Andy Milonakis: Classic or Dud?

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I disagree on both counts.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 4 July 2005 00:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Hate it. Hes actually 30 something or so I have been told. Maybe thats common knowledge. But yeah, I agree with Brainwasher, its horrible, Except for when Lil Jon spit Fruity Pebbles on him. That was alright.

― jmeister (jmeister), Monday, 4 July 2005 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

He was born in 1986, which makes him like 19 or something.

Lil Jon spitting Fruity Pebbles on him was AMAZING.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 4 July 2005 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Ooookay, it was amazing. I was just playing it cool. But Milonakis is still horrible and we already know Lil Jon is awesome.

― jmeister (jmeister), Monday, 4 July 2005 03:30 (eighteen years ago) link

mindblowing.

"Let's race, BITCH!"

― heywood jablomi (heywood), Monday, 4 July 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

The Let's Race Bitch bit was not funny. Other stuff however, was pretty witty I felt.

I liked the chinese food delivery the best, and I liked when he approached strangers and said "Thanks Mr Jenkens!"

It was like Tom Green if Tom Green was actually funny.

― Thinking about going polythermal (David Allen), Monday, 4 July 2005 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link

How 'bout that fast sequence where he's dancing to the strobe light & dancehall for like 10 seconds, and suddenly your seeing some old dude holding up fish. I lost my shit.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 4 July 2005 05:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Will it be a series when his pancreas or another major organ fails in the next two years from morbid obesity and he slowly croaks or becomes invalided? Isn't that what you really want to see? Didn't Tom Green tank after he didn't die from testicular cancer? C'mon, what MTV and other American TV nuts are really into is finding people to be objects in shows which fulfill a passive sadistic joy in the viewer. Find the idiosyncratic and nuts medical freaks. Let's have a show with 200-350 pound diabetics losing combat with gangrenous feet and lower extremities, doing a Wesley Willis / Shaggs thing.

― George Smith, Monday, 4 July 2005 06:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Mmmmm... nope.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 4 July 2005 06:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Try harder.

― George Smith, Monday, 4 July 2005 06:12 (eighteen years ago) link

stop thinking so hard.

― heywood jablomi (heywood), Monday, 4 July 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Stop thinking. It's fruitless, not getting you anywhere.

― George Smith, Monday, 4 July 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

The reason I feel (not thinking, as per your request) you're wrong, G, is because I felt (not thought) that the show was more humorous / enjoyable when I believed Andy M was a ridiculous 12 year old savant. It was after I leaned he was an adult with a hormone disorder that I lost interest. As far as Tom Green's concerned: I had zero interest in his show before, during, or after cancer, so the two programs aren't so comparable to me. The answer to your question: 'Isn't that what you really want to see?' is a definitive "no" because that just wouldn't be funny (to me). But it's a nice hypothesis. BLEEP BLOP, CNTRL ALT DELETE 110010101010100101.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 4 July 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

i saw a vid of him doing a song on his website a few years back called "the superbowl is gay" that was pretty great at the time.

― popo, Monday, 4 July 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

[quote]It was after I leaned he was an adult with a hormone disorder that I lost interest.[/quote]

But he isn't. He's 19, maybe 18.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

no, he is like 30.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

[quote]no, he is like 30.[/quote]

He was born in 1986. You cannot be 30 and born in 1986.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

(the only thing I can find that says he's older is an article supposedly from a NY paper hosted by a coin collecting site claiming that he's 27)

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

um, dude. he's over 30.

― maura (maura), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

he was obviously not born in 1986.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

TELEVISION AND MUSIC ARE NOT THE SAME THING

THIS IS A MUSIC FORUM

TELEVISION RELATED DISCUSSION SHOULD BE CONFINED TO A TELEVISION-RELATED FORUM

THAT IS ALL

― BURRITO, Monday, 4 July 2005 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

roffle

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

He's a rapper! He's on Music television! Stop yelling!!!

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

The age rumor.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Andy is a super funny dude. His skits are all genious, and really unique. I thought the strobe was funny, I put it as a backround video on my new cell phone. I like his show alot... Jimmy Kimell does the production... its probably one of his sons friends or sumthin... Who is Andy Milonokis? Mike jones, Mike jones...

― Jessiah, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

The forced randomness and anarchy of Andy Milonakis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the forced randomness and SOCIAL COMMENTARY of Wonder Showzen

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Bill, you are seriously in need of a defrag.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw some of this on MTV. I didn't get it.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

wonder showzen fuckin kills whatever this fat age-misleading fuck does.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Wonder Showzen I laughed at REALLY HARD. AM sorta just made me perplexed...

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Wonder Shozen is the worst thing in the history of ever. That thing will kill television as we know it.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

And not in a good way, either.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

are you sure your name isn't dr. phil?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

why, what's he up to these days?

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

STEALTH CHRISTIAN! STEALTH CHRISTIAN!!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Beaver Cleaver (aka the hot shitt!)
http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0UIDO87RP73DV0EISYHTXHK3M9

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I liked it more before I read that piece in the Voice. 29???

― Brett Hickman (Bhickman), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Andy is so cool!! he may be older than u think but hes hallarious!! I think his show doesnt mean n e thing its just funny and if people dont like him then dont watch it.

― Bre, Sunday, 10 July 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

TEH SUXOOOOOOOOOOOR

― I n33d 2 g3t L@1D, Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

It's like Petey from the Best Show On WFMU, but not nearly as clever, funny, weird, or endearing. Or real, for that matter. Petey is totally real, I've met him!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

o well.. hes still fukin funny

― 50 Cent, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Snopes message board discussion on this topic

― CDR Coaster Machine, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"What some of Mr. Milonakis' fans may not have known is that the Chunky Peanut Butter Boy and Cuppy and the "Super Bowl Is Gay" kid isn't a kid at all. Mr. Milonakis has a medical condition--"a growth-hormone thing," he said--that makes him look considerably younger than his age. He could easily pass for a wise-ass junior high schooler.
But Mr. Milonakis isn't a wise-ass junior high schooler. At 27, he's a wise-ass network administrator at a midtown accounting firm who's been quietly moonlighting in comedy for years.

Mr. Milonakis was completely up front about his age--it's no secret--but didn't want to go into great detail about his condition. Too "Barbara Walters Special," as he put it. "I do comedy," he said. Though his appearance did make it "harder to get girls," he said he's in good health. "I don't have any liver or kidney disease like Gary Coleman," he said."

...just in case its too hard to click through the links.

i fuckin' hate him. hes obnoxious and not funny in the least. i was in the greenroom at Jimmy Kimmel a few weeks ago and he was one of the guests. it was almost painful to watch him...and yes, he was drinking beer (they actaully DO card for the greenroom and are pretty strict about it) and talking about his apartment...so, im nearly positive that hes NOT the young'un he pretends to be.

uuugh, i cannot wait till his 15 minutes are up.

― shh! (wide-eyed), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Matthew, you really think Petey is funny? What am I missing? He doesn't ever say anything that seems like it's funny to me, he just talks in a weird voice and is always on for waaaaaaay too long. Of course, I dislike pretty much all of Tom's real guests, it's like a bizarro-world Stern posse where everyone is really bland (no I don't mean that Stern's guys are better or funnier, but lord: Petey, purple shirt, officer tom, smokin joe, these guys are duds duds duds!)

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

MTV makes we want to smoke crack.

― Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link

wow thats weird I cant see him as a 27 year old! ewww that would be hard to get a girl/boy friend!

― Kyra, Monday, 18 July 2005 05:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.rotovibe.com/files/guess_who.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 18 July 2005 06:18 (eighteen years ago) link

why wont this thread die!

