i'm in an airport

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i just ate a brownie and bought a magazine (not neccessarilly in that order)

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:44 (10 years ago) Permalink

my spelling's gone to shit

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

I was disturbed to discover a juice bar in the airport on Friday called Love Juice.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:46 (10 years ago) Permalink

That's to get the mile-highers in the mood and lubricated.

penelope_111, Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

I haven't heard the expression "love juice" since I was 16.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

How are the Cranky Itchers?

DB should have arrived in NYC by now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

i'm so bored.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:53 (10 years ago) Permalink

Fuck shit up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

Up! Fuck! Shit! In that order!

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

ok

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

i think i'm in big trouble now

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

Was it the shitting?

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

HOW WAS IT?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

blame teh itch, slocki

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:55 (10 years ago) Permalink

it was rockin'!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:25 (10 years ago) Permalink

i had a layover in Dallas. they have the fucking coolest thing. the Aqua-Massager,. you lay in this waterproof sleeping bag type thing with all your clothes on in the middle of the airport and get pelted with hard streams of water while everyone can watch. very weird. had it been a little more private, i woulda thought it was kinda cool

JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:20 (10 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...
I'm currently in front of gate 210 in ONT waiting on JetBlue to take me to JFK.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

The ONT terminal is nice in a late-90s shopping mall sort of way, but the layout is horrible with one long linear line of gates so you have to walk miles. Additionally, there are no electrical power outlets near the seating, you have to sit on the floor in the middle of the walkway.

At least the wireless is free.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, there's an ant problem here too.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

Hell yes, it's ant season. Mine's coming for a stay next week.

Have a good time in NYC, Elvis.

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:51 (10 years ago) Permalink

There's a LOT of ants here. If this was anything smaller than a giant airport terminal building we'd be re-enacting Phase IV here.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

What kind of ants and what's the nature of your trip?

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

Standard-sized house ants.

Going to NYC to see JBR, take more of my stuff out in advance of the October move, and to go see Devo & the Yeah Yeah Yeahs(as mentioned on this thread)

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:17 (10 years ago) Permalink

I also win because I was able to score an exit row seat at the last minute. Hooray for extra leg room!

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

Leg room is a big plus So's the Devo date. Exactly when are they playig?

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:26 (10 years ago) Permalink

Friday night in Central Park with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. There's an ILM thread about it.

Anyway, getting on the plane now

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:31 (10 years ago) Permalink

Happy landings!

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 July 2004 09:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

Make that 100, and you'd be right.

(Wish I'd actually thought to look for this thread on Thursday, when I was actually in an airport.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 24 July 2004 15:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...
i'm in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

OTM!

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm jet-lagged and smoking a camel, not in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 08:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...
i'm in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

hi!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm drinking a glass of white wine!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

i ate a "wrap." it was "pink."

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

this has been a really weird week!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm holding it down though. soon i'll be in another airport, and i'll have like 4 hours to kill!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'll be in two airports next week. One in Canada! Calgary! I've never been to Canada before. I'll be there for all of an hour!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

actually, three airports.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

what's your second airport?

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

there's another airport thread on ILE.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

toronto!!

what magazine(s) should i get? what's out now? is there a new vanity fair?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

i started this thread though!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

AND I'M GONNA END IT (ominous music)

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

I don't even know where Calgary is!

xp the new Vanity Fair is the one with Jennifer Anniston on it.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

i could get TIME CANADA with kanye west on the cover ("hip hop's class act")

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

oh that J-AN VF looks thick and JUICY!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

oh no, I wasn't suggesting that this thread isn't valid, just noting the confluence.

xp get Wired. Wired's the quintessential airport magazine.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

eww!! i don't think i've ever bought an issue of wired!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

If at Midway, def get another Gold Coast dog

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

and chili cheese fries

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

get a gyro at o'hare imo

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

hello Sea-Tac my old friