Your fucking dinner

Hey Phil I lost my damn phone yesterday but I'm getting it replaced tomorrow, will mail you in the meantime, FUCK!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

I had George Foreman "barbecued" chicken, some quick brown rice, and a pre-packaged mixed greens blend.

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

six-piece crispy strips from KFC. NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN URGH

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 7 August 2005 04:11 (7 years ago) Permalink

a bastarding OSTRICH BURGER, with a cock-spurting salad of tomato and avocado, plus some ass-felching cottage cheese, yo. and it was FUCKING MAGIC.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

half a bagel with CREAM cheese (ooh, saucy)

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

Tuna pasta. The money has run out, and I'm fucked if I'm starting on the noodles yet.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ate a boca burger my wife had made for me from the night before. I came home late, drunk, and (strangely) left it sitting there. Day-old burgers taste like *motherfucking satan's balls*

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

TITFUCKIN TAKE-OUT THAI FOOD

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ceviche - I've been waiting all fucking week. Oh sweet heyzeus.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Friday, 3 March 2006 22:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

xpost:

not quite the answer i'd expect from m. white

i meant, not quite the fucking answer i'd expect from that muthafuxxer m. white

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 3 March 2006 23:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

fucking whole wheat ravioli with chicken and sundried tomatoes, in tomato/basil marinara

will whip up a cunting spinach salad when i finish

and some water to drink... you cocksucking assbag.

― get bent, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

bloody fucking steak, shitkicking oven fries and half a fucking avocado

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

Onion omelette and mixed greens salad

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking roasted rosemary chicken with sticky sushi rice and artichokes with lemon butter and fucking gravy too, and cranberry, fucking thankgiving in march, followed the fuck up with chocolate cake with whipped cream and fucking raspberries.

― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

Some Goddamn speg spagetti motherfucking red sauce on top of long skinny tubes of pasta, Coke, and liquor chocolates.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

penne-ass pasta in goddamn alfredo sauce with bacon and brussels christfucking sprouts

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

SWEET POTATO FRIES
CURRIED APPLES & PORK CHOPS
STEAMED, BUTTERED GREENBEAAANS

― ian, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

Motherfucking grilled chicken boob sandwich with melted (dick)cheese and a ton of cunt-reaming avocado. Fucking good as the shit of Christ.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

christ shit is on sale at Dominick's. Check it.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Some Goddamn speg spagetti motherfucking red sauce on top of long skinny tubes of pasta

we fucking had the same thing, but we fucking made our own goddamn sauce. the less fucking ingredients you fucking use, the better, so they motherfucking say.

― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

I used to have a crush on you, but I could never bring a girl with such a filthy mouth home to mother.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

Ian, wash your mouth out at once.

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

two cunting bananas and a strawberry fucking yop.

― Slumpman, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

it's the fuck out of oven-fried motherfuckkkin chikken, with fucking champagne in a goddamn can (w/attached shrink-wrapped fucking straw what the shit)

― Jordan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

Random shit. Hot dog, Pringles, collard greens. Shredded Wheat for dessert.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

Two huge-ass fuckin' artichokes, garlic mayo. A couple of slices of bacon 'cause I needed to use them up before they started smelling like goddamn death.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

i think tonight it will be pbr and cheetos.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

Actually, what I thought was going to be dinner was a late lunch.

For dinner: more collards, mixed steamed rice (brown, wild, basmati, and some other one), and a seared chicken that just about burned down the kitchen. Tonight we learned the concept of flash point. Scary.

― Jesse, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking dinner was fingerfucking finger food at a n3tw04x1n6 3v3n+ -- crudités, stuffed mushrooms, bruschetta, bread, cheese, some fried things i couldn't really identify, some ropey beef-on-a-stick that i could only take two bites of.

dessert was a handful of strawberries -- red, engorged with their own juices, and ripe for the plucking.

