Harry "Corleone" Reid (Harry Reid)
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:58 (5 years ago) Permalink
I hear all of these in my head in an empatic, overenunciated radio pundit voice like Limbaugh or that guy at the McCain rally who kept saying "Barack HUSSEIN Obama".
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:00 (5 years ago) Permalink
paul tsgongas has been dead for years, leave his corpse alone!
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:01 (5 years ago) Permalink
poppy twit's making me giggle
― tehresa, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:02 (5 years ago) Permalink
* Demoncans and Republicrats * Jorge Bush (George W. Bush) * Juan McCain (John McCain) * Hillary Rotten Clinton (Hillary Rodham Clinton) * Mike Hucksterbee (Mike Huckabee) * Jesse 'High' Jackson (Jesse Jackson) * Al Sharp-tongue (Al Sharpton) * San Fran-Sicko (San Francisco) * Sean Vanity (Sean Hannity) * The Leprachaun (Bill O'Reilly) * Janet Sterno (Janet Reno) * Madeleine Half-bright (Madeleine Albright) * Hush Pimbaugh (Rush Limbaugh) * The Golfer (Rush Limbaugh) * The Wall Banger (Sean Hannity)
― and what, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:04 (5 years ago) Permalink
* The Wall Banger (Sean Hannity)
WTF is the story behind that one?
― David R., Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:12 (5 years ago) Permalink
i'm positive i saw the post call a-rod "shrillrod" once
― omar little, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:15 (5 years ago) Permalink
* Demoncans
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:18 (5 years ago) Permalink
paul taxongas was a Limbaugh quote, not of my origin
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:48 (5 years ago) Permalink
you mean good ol' Hush Pimbaugh?
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:54 (5 years ago) Permalink
and twat
-- max, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:05 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:00 (5 years ago) Permalink
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Friday, 9 May 2008 23:01 (5 years ago) Permalink
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (gonzo hyperbole >>> cute puns)
― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 10 May 2008 19:38 (5 years ago) Permalink
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Saturday, 10 May 2008 23:01 (5 years ago) Permalink
In a way, they're all winners.
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 10 May 2008 23:43 (5 years ago) Permalink
inaccurate, distorted poll
― Dr Morbius, Sunday, 11 May 2008 16:04 (5 years ago) Permalink
what's the official Obama nickname gonna be?
― velko, Friday, 31 October 2008 03:17 (4 years ago) Permalink
The OneBAMLincoln IIBill Clinton IIOur Hero
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:32 (4 years ago) Permalink
:D
― velko, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:34 (4 years ago) Permalink
Bill Clinton II is just mean
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:35 (4 years ago) Permalink
baloomps orblama
― Edward III, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:36 (4 years ago) Permalink
why do people do this
― horrible (harbl), Friday, 31 October 2008 21:13 (4 years ago) Permalink
Obamacist in Chief
― I DIED, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
BARACK-STARRJUST AND GOOD EMPEROR OF PLANET THREE IN THE SOL SYSTEM
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:13 (4 years ago) Permalink
No. As with Jesus, the greater problem is with some of his followers.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:18 (4 years ago) Permalink
baracko
― Edward III, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:19 (4 years ago) Permalink
^ courtesy joe biden ^
as much as I look forward to an obama presidency, a biden vice-presidency will surely promise a cornucopia of malapropism
― Edward III, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:25 (4 years ago) Permalink
yah but it will be malaprops i can believe in
― good luck usa (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:25 (4 years ago) Permalink
Rahm Emanuel and John Podesta are making it the morning-book favorite.
also may try out "The Change Hustler"
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 6 November 2008 14:35 (4 years ago) Permalink
or Reagan for Liberals
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:35 (4 years ago) Permalink
I think he should hire Bill Clinton as President
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:39 (4 years ago) Permalink
I'm glad you've finally changed yr name, lil cumstain
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, December 16, 2008 11:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:08 (4 years ago) Permalink
*sniff*
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
the littlest cumstain: a christmas miracle
― uncle tombot (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink
― uncle tombot (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 19:26 (4 years ago) Permalink
stfu forever and stay off I Love Baseball slobknob
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:23 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:27 (4 years ago) Permalink
lool
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:29 (4 years ago) Permalink
he called me a gay
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
Even as pols go, does anyone doubt that Ojesus and Shrillary intensely dislike each other? as do their organizations? If faking authenticity is key, that ticket would be a nightmare.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:17 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
osheila
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink
didn't know morbs worked in banner ad marketing
― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:54 (4 years ago) Permalink
no more slander plz
however...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:56 (4 years ago) Permalink
― eman, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:54 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:04 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:56 PM
― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:20 (4 years ago) Permalink
morbs how have you not used "B.O." yet?
― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
― and what, Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:36 PM
― am0n, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://www.mishkanyc.com/item/morbius-bootleg
― dmr, Sunday, 28 February 2010 03:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think you guys can worry about somebody besides Caribou Barbie in '12
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 8:13 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark
^^ a worthy addition imo
― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
that one is fucking inspired imo
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
lots of lols coming
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
lol kevin
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
supply and dem-bam-d
― max, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'd totally believe that Morbius coined "gaydar" though.
I'd like to coin you, Matt, if u knowhuttimean
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oprah = Orcah
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
Rodham wuz robbed
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
although I do appreciate that gabbneb was the only ILXor on this list (twice!!)
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
Blowjob Billy
― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (2 years ago) Permalink
Bam's reelection strategy is same as Blowjob Billy's: To govern like a Republican who doesn't talk like a crazy person.
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius)
xpost lol!
― buzza, Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (2 years ago) Permalink
I'm sure you guys know that I'm just tossin up softballs for you
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
you may also be underestimating that Rombama are equally contemptible. Except Mittens hasn't actually outdone Dubya on police statism yet.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 22, 2011 8:05 PM (3 minutes ago)
― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah we're gonna have to start collecting these for the 2012 version of this poll
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton) 2
robbed
― mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
also, he forgot Billy Blythe.
― Dr Morbius
^^ that's my fave!
― gff
― buzza, Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
mcnasty really got shafted here
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
mcnasty was mccain's well known high school nickname iirc
― some dude, Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
so, this 'fire drill' was to get Bush III into the Leno show for his interview?
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 26, 2011 11:47 AM
― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
really can't argue with the winner here
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah.
dr. m called me "Your Smugness" about a week ago, which made me laugh out loud.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
pundneb is hilarious
― lol waggoner (am0n), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
i always read it as "puddneb"
― buzza, Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton)
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
also equating my Don't Vote for Obamdum = Vote for Romnee is exceptional toolism
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)
― buzza, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
W and Billy were sockpuppets, as is Hopey
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 17, 2012
― buzza, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
Adolf Giuliani
― buzza, Friday, 2 November 2012 02:32 (7 months ago) Permalink
― Edward III, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 11:25 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 November 2012 02:53 (7 months ago) Permalink
i was gonna bump this thread for something the other day, i forget what for now
― all mods con (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 November 2012 03:00 (7 months ago) Permalink
oh, the deadline for requesting paper was in December.
If it gets Moonrise or even The Master into BP ahead of Argo and Les Shiz, OK.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 2, 2013 2:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― some dude, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:35 (5 months ago) Permalink
Les Shiz is pretty good!
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 3 January 2013 01:39 (5 months ago) Permalink
best nick has gotta be Bubba.
Fuck the Clintons, however. I'm Green (except for Bam Love).
^^ this is sure to infuriate the Dr. (Morbz).
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:00 (5 months ago) Permalink
tbh i'd be surprised if morbs bothered being infuriated with you
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:03 (5 months ago) Permalink
so would i, actually. i guess i'd be flattered if he did.
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:12 (5 months ago) Permalink
are we friends, mookieproof?
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:14 (5 months ago) Permalink
"bubba" is the oldest and most famous of the several nicknames itt that morbz did not originate
― some dude, Thursday, 3 January 2013 15:38 (5 months ago) Permalink
I used "Mittbama" elsewhere today
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:07 (5 months ago) Permalink
It's no Bittch Omamney.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:28 (5 months ago) Permalink
is that what RuPaul called Milton Berle?
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:31 (5 months ago) Permalink
I think she called him MilBe.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:33 (5 months ago) Permalink
gabbygabbknobpundnebslobknobSlobknobodan Gabbnebovich
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 19:06 (4 months ago) Permalink
spudd neb
― am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:18 (4 months ago) Permalink