― The Mad Puffin, Monday, 31 January 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Have to agree. His appeal, while maddening, is relentless. Of all the collected wisdom on my personal site, this picture accounts for half of the hits every day, gratis, ususally, google image search. Okay, maybe wisdom is the wrong word...
― EComplex (EComplex), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link
an image
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Enter TIMBERLAKE.
TIMBERLAKE aside:As the path of the sunne in yon skyTh'arc of Fame doth live, and doth die.Renown once held must in some wise stopI shall usurp his crown of Pop.
Once I was but a mere Boy amongst a band.My moves were freshe, but my beats, they were bland.Then a vexèd wardrobe shocked each rubeNow my Fame rests on one piercèd boob.
― The Mad Puffin, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link
TIMBERLAKE:as with you my liege'tis but the native hue of resolutionsicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought
THE KING:damned insolence! (aside)yet this leads nowherei shall consult my soothsayer! call geller!
enter GELLER
THE KING: is't true soothsayerthat in the movement of swallowso'erarching the cerulean firmamentthat shadowy arc which divides men from stars thou can'st divine man's fortunes?
GELLER:in nature's infinite book of secrecy A little I can read
THE KING: pray then, foresee my fate
GELLER:thou shalt be innocent until the army of exeterdoth topple to the rude shockof manchestrian onslaughts
THE KING: 'tis good
GELLER: till iron spoons bend and watches wake from dusty deathyour kingdom will endure
THE KINGexcellent soothsayer!
― debden, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link
i cry for thee, jacksonthese tears shall cleanse
THE KING:do not despair your majestie!for my plans never cease to bei now must cultivate an armyan army of leprechauns from thee!
THE KING OF IRELAND:but what ambitions and what tomfoolery a plan this could behow must you convince the Mother Of Nature to provide you with many a stormmany a rainmany a drizzlemany an interrupting Sunto allow many a rainbow for which thy must find all these pots o gold, ye pop king, dare i ask?
THE KING:begorrah!i may exist on thee plain of a pauper in these dying aching daysbut even a leper, less of that a leprechaun, hath always the gift of luck!and being blessed with immaculate charm in earlier years, yeyou generous and love of conditional, your majestie of cloversmust not deny the law above all dirt on which we lay, we walk, and we shovelit is magick, your majestie!leprechauns will bring you this majick! Me majick! The world majick!Commission a park for this army of leprechaun magick at once!
THE KING OF IRELAND:i am overwhelmed with your charm, pop king. you do never lie.to my people, nor ever again on this slag of dung!
THE KING:i shall never!
― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 21 September 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link
And so surprised as the musick hath been abridgeda lobbing of this coat of mine into a sea of admirersMine a tribute to my phalanx of this future of youngso overpowering it could not all be sung!
― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
only jackson thread that matters
― conrad, Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
so true
― And the biggest self of self is, indeed, self (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 this thread - hope someone steps up for the epilogue
― lex pretend, Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll make some calls.
― bad hijab (suzy), Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^to all the above
― the funk soul custos (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
But hush, what commotion is this? Methinks the king or someone else arrives. I'll to to the arrass, conceal myself and watch what business shall unfold!
― the pinefox, Friday, 26 June 2009 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link
ultimate fucked-up child star, move along, nothing to see here, folks
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 26 June 2009 05:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow.
― Cunga, Friday, 26 June 2009 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link
SIR PAULA glooming peace o'er Neverland this day.Peter Pan for sorrow will not show his head.Go hence, to have more talk of death of pop;Biographies rewritten, concerts cancelled.The Earth song will be sung in far flung lands;For never was a HIStory of more woeThan this of Michael and his Billie Jean.
― whatever, Friday, 26 June 2009 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/that-was-it-the-tragic-tale-of-our-king-michael-jackson/Event?oid=7050531
That Was It: The Tragic Tale of Our King Michael JacksonTongue firmly in cheek, playwright C.J. Tuor borrows the structure of a Greek tragedy (plus a few tricks from Shakespeare and Bertolt Brecht) to tell the King of Pop's life story. Director-choreographer Ali Keirn embellishes Tuor's extremely witty tale -- featuring a chorus that intones lyrics from Jackson hits -- with eccentric dramatic poses, overwrought modern-dance tableaux, and lots of trademark Jackson moves. But what really sells this high-energy comedy is the cast's ability to win laughs even as they lay bare the pathos in Jackson's story. Playing Jackson pre- and post-plastic surgery respectively, Tom Daily and Emily Goldberg are particularly winning. —Jack Helbig
Tongue firmly in cheek, playwright C.J. Tuor borrows the structure of a Greek tragedy (plus a few tricks from Shakespeare and Bertolt Brecht) to tell the King of Pop's life story. Director-choreographer Ali Keirn embellishes Tuor's extremely witty tale -- featuring a chorus that intones lyrics from Jackson hits -- with eccentric dramatic poses, overwrought modern-dance tableaux, and lots of trademark Jackson moves. But what really sells this high-energy comedy is the cast's ability to win laughs even as they lay bare the pathos in Jackson's story. Playing Jackson pre- and post-plastic surgery respectively, Tom Daily and Emily Goldberg are particularly winning. —Jack Helbig
― Trewster Dare (jaymc), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link