and it gets warm, take off your hot sweater
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 18:35 (4 years ago) Permalink
if you're tired, then go take a nap
― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 18:37 (4 years ago) Permalink
dood ya can't knock Special Ed!!
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 18:38 (4 years ago) Permalink
(many x-posts)
My DJ is warm, he's X. I call him Norm Ya know.
Still makes me laugh everytime.
― Sven Hassel Schmuck, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 21:27 (4 years ago) Permalink
maybe X should take off his sweater.
― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 21:36 (4 years ago) Permalink
And in the off season we vacate in the shade.
― P'zone, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 21:56 (4 years ago) Permalink
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 1:35 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 1:37 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
haha these were exactly what i meant
― choom gangsta (deej), Saturday, 27 December 2008 05:28 (4 years ago) Permalink
i'll get me GOAT
― HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:46 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol
― choom gangsta (deej), Saturday, 27 December 2008 05:29 (4 years ago) Permalink
Buy a half price sweater new
― ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 December 2008 06:28 (4 years ago) Permalink
you cant help me if you cant help yourselfyou better make a left
― choom gangsta (deej), Saturday, 27 December 2008 11:53 (4 years ago) Permalink
I'M GETTIN SLEEPYI NEED SOME COFFEE
― BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 December 2008 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink
it don't matter if radio say its a hitreal niggas consider it miscellaneous shit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 January 2009 07:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
^ ^ ^ Requesting source pls. ^ ^ ^
― brightscreamer, Monday, 19 January 2009 21:04 (4 years ago) Permalink
Saigon on "Say It" from new Termanology mixtape If Heaven Was A Mile Away
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 January 2009 21:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
I knew a guy like youhis name was Felipe
― WavyNDaLazDayz (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Monday, 19 January 2009 21:21 (4 years ago) Permalink
And if you're dirty, then go take a bath.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 19 January 2009 22:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
first of all I'd like to thank god
― Edward III, Monday, 19 January 2009 22:18 (4 years ago) Permalink
a pound costs six in new yorkbut it's half in Miami
― WavyNDaLazDayz (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Monday, 19 January 2009 23:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
I'm just vanishin' with the vanishin' cream - Masta Killa
I woke up this morning and had that line in my head. I never noticed it until just then. Weird.
― brightscreamer, Saturday, 31 January 2009 15:27 (4 years ago) Permalink
Letters makes wordsand sentences makes paragraphs
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 March 2009 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink
this be the dramai'ma cause like a comma in sentenceparagraphs indented
― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 March 2009 21:21 (4 years ago) Permalink
early in the mornin' jump out my bedgrab some afro sheen and I comb my head
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 16 March 2009 03:32 (4 years ago) Permalink
I've posted this before, on a similar thread, as it is my favorite example of this sort of thing:
You lied about the lies that you lied aboutYou even lied to your aunt when you went down south
― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Monday, 16 March 2009 03:56 (4 years ago) Permalink
All the way to Africa, a.k.a. the MotherlandStick out the left, then I'll ask for the other handThat's the right hand, Black Man Only if you was noted as my man
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 16 March 2009 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink
I was lyrics like those that, in the summer of 97 when I worked for Domino's Pizza, led me to believe that I could have a future in this rap game.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 16 March 2009 13:52 (4 years ago) Permalink
I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac
― Consider the Challopster (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 01:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
More like "I like the Whopper BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! the Big Mac"
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 01:47 (4 years ago) Permalink
Stick out the left, then I'll ask for the other handThat's the right hand, Black Man
the particular banality of this dawned on me very slowly until one day i heard it and was literally in tears wit hlaughter
― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:27 (4 years ago) Permalink
Never see me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'.
― mike a, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
A nice big plate of/Fish, which is my favorite dish
― mike a, Friday, 20 March 2009 02:53 (4 years ago) Permalink
I know a man named HankHe has more rhymes than a sirius bank
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 20 March 2009 02:55 (4 years ago) Permalink
not to pat myself on the back but i like this thread
― @diplo DUB STEP!! GET DA FUCK UP!!! (deej), Friday, 20 March 2009 20:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
But now I'm humble and I can only thinkAbout New Orleans and those jumbo shrimp
I'm sure I've posted this on ILX before but I can't find it now...
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 21 March 2009 00:55 (4 years ago) Permalink
Me, I'm a pimp, I ain't payin' for no sexI'd rather buy me a car or a new rolex
― reverend bout to change my name to rev peso (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 March 2009 01:02 (4 years ago) Permalink
Actually, wow, Kid Rock is great for this. On "American Bad-Ass" we get:
I jabbed and stabbedAnd knocked critics backsAnd I did not stutter when I said that.
as well as:
I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 21 March 2009 02:53 (4 years ago) Permalink
"Condo paid for, no car payment."
― Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Saturday, 21 March 2009 03:05 (4 years ago) Permalink
ridin droptop in the winter with the heat on
― BIG MILES fuckin w/ electricity in '68 (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 March 2009 10:23 (4 years ago) Permalink
storch, can i borrow your yacht?
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 21 March 2009 11:35 (4 years ago) Permalink
got the dro and the liquor at the sto, get the swishastropicana and a twizzla
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 21 March 2009 11:37 (4 years ago) Permalink
dro's got a lotta these
ridin down simpson me and t.i. watchin "lean on me"
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 21 March 2009 11:42 (4 years ago) Permalink
basically an young dro rap about eating shark or tilapia is a memorable banality
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 21 March 2009 11:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
I'm not sure how banal some of these are - I mean, Biggie saying he's got his condo and car paid for is more of a specific statement about wealth and success, right? It may not be all that thrilling but it's not exactly filling time with chatter that would be true of anybody...
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 21 March 2009 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, and the reason that Rakim talks about fish, is because in the song he's broke and fish is a luxury. I picture ilxors sitting around eating giant salmon steaks being all "ho hum this is so BORING."
― poxyfuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 21 March 2009 18:04 (4 years ago) Permalink
ya without the "without money it's still a wish" of course it's gonna seem banal
― s1ocki, Saturday, 21 March 2009 18:06 (4 years ago) Permalink
quoting it alone is kinda unfair.
I AGREE GUYS.
Cigarette burns in my plushEmpty beer bottles in the brushAnd my bitch actin' like a lush
― goodbye pork pie scarf (The Reverend), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:08 (4 years ago) Permalink
<3 dj quik
those arent banal tho -- or not in the spirit of the thread -- those are just easy to identify with (parties over, dudes have trashed the place & my girl is drunk)
― @diplo DUB STEP!! GET DA FUCK UP!!! (deej), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 04:59 (4 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, there's gotta be some finer point of distinction that separates memorable banalities from rapping in a memorable way about banal subjects. They're all good lines though.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 05:02 (4 years ago) Permalink
Everybody rappin like it's a commercialActing like life is a big commercial
― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 05:04 (4 years ago) Permalink
― marc gasloi (symsymsym), Monday, 16 May 2011 05:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
Shouts out to jet jaguar and James brown, so glad I took the time to write their names down, just to big them up.
Doom on Rhymes Like Dimes
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 May 2011 08:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
I sang on 'Doowhutchyalike,' and if you missed itI'm the one who said, ''Just grab 'em in the biscuits.''Also told you that I like to bite...well, yeah, I guess it's obvious I also like to write.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 June 2011 00:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
The clock tick-tocks as I lay in my bedIt's visions of you, circlin' through my headI sip lemon ice tea, read a magazineWish we were involved, in a sneaky love scene
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 August 2011 18:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
aw
― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm the type of guy that says, "The pudding is delicious."
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
4 15's didn't see no wire's, and then I heard boom from the amplifiers
-Big Tymers
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
and my mom is nice and my dad is dead
― caulk the wagon and float it, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ali said 'pay for lunch,' so I did it.
― viacom dios, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
We shared chicken sandwiches. They was a dollar fifty.
― viacom dios, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahahaha
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
four fifteen inch speakers aren't very banal, that's a lot of bass
― los blue jeans, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 23:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
You don’t cook, you don’t clean or press my jeans / you don’t scrub or wash clothes or buy food / or make any cream in this bitch, you don’t read to the seeds. All you do is watch TV and smoke weed / get your nails done and feet scrubbed and hair weaved / sleep all day, eat, gain weight, can’t breathe.
― viacom dios, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
yes my name is roman, last name is zolanski, but no relation to roman polanski
― fennel cartwright, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm like 'probably if you clean up and read a little.'
― viacom dios, Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
Went to buy me a pair from the skateboard shop/Went home, they didn't fit, so I had to re-cop
― Charles de Gaul (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
PB? PB? Who is Peabo Bryson?Two years ago I renewed my license
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:18 (4 months ago) Permalink
Now I'm not all about dissing someone else personnelBut there's no quota on your odor, that's right, you smell
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:55 (4 months ago) Permalink
thats what the song is about tho
― Guccifer 2 Time (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:29 (4 months ago) Permalink
well yes, i suppose so.
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:25 (4 months ago) Permalink
*Insert 2 Chainz lyric here*
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 08:39 (4 months ago) Permalink
I fucked Sherane and went to tell my brosThen Usher Raymond "Let it Burn" came on
― Lambo Sedan (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:15 (3 months ago) Permalink
^Wondering if that one is maybe an oblique gonorrhea joke tho. Or something deeper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Lambo Sedan (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:17 (3 months ago) Permalink
"I'm rollin thicker than a milkshakeI like to eat crab but I prefer steak" - Spice 1
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:46 (3 months ago) Permalink
I go on and oncan't understand how I last so long
― The Reverend, Saturday, 6 April 2013 06:48 (2 months ago) Permalink