Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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Uncle L, the overlordian
Playin' emcees like an old accordian

- LL Cool J "Rampage"

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

don't you ever ever pull my lever
cause i explode
and my nine is easy to load

ll, "mama said knock you out"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner...

...and breakfast

- LL Cool - "I'm That Type of Guy"

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Slip like Freudian/Your first and last step to playin' yourself like accordion (humm huuum huuuumuumm)
- MF DOOM

aaaannd....

Don't ax me what my name is, stupid bitch I'm famous
You gon' make me aim this, Leave your ass brainless
- R.Kelly

― MRZBW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

From nu-Kels thread

She Be Callin Me Daddyyyyy,
And I Be Callin Her Mommyyyyy
She Be Callin U Kellyyyyy,
When Yo Name Is Tommyyyyy!

― Jena, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder,
the apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries

― bernard snowy, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ur world is flat // ha-ha u fell off // hoping that gravity wld pull u back 2 earth / if not, okay / ur words fall lighter than air, so float away / & disappear into a black hole / sun
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'Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha' // U laugh just like a star!
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it aint nothing for me to take over a strong mind / even eve couldn't tell a bitch that love blind
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SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!'
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if a ----- wanna cause prollumz / i solve it / i'm one man standin with my fuckin revolver // get down on my knees & i pray to my father / f' mo money, mo problems / so this shit could get ourdurt (?)
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take ur medications or go down to the station // take ur medications, u a terrorist traitor
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slow down, blood spilled on the tracks / it's a girl, she's tied there, crossed iraq
. . .
8 ballz'a fire / i'll jus putchu in the corner pocket / take u there like a shark // take a few dollarz off the taypool
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. . . wut's that eminem song where he says his balls & dick r congruent to a banana with two oranges? that wuz hullerious. also, when he says that thing on his last album (not the foul re-up) about 'while we play the violin behind you' on some weirdo rape parade imagery or some shit . . .

― luriqua, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!' "

haha i know this! i usually have no idea what you're posting about but this is class

― deej, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

MF Doom:
I like ice cream
We can skip the wedding
Have a nice dream
She only let him stick the head in

― Space Is The Place, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I bathe in basslines, rinse in riffs, dry in drums
Come from a tribe of bums

common sense "resurrection"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

informa ya know slimminity skiddle de do glam alikeey boom boom damn

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait thats not a couplet, shit. i hope i didn't kill the thread!

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

something from this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l66lVMNvSM

― deej, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no!

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

scott storch inadvertently sons himself in producer beef

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"sons"

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

for deej:

IM HOT CUZ IM FLY
YOU AINT CUZ YOU NOT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to be up all night in the living room
smokin a lot of weed with the Four Tops
Makin collect calls back home to my pops

― Space Is The Place, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

They keep me out of their house, cause they know I'm a fiend
Last month I pawned seventeen sewing machines

- Devin the Dude "Motha"

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

. . . after we hit the club baby then I'm gonna hit them draws
I'm gonna break you off (and that's all)
Every freak should have a picture of my dick (on they wall)

--From Polow Da Don's verse on Rich Boy's "Throw Some D's"

― Skrot Montague, Sunday, 4 March 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

but yo i'm stuntn, cuz hell is where i'm goin'...
i could feel myself gettin there right now

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

now word's on the street,
when the crews meet,
you better make some fucking roooooom...

cube - gangsta fairytale pt.2

― tremendoid, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i take what i want from yall, i'm not buyin // the face utha watch looks like a stop sign n shea
i got produ designa fake money / with jordan playin the bull in 96 money

...

now if u think i'm stuntin & lyin / i don't stunt wit iron // leave you in a truck slumped & dyin

...

even though u don't like rap i betchu still feelin me / if u talk smack i'll put u where the ceilin be

--kayotic, 2003

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

we must all come together and love our wisdoms teaching understanding the true meaning of unity and labirynth (sp?) planning positive trianing of children with positive parents more hugs fewer drugs should now be standard (etc.)

- divine styler 1989

― artdamages, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry to potentially turn this into another thread where we quote ~~the Wu-Tang Clan~~ Liquid Swords ad nauseum, but...

Witches, warlocks, spooks, and holy ghosts
Rza, let's defraud the hoax!

...has been playing in my mind all day.

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"psssshh"

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm the king of the chrome
get the fuck out my FACE

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I got a house on the lake
i built from cake

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

My soliloquoy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil
You went behind my back like Bluto when he cut up Olive Oyl

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"I fucked your friend-yeah you stank ho!/I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my kangol!"
-Ghostface

"Plus his money keeps flowing like Niagra Falls/We know Jesus saves, and Ludacris withdraws"

― catblender, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i HATE the inanity of this line, but its been stuck in my head all day:

why's everybody mad at the south for?
switch your style up, switch to southpaw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man there is so much good shit on ironman. did anyone ever see the video that was just clips from speedracer? that must have been 'daytona 500'

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Black man watch out
She's saltwater trout!

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I caught a plane out to Cleveland late last evening
To help my niggas clean up some niggas no longer breathing

-Bone Thugs-N-Harmony feat. 2 Pac "Thug Luv"

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

and my nigga biggie got a itchy gun grip
one in the chamber thirty two in the clip

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ESCARGOT
MY CAR GO

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 March 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing, the flower bringing
If my bug-a-lar alarm starts ringing

― The Reverend, Sunday, 11 March 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

whatcha think all the guns is for?
c-4 to your door no beef no more

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Pumpin' BDP through a Rahiem kit
With a Duracell double D Destiny mix

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

NO, BITCH-- YOU'RE (K)NOT (K)NOT FUNNY / PLAYING TOO HARD LIKE HOPSCOTCH RUNING

― luriqua, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

walk it out like usher
if ya say 'real talk' then i probably won't trust ya

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll skate on your crew
Like Mario Lemieux

― The Reverend, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

1-2-3
the crew is called bdp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

get mcs mad make em flare they nostrils
i'm poetry the rap fanatic, i gets HOSTILE

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, technically not a couplet, but I love this line from Flip's "Block Money":

"my money been straight, and by the way, my new chick go to Penn State. I paid for her car, I paid for her books, okay I'm lying, but don't that shit go with the hook."