― jmeister (jmeister), Monday, 18 July 2005 06:23 (eighteen years ago) link

wow he was onh the jimmy kimmel show two years ago and he was 14!! wooooow you retards!by the way the show is awsome!he is so funny and meaningless. where do you guys get 86 from if u go on birthdatabase.com i says he was born in 76!

― olivia bornick, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

CHEERLEADING RULES.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 08:55 (eighteen years ago) link

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I ROCK PEAS ON MY HEAD, BUT DON'T CALL ME A PEA HEAD
BEES ON MY HEAD, BUT DON'T CALL ME A BEE HEAD
BRUCE LEES ON MY HEAD, BUT DON'T CALL ME A LEE HEAD

there is something brilliant about this.

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I've started watching this recently and it's quite good!
The "things you shouldn't put cheez whiz on" skit... where they drizzle it on a bottle of cheez whiz... I lost my shit.
Plus it's not cruel!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 August 2005 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

i think the show is kinda funny but the fact that hes 29 n hes doin a role as like a 12 year old kid is sad but we cant help that cause i heard he has the disease webster has.

― Kami Moss, Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Would this thread have been this big if it had been on the right board?

― Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Andy rocks! even if he is 29!

― graty noron childers, Friday, 2 September 2005 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

will anyonw answer me?

― Andy Milonkakis, Monday, 5 September 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

REVIVE! FOREVER!
the vampire staple remover (named Rick) and the Ying Yang Twins and Jesus Kitty, god help me, I was crying.
We saw Wubbie in Union Square today. True story!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

ANDY MILONAKIS ROCKS!!!

"I GOT PEAS ON MY HEAD BUT DONT CALL ME A PEA HEAD..."

― kaleyyy, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

this show is so fuckin gay, it seriously makes me hate people that like it.

― mark diplacido, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

u gies discust me..every1 who seys his shows not funny just is stk up and has no sense of humor...u no wut...DONT WATCH IT THEN U GROUCHY OLD FOOL......

andy is the man

any1 with brains can see hes funny....

and PS....shutup about his age who cares...

and allu ppl just r jelous cuz u werent as popular as him wen u wer 29

PEACCEEEE

― EVERY! IS IGNORANT, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

LOVE IT I WANNA MARRY HIM

― , Thursday, 8 September 2005 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link

YO ANDY MILONAKIS IS THE ABSOLUTE SHIT..HES MAD FUNNY..ANY1 WHO BEGS TO DIFFER CAN FIGHT ME.

"ITS ALWAYS RAINING IN MY MIND..HAVE A NICE DAY!"

"YO LARRY YOU GOT MADD LONG HAIR"

"THANKS FOR NOT STABBING ME"

WHO EVER DOESNT THINK HE'S FUNNY SHUD BE SHOT WITH SHIT.

― GUISEEPE, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

i beg to differ. let's fight.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

FUCK ANDY....HES A FAT FAG

― mark diplacido, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

why is everybody being so stupid about it if you dont like it dont watch it if you do then good job. quit acting like little kids passing around the rumors "oh he's 27, he just has somthing wrong in the head" get over your self, find something better to do

― meghan, Friday, 16 September 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

You're 14? What the hell are you doing in here? Go do homework er something...

wow ur like wat 20's or older?go to work work or something you retard. im 13 bioch
i think the shows funny, you all have nosense of humor. hes a kid (Or not...) but who acares how old he is? i wouldnt have the guts to go up to a random person and tell them thanks for not shooting me.(or wood i...;) ) you all are humorless and i think the shows hystericle and i think its funny wen he does totally senseless things. biotch :-)

― no comment, annonymous, Monday, 26 September 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

but who acares about teh children???

― bioch, Monday, 26 September 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Andy Milinokis is awesomeiam inspired by him. i video tape stuff like that before andy milonakis became on air. i have always been addicted to his shows since he does what i do.im 13 and wen i found out that he was 29 i was shocked but it didnt really matter.......

