*childhood

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:34 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i had a dream the other night that hoos was getting married and me and deej were iming about it being a bad idea but we didnt know how to tell him

― max, Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:36 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hey, I had a dream about HOOS, too. I ran into him somewhere, and he told me that he'd seen the first episode of the new season of LOST, and that it was kind of disappointing. He started to tell me why, but I was like, I don't want spoilers. Then a tall, beautiful African American girl he was friends with came up to say hi to him, and I knew I'd met her before but couldn't remember her name, so I said, "Hey, I'm sorry, I forget your name." She said, "It's Erin." I said, "I'm John." HOOS said, "Easy to remember, right?" I said, "Or not, since there are so many other Johns." She then said, "What about Mark? How many Marks are there?" "Do you mean how many are born now or how many were born when we were born?" "Both." "When we were born, it was like a top 10 name. Now it's barely in the top 100." Oh, and we were all underwater the entire time.

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 1:40 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I had a dream that "the table is the table" was at my house, and I said, "Oh hey, that's sweet because I just got this in the mail." "This" was a John Hughes movie called "The Table is the Table: The Musical," which Mr. Hughes had not allowed to be released during his lifetime. It had just been released on a deluxe DVD treatment. We smoked a bowl and watched it together. Between musical numbers, it was a lot of Mummenschanz/Pilobilus-type arty dance numbers, but during the singing parts, it was more traditional choreography. The only song I remember was sung by Molly Ringwald, and the chorus went: "the table is the table is OTM! is OTM! is OTM!"

haha omg

love to you abbott. <3

Holy shit, the best dream ever!

Last night I had a nightmare that two guys with shotguns broke into my house, disguised as New Yorker subscription salesmen.