i'm in an airport

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i just ate a brownie and bought a magazine (not neccessarilly in that order)

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

my spelling's gone to shit

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

I was disturbed to discover a juice bar in the airport on Friday called Love Juice.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

That's to get the mile-highers in the mood and lubricated.

penelope_111, Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

I haven't heard the expression "love juice" since I was 16.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

How are the Cranky Itchers?

DB should have arrived in NYC by now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm so bored.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

Fuck shit up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

Up! Fuck! Shit! In that order!

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

ok

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

i think i'm in big trouble now

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

Was it the shitting?

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

HOW WAS IT?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

blame teh itch, slocki

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

it was rockin'!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

i had a layover in Dallas. they have the fucking coolest thing. the Aqua-Massager,. you lay in this waterproof sleeping bag type thing with all your clothes on in the middle of the airport and get pelted with hard streams of water while everyone can watch. very weird. had it been a little more private, i woulda thought it was kinda cool

JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...
I'm currently in front of gate 210 in ONT waiting on JetBlue to take me to JFK.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

The ONT terminal is nice in a late-90s shopping mall sort of way, but the layout is horrible with one long linear line of gates so you have to walk miles. Additionally, there are no electrical power outlets near the seating, you have to sit on the floor in the middle of the walkway.

At least the wireless is free.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, there's an ant problem here too.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hell yes, it's ant season. Mine's coming for a stay next week.

Have a good time in NYC, Elvis.

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

There's a LOT of ants here. If this was anything smaller than a giant airport terminal building we'd be re-enacting Phase IV here.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

What kind of ants and what's the nature of your trip?

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

Standard-sized house ants.

Going to NYC to see JBR, take more of my stuff out in advance of the October move, and to go see Devo & the Yeah Yeah Yeahs(as mentioned on this thread)

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

I also win because I was able to score an exit row seat at the last minute. Hooray for extra leg room!

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

Leg room is a big plus So's the Devo date. Exactly when are they playig?

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

Friday night in Central Park with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. There's an ILM thread about it.

Anyway, getting on the plane now

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

Happy landings!

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 July 2004 09:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

Make that 100, and you'd be right.

(Wish I'd actually thought to look for this thread on Thursday, when I was actually in an airport.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 24 July 2004 15:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...
i'm in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

OTM!

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm jet-lagged and smoking a camel, not in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 08:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...
i'm in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:04 (8 years ago) Permalink

hi!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

i'm drinking a glass of white wine!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

i ate a "wrap." it was "pink."

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

this has been a really weird week!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

i'm holding it down though. soon i'll be in another airport, and i'll have like 4 hours to kill!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'll be in two airports next week. One in Canada! Calgary! I've never been to Canada before. I'll be there for all of an hour!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

actually, three airports.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

what's your second airport?

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

there's another airport thread on ILE.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

toronto!!

what magazine(s) should i get? what's out now? is there a new vanity fair?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

i started this thread though!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

AND I'M GONNA END IT (ominous music)

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

I don't even know where Calgary is!

xp the new Vanity Fair is the one with Jennifer Anniston on it.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

i could get TIME CANADA with kanye west on the cover ("hip hop's class act")

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

oh that J-AN VF looks thick and JUICY!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:20 (8 years ago) Permalink

oh no, I wasn't suggesting that this thread isn't valid, just noting the confluence.

xp get Wired. Wired's the quintessential airport magazine.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:20 (8 years ago) Permalink

eww!! i don't think i've ever bought an issue of wired!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:21 (8 years ago) Permalink

Fuuuuck me

caek, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 12:13 (3 months ago) Permalink

Everything is fine, it's just really early

caek, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 12:14 (3 months ago) Permalink

i'm in an airport

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 12:29 (3 months ago) Permalink

Houston is on of the least awful airports to connect IMO

caek, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 12:36 (3 months ago) Permalink

^^agreed. Wide corridors, not-awful food options.

kate78, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

in an aiiiirport. looks like my flight is 15 minutes delayed, no big deal

mh, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:04 (3 months ago) Permalink

charlotte us airways terminal wasn't terrible for a layover. at least there was a carolina bbq place.

Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:06 (3 months ago) Permalink

uh the emergency lights are flashing and "a reported emergency situation is being investigated" so I am to "stand by for further instructions"

the music is still playing even though a klaxon keeps going off, hah

mh, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

friend of mine had her London -> Ottawa flight delayed by 12 hours today, we very nearly got to say hello at the terminal

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:42 (3 months ago) Permalink

my plane is incoming (American) but a United one to Chicago was cancelled. Kind of assuming mine will still be able to return to o'hare once it gets here, but kind of slow going so far

mh, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:58 (3 months ago) Permalink

I am no longer in an airport

caek, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 19:18 (3 months ago) Permalink

I think I spend more time taxiing around o'hare than I actually spend in the air half the time

mh, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 20:50 (3 months ago) Permalink

i'm in an apartment

caek, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:31 (3 months ago) Permalink

is it nice there?

mh, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:42 (3 months ago) Permalink

i'm in an airport

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Friday, 10 January 2014 11:18 (3 months ago) Permalink

i'm in an airport

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Saturday, 11 January 2014 00:49 (3 months ago) Permalink

i'll be in an airport in like a month, already not looking forward to it

the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage (silby), Saturday, 11 January 2014 05:01 (3 months ago) Permalink

In an airport

Gonna spend the next ~26 hours in this + 2 other airports + 2 different planes

Nice

Hell Yeah

, Saturday, 11 January 2014 10:00 (3 months ago) Permalink

i'm in an airport

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Saturday, 11 January 2014 10:05 (3 months ago) Permalink

good thing you carry your home on your back xp

mh, Saturday, 11 January 2014 14:58 (3 months ago) Permalink

ALL COMPUTERS ARE DOWN!!!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 January 2014 15:03 (3 months ago) Permalink

I'm in a foggy airport. I may be some time.

pauls00, Saturday, 11 January 2014 17:37 (3 months ago) Permalink

airport! I am.

mh, Saturday, 11 January 2014 18:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

Wish I'd discovered this thread 7 months ago tbh

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

PS i'm in an airport

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

Layover is excuse to drink during the day afaict. Cheers.

ad music for ad people (Hunt3r), Saturday, 18 January 2014 17:12 (3 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

this terminal in LAX only has a burger king, a starbucks, a sit-down seafood restaurant, and a kiosk selling cold sandwiches

the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage (silby), Monday, 24 February 2014 01:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

i am outside the christchurch (nz) airport waiting for a shuttle.

estela, Monday, 24 February 2014 02:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

some man just bought a coke from the vending machine and then said 'amazing machine eh'.

estela, Monday, 24 February 2014 02:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

like his approach to life tbh

the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage (silby), Monday, 24 February 2014 07:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

he was cheerful and likeable and quite sunburnt, i hope there's some aloe vera gel wherever he is.

estela, Monday, 24 February 2014 10:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

Man, I wish I lived in New Zealand.

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 24 February 2014 10:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

hellow from Heathrow
Not much happening tbh.

robocop ELF (seandalai), Saturday, 22 March 2014 10:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

At PDX today, we see the safest possible layout for a water bottle spout just inches away from the gaping maw of the hungry toaster. All powered by a non-ground-protected outlet.

President Frankenstein (kingfish), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 04:46 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Tonight on the BUR 80s hit parade: Talking Heads "And She Was"

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 28 March 2014 03:28 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

I'm in an airport

The plane I'm supposed to take from JFK to LAX sucked a bird into the engine on landing at JFK, so I'm delayed until another plane comes in. JFK Terminal 5 Wi-Fi seems strong so far.

Severely annoyed that my fave bagel shop in Terminal 5 was nuked by the arrival of the CIBO behemoth.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 00:54 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Always baffled by people who get dressed up to get on a plane.

robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 3 April 2014 14:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

no kidding! if you're immediately going to a business meeting, I guess there is some motivation, but you really should be wearing comfortable, breathable clothes

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Thursday, 3 April 2014 14:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

lool i wasa at the airport last week the voice there is soooooo soothing

beavis bacon (zxc), Thursday, 3 April 2014 16:09 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I am between two airports, hurtling thru the atmosphere above Idaho.

kate78, Saturday, 5 April 2014 05:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I'm on a plane that's on the ground

, Saturday, 5 April 2014 05:41 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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