― coolperson, Monday, 3 October 2005 00:05 (eighteen years ago) link

wow they actually put me on the board

― skateboardstevo, Monday, 3 October 2005 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Is this piece of shit show still on?

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 3 October 2005 00:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait. There are native English speakers above the age of 4 who spell the word "guys" G-I-E-S?

Oh my fucking Lord.

I think I just had my first "whither our country's youth" moment.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 3 October 2005 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Not fun, not funny ,no talent..just a sad, fat, annoying kid trying too hard !!
He aint all that !! Deal.....

― tv guy o5, Monday, 3 October 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

of course, when the inevitable DVD set comes out, it's gonna sell Dave Chapelle numbers to stoned slackers.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

there is no way andy is nearly as famous as dave chapelle

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 05:25 (eighteen years ago) link

me and my man like to watch andy's show while we drink chocolate milk from a broomstick...yum yum:)

― soulkissedlogan, Thursday, 6 October 2005 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link

me and my man like to watch andy's show while we drink chocolate milk from a broomstick...yum yum:)-

― soulkissedlogan, Thursday, 6 October 2005 07:53 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

first of all all ya is stupid arguing over this show every body is entittled to thier own opinion you cant disrespect anybody cuz you dont agree with their opinion now me sayin this im not tryin to be oprah or doctor phil anyway i think more than least of the shit he put on tv is funny but the rest is corny and i love his theme song i rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head......and yes niggaz im black shit mtv should give me my own show im dumb funny "nothing i wrote here was suppose to be funny"just to let ya know.

― bla gurl, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link

― bla gurl, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 23:48 (eighteen years ago) link

― the guy who stole the papers from the Library of Congress (dr g), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:05 (eighteen years ago) link

so this show is off the air now, right?

*whew*

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:38 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

andy rules
you suck ass

― bob-kikass, Friday, 10 February 2006 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link

DIE ass fuck

― bob-kikass, Friday, 10 February 2006 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Andy Milonakis is the fucking man...he's not retarded, its called absurdist comedy and its been around for a longass time. His theme song is fucking hysterical (I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head, bees on my head....) and his sketches are completely ridiculous just for the sake of being ridiculous, which in my opinion is really fucking badass. He's original as hell and I don't give a fuck how old he is, Milonakis is the shit.

― Wyatt The Pirate, Monday, 3 April 2006 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

this is almost as good as Mr. Show when you'r stoned.

― sovietpanda (sovietpanda), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Even if you're not!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Oh my gosh ppl just because hes 27... 29 WE Hes still the Andy milonakis that I saw on the first show he hasnt changed and I tell every one to watch his show even if they think they him and every one i told, cept my parents agreed that hes a reall funyy PERSON and My cousin (Who at first says he d that dumb show) now tivos every show hes like obbsessed an i love it too if you dont like him deal and if you do watch thats all there is to it now shut the freak up...... GOD!!!!

― Nutster, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes my son.

― God (blunt), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

it was hilarious in the first season whenn i thought he was 13. but now its dumb and he is a 30 year old loser

― kev s., Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:23 (seventeen years ago) link

How can you not like this show? it is by far the funniest on TV right now. HAHA its amazing how many random things that guy can come up with, I mean, like the dirty old man on the fridge HAHA who thinks of that? Hes got some balls to go up to random people on the street and ask them to do off the wall stuff. I think its hilarious. Is ralphie realy like that? or is he normal off the show. I like his raps, when he uses like three words the whole song. Its great. Any way hope the show has many more seasons and stays funny. Bye gotta go check the andy miloclockis.

― Zach, Saturday, 20 May 2006 06:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Its the only funny show on TV right now that doesnt talk shit about God or have to do with sex and sluts. its just pleasant and effin hilarious. But on the other hand, the show that plays after it, wondershowzen, who ever can like that shit, needs to be shot. Seriously that is the absolute WORST show ever! Keep hangin with them loathing apples andy, you kick ass.

― Zach, Saturday, 20 May 2006 07:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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