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

As mentioned elsewhere:

"Still get it poppin' without artists and repetoire
'Cause Monch is a monarch only minus the A&R"

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Said I'm in your mind and I'm in your ear
And I can get on down in your atmosphere

Now don't you know I got know I got finesse
Cuz I ripped the S offa Superman's chest

Said me and Superman had a fight
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite

And now don't you know he was outta sight
I did it to his mind like a dynamite

― Pye Poudre, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

lookin down the barrel of a gun
son of a gun son of a bitch
gettin paid gettin rich

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

And battlin' me is hazardous to your health
So put a quarter in your ass, cause you played yourself.

-BDK

― Oilyrags, Friday, 13 April 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

The almighty dollar/It ain't what it used to be
Hobos used to ask for a dollar/Now the the motherfuckers ask you for threeeee...

--Devin The Dude, "The Almighty Dollar"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

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the other shot blast your clavicle
melt swiss suits and pain the avenues

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

paint******

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

this that greasy spoon rap out of anita's
with my overachievers and my over-chiefers

― al b. surly! (The Reverend), Saturday, 14 May 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

lovin how you look in my eyes swingin them hips when you ass
visualizin my name tattooed on that ass

― flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

been all about & landed here
beach houses with the chandeler
my & my crew, mad cans of beers

― flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol *pass xp

― flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

not a fave but kinda aprolols:

take a twit pic of gucci's dick
and send it as a tweet

― bnw, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

all white beamer, but only on the outside
inside all black like teena marie

― 51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

I never drink and drive
cos I might spill my drink

I failed the breathalyzer
so they took me to the clink

Tha Alkaholiks - Last Call

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 20 June 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

ha rev, what is that

― J0rdan S., Monday, 20 June 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

na'tee

― 51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Monday, 20 June 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

when i cut her it was butter white bitch from the gutter
had to hide you from my mother cuz you didn't have color

― bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Friday, 15 July 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I'm the reason they made the dress code
They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my fresh clothes

― The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

then i swag my swag
then i bitch my swag
bitch a swaggy bitch

― we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Saturday, 13 August 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

cuz i'm a rough aggressor
a camoflauge dresser
my M-16 has a flash suppressor

― are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

also history mayne otm

― are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

f-a-b-o-l-o-u-s
in the new S, circling the U.S.

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:41 (twelve years ago) link

just in case y'all was lost, i'm the face in the source
long cuban, white ice placed in the cross

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

blowin pounds of the buddha, throwin rounds in the ruger
if BK get hot, we go and lounge in bermuda

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

it'll be a manslaughter right in front of my kids
a little blood get on my daughter, it's nothing she'll live

― The Reverend, Friday, 26 August 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

young & gifted, tongue prolific, in a beach bungalow is how i bung in christmas
from the streets i flow from the hungriest districts, swiss kicks crisp when i come to those picnics...

― zvookster, Friday, 26 August 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

put me in chains
try to beat my brains
i can get out
but the grudge remains

― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

i used to rob folks like somali pirates
now i feel on rich chicks like miley cyrus

― Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'm that man, bit the toe right through the sock
And left a half a guinea pig in your grampa' tacklebox

― flared bass (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

left homes with half his dome in a napkin
for sayin "what's poppin?" when he asked him "what's crackin?"

― zvookster, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I used to be the fat bitch lifter, hennessy in the snifter
Now I'm the high plains drifter

― ball games w/ james (calibrate), Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

I'm Sgt. Slaughter, I keep my shit cooked-to-order
To satisfy my people in Georgia and 'cross the water

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:03 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

abracadabra hocus pocus i don't know if you noticed
been getting my money lately my hustle game is ferocious
you seen my new mercedes? it's domeless
go hard or go home? i go homeless

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link

same album:
my cup so heavy, i promise theres 'bout a PAINT in it
and i call my ride the real mobile, if you ain't real you AIN'T in it

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...

i'm so into you
what the fuck am i gonna do

-- honey cocaine

― tpp, Saturday, 23 May 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Extra live, he claimed he couldn't die, top rank
Sixteen shots in his fishtank

― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link

I swarm around with a thousand of bees
Absorb earth and the honey from trees

― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

You can't flow, must be the speech impediment
You got lost off the snare off Impeach the President

― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 August 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

NIFTILY
WE CAN MAKE IT
HIP TO BE
WHAT WE ARE
CUZ WHAT WE BE
BE THE EPITOME
DOO
DAH
DIPPITY

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link

can someone delete hurting's die antwoord post?

― J0rdan S., Friday, 31 December 2010 21:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol, did I really post a die antwoord lyric, and did someone really delete it, because I can't find it on this thread

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 27 September 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

I love the Beatnuts but this line from 'Psycho Dwarf' always bothered me, "Any piece of ass I ever got is cause I took it."

― Yelploaf, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

I done been hit with a bullet, and one grazed me
I done been considered a failure, it don't faze me

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link

fuck you your honor
check my persona
i'm strugglin for old
gold and marijuana

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

I know the reason you feel the way
I know just who you wan' be
So everyday I thank the man upstairs
That I ain't you and you ain't me

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

my top back like JFK
they wanna push my top back like JFK

― c u (crüt), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 20:48 (five months ago) link

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