― get bent, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

i ate the fuck out of some awful, hard-as-fuck bbq ribs, canned green beans w/ cunt-red tomatoes and dry-as-a-lubeless-fuck potato chunks at my worthless shitter of a school cafuckteria

― strgn, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

water - 2 20 oz. bottles
a banana and some strawberries
a 60-calorie jell-o pudding cup (chocolate/coffee swirl -- lovin' the coffee flavor)
an arizona so-called "lite" iced tea/lemonade blend (i didn't notice how much HFCS this had until i was done drinking it... whoops)
some mixed greens & salted roasted almonds
a lean cuisine chicken/pasta dish

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

whoops, i forgot to cuss! fuckpissshitasstitspussycock. there.

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

Another goddamn salad.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

killer restaurant meal last nite:

salad w/hazlenuts roasted pear & thick syrupy balsamic dressing
lamb shank braised in tomato w/roast taters & artichokes (my fave veg)
1/2 bottle Shiraz
2 bites of my wife's chocolate dessert

next I'm gonna make CHICKEN CACCIATORI for the 1st time this weekend

― m coleman, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking chicken cacciatori (sp)

― m coleman, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

darned roasted salmon fillets with blinking steamed corn and dadburned rice.

― estela, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

friend's birthday dinner - fucking 9-dish Chinese dinner plus entree and dessert, yum! I'm fucking stuffed - included rice, chicken w/cashew nut, szechuan chicken, steamed fish in soy sauce, tofu, mixed veg, peking duck, sweet sour beef, another veg dish, spring rolls, chinese tea. For dessert, we had red bean Chinese pancakes with vanilla ice cream.

Tomorrow, another friend's having a fucking barbecue.

― Roz, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking baked kibbe with fucking pita bread finished off with delicious baklava. best meal i've eaten in fucking months. i love mid-eastern food so much i'd fuck it seriously.

― leavethecapital, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking lamb wok. yum fucking yum

― nathalie, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

Had dinner last night at a fucking fantastic new place. Half bottle red wine, mized greens salad, and fucking wonderful mac and cheese with peas and mushrooms. So fucking good.

― ENBB, Saturday, 10 March 2007 14:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

Tonight I steamed some mussels with white wine, garlic, shallots, linguiça, and a little bit of saffron. Added some butter and chopped cilantro at the end, and ate it with some good bread and a watercress salad with blood orange viniagrette.

Holy fucking shit that was delicious.

― joygoat, Sunday, 11 March 2007 04:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

It's not fancy but I just got home from having beers locally and I was peckish, so I browned up a pork chop, made some garlic couscous, and a mesclun salad w/ goddess dressing & goat cheese. So much savoriness!

― Laurel, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

The mussels sound AWESOME altho I kind of have to close my eyes when I eat them. And not chew too searchingly.

― Laurel, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yesterday I had fucking butternut squash and poxy blue cheese soup, and it was velvety and fucking awesome and I will be making it again when I want to seem posh without any fucking effort whatsoever.

Today I'm up early because we're having fucking guests over for cockramming lunch, and I'm making a big fuck off Sunday roast with chicken and roast potatoes and phallic roast parsnips and humping broccoli that looks like fucking trees.

― accentmonkey, Sunday, 11 March 2007 08:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

GOD DAMN
JUST A TE A HALF A GRILLED CHICKEN
AND LIKE ALL THE GRAPES
FUCK YE
ONLY TOO BEERS LEFT THO ON NOES

AddENDUM: FUCK FUCK|ITY FUCK

― nickalicious, Monday, 12 March 2007 02:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

ALL-U-CAN-EAT CHINESE BUFFET (WITH SOFT SERVE FROZEN YOGURT)

$7, HOLLAR

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

plate of shrimp (john wayne was a fag)

― get bent, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

damn that looks gross

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

cameraphone + fluorescent lighting = not the most glamorous food photography. it did look better in person. and tasted good.

― get bent, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

in person? shrimps are not human. ;-)

― nathalie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:41 (6 years ago) Permalink