Porn and credit card fraud

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I still think the salient question here is why are these video clips so long.

http://hometown.aol.com/cartoonsbychris/images/med013b%20diuretic.jpg

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is... wow.

Dan (Turtle/Girl Scat Porn????) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh geez, yeah, they don't care what the site is! Like if you called and asked them to cancel a recurring monthly charge from, say, your wireless company, it's not like they'd start asking you which wireless plan you chose. The pissing is just the specific product, it's none of their business. (Haha unless your card comes with a purchase protection plan, or something, in which case I totally suggest that you call customer service and say you downloaded a bunch of videos and these girls pissed in your computer and now your computer got wet and won't work anymore -- also please god tape record that call and post it to ILX.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

Dan Perry in being shocked, shockah...gentlemen our work is done.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

My brother's friend works in a bank. He says people come in all the time complaining about a porn site ripping them off. At first they act all aloof and finally they just get so frustrated that they're like, "FINE, it was a porn site, OKAY?" Like the bank gives a hoot.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The timing of the reveal of the site URL was pure genius.

Dan (Bowing To The Comedic Master) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm pissing myself laughing. Quick, someone take a photo.

moley, Friday, 18 November 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Porn sites are often also guilty of giving yoru computer spyware and viruses and stuff. You see, internet imitates nature. I say you should just call yoru credit card company and say your "pals" signed you up as a joke and now you can't cancel. Or say you thought it was a potty training video site for parents.

Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 19 November 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

so i guess the lesson here is: don't subscribe to fullyclothedpissing.com, it's a hassle to cancel

kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 19 November 2005 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

the lesson is "If you subscirbe to fullyclothedpissing.com, make sure you are the type who can make a long term commitment."

Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder how many extra hits fullycloithedpissing.com has got as a result of this thread.

chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel hugely guilty for abusing mod priveleges to look who the thread starter was. So much so I might have to look at fullyclothedpissing.com to make myself feel clean again.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Oooh, Matt! Don't say such things! It makes me want to tickle you senseless until you tell me who it is.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

it wasn't me but that actually is bad, matt DC!!

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh dear I hope it wasn't me!

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a site where you can download hundreds of 5-minute videos. I'm not aware of any decent free sites where you can do that.

Check out MyFreePaysite.com

TOns of long porn movies in wmv, quicktime and real video which is surprisingly THE BEST quality because it's so fast and I did not realize Real Video looks just like Quicktime quality these days. I've been stroking it to all sorts of babes, from amatuer to Hustler porn stars to Vivid porn stars to brazilian and asian babes. I have many different interests.

Free Porn For Life, Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Doesn't you email get spammed to fuck after you join?

chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Saturday, 19 November 2005 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Ever hear of a throwaway gmail account?

Free Porn For Life, Saturday, 19 November 2005 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

it wasn't me either but i'm now a subscriber of fcp

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

What's weird is it says "after the sex" comes a golden shower, so do they have sex with all the clothes on or do the womens get fully nude, fully fucked, and then fully dressed before they are fully pissed on? Because I think it would suck to pay to watch people fuck with their clothes on just so I could see them get pissed on at the end.

What a pisser, Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Gosh, one of the sample pics on that site shows a woman weeing on a DVD player! WTF??

JimD (JimD), Sunday, 20 November 2005 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

At least it's not plugged in.

JimD (JimD), Sunday, 20 November 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

When I started reading this thread, I needed a pee, but just couldn't tear myself away from reading it. I didn't make it past "xxxpost slocki you mean that guy's taking the piss?".

melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 20 November 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Nothing says sexy like that facial expression.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Sunday, 20 November 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

If only the name on the bill wasn't innocuous though. You could call up the Credit card company, and try to get them to say the name of the site, like:
"Hi, I want to cancel the $20 payment that comes out on the 12th of each month..."
And they'd have to go "Um, do you mean, um, *ahem* fullyclothedpissing?".

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Monday, 21 November 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Matt DC, I hope you're joking about checking who started the thread cos you should hand over your badge if you really did so. Very uncool.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 21 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, Matt, if you were joking, that was a terrible and irresponsible thing to do. But if you were not joking, FFS, please share with the class. ;-)

The Damp Is Rising (kate), Monday, 21 November 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

sigh, it took me 5 months to stop a porn site from taking the monthly fee from my credit card, my first step was to go via their website. alas they never sent me any email reguarding my signup (which was very late at night in a very drug induced time) email to webmaster came back saying they dont have me on record, trying to put in some code never worked, and they did it so you had to enter two types of information and alas you could only ever get one, so no way of stopping it thur the website

Then was off to the banks, to9ld them the story, (short of porn site only because it is beside the point) had to fill out forms, but that was a hassel, as its wasnt a non recieved item and it wasnt a disputered transaction. i had to fill out the same form 3 times over a few weeks, i talked to 2 guys on the phone, and the while time every month the payemnt was still coming out. The bank said they couldnt contact them, and then finally after a few more month the payments stopped and visa gavem me back a few months from what the porn site took from me,

and the good news was that i was downloading full movies right up to the point where my subscription ended hahaha....

TIP for all you guys who dont know, sign up for every porn site, i mean yearly subscriptions, then go into the bank the next day tell them, that you have no idea what this is, it will take the banks months to stop it, you can keep using the porn site right up until the end and then you get your money back because you stepped up and said you dont know what this is right away :) easy hey, now i do it for fun, because visa always gives me the money back hahahah

NBS, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link

why didn't you just cancel the card or say you'd lost it?

um..., Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Fabulous thread. So did Matt DC really check out who the thread starter was?

StanM (StanM), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link


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