Why is the ratio of ILM posts to ILF posts approximately 8,793 to 1?

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Really, let's raise this board from the dead -- I can't take another fucking ILE film thread.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

It was Baby Buddha killed the board.

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Ken, Reade doing complete Kieslowski next month!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

ILE film threads are getting annoying lately. maybe it's just Spielberg threads.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

He's truly the great divider.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

isn't baby buddha == f1lmbrain? how did he kill the board?

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

As mentioned upthread: Film Rockism-friend or foe?

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, right. he and jay b made the strongest arguments on that thread. it's a shame he left.

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 30 March 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

ILFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Thursday, 30 March 2006 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

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The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Thursday, 30 March 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I am really sorry, but there is simply no reviving this board. I would vote to have it closed and sealed.

Unless, of course, the day comes when some ILF regulars actually do get banned from ILE...

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I've looked at Baby B's blog and it is very good. I guess I should have known better than to go for a cheap King Kong reference, especially one I've already used before. But then again, it seems every thread here ends up in a Marienbad-Morel anomaly in the space-time continuum, doomed to replay the same events over and over.

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Eric, such a pessimist.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

and uh, One from the Heart? Revisionism beyond the pale!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 April 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Well. You know me. Always holding up titles from this book as being superior to all Oscar winners and quite a large number of AFI/Premiere list sacred cows too.

It's gorgeous. As a merely part-time, fair-weather fan of old-style MGM musicals and someone who'll admit to "respecting" the new Moulin Rouge without ever wanting to really see it again, this is the great synthesis. And it might even be a better icon than Apocalypse Now for epitomizing Coppola's almost popped hubris. Tom Waits's songs aren't exactly bad.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 April 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

But, no, seriously, this board is really truly dead to me. And not even in an anomalous, ineffable Marienbad way. Just a pointless way. This is my last post in ILF.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 April 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

really?

gear (gear), Saturday, 1 April 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Why is this board so angsty about its very existance?

Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 2 April 2006 03:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Chris, if you have to ask...

This is my last post in ILF
He wILFight no more forever.

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Sunday, 2 April 2006 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Why do I always misspell words? Why am I still awake at what is allegedly quarter to 6am?

Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 2 April 2006 11:48 (eighteen years ago) link

(Chris, there is no one left here to answer your questions. Unless the board generates some Solaris-like replicants for you.)

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Sunday, 2 April 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

(I guess their called "visitors")

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Sunday, 2 April 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

(their=they're, of course)

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Sunday, 2 April 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

ILCooking often doesn't get that many more posts than ILF does, but we don't consider it a failure in need of abandoning. It's all very odd.

Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

(B-b-but Kris, do you spend 99.9999999999999999999999999999999% of your thread time complaining about how people on ILE don't know how to cook?)

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Sunday, 2 April 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

well ILF always had a questionable reason for existing, a certain built-in redundancy, since film threads are so popular in ILE. so im not surprised it was never a success.

ILE film threads can be annoying with a lot of redundancy of their own (how many times do we need to argue the "spielberg is sentimental" thing ?) but they are often more spirited and fun. if im looking for well-informed original and interesting opinions and discussion about, i dont think ILE or ILF is really consistent enough to qualify.

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 2 April 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

well ILF always had a questionable reason for existing, a certain built-in redundancy, since film threads are so popular in ILE. so im not surprised it was never a success.

This kinda hits the nail on the head, as far as I'm concerned, more so than the whole elitism issue. I Love Baseball, for instance, was started because although threads about the post-season did pretty well on ILE, those on more arcane baseball-related topics easily got lost in the shuffle. The number of ILE posters who are quite interested in baseball is still a small subset of the board as a whole. Whereas it's obvious that lots of people on ILE are quite interested in film, based on the response that ILE film threads receive. Which maybe then explain the elitism issue, because the only way that ILF can justify its existence in the midst of hugely popular ILE threads about film is to say "no, no, we're not about that kind of film." Or actually, remember when ILF first started and it seemed like it was going to be more about making films, like what I Make Music is now? Maybe that would've been a better direction for it, ultimately.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:53 (eighteen years ago) link

film threads are so popular in ILE

with ppl who say War of the Worlds, Mars Attacks! and Independence Day are all "based on the same source material."

I have no intention of looking at that film rockism thread again, but if calling the standard level of ILE film "discussion" cin-illiterate is elitist, gimme my pince-nez. That a bunch of ppl posted on ILF in 2003-04 have since abandoned it (and don't seem to post much now on ILE, btw) seems a poor reason to declare this board dead.

Or I'll just stick to the Slant forum.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link


But please, let's not encourage any more people to make film.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I see a clue to this thread's title on this thread itself.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

(Only "a" clue, Matt?)

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Monday, 3 April 2006 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

as in what is the point of having film threads on ILE at all?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

So that anagrams and acronyms can vilify Spielberg, silly.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
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Fill, Saturday, 17 June 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

This, I think, is how ILF will catch up to ILM.

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 17 June 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

[spam again]

Fill, Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello? ILM is still totally winning!

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:43 (seventeen years ago) link

[spam again again]

Fill (a spammer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I just don't think you have the dedication for this task.

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 22 June 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

bcz there are ppl like enrique

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

What's your beef with that fule now?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

OK, now I see.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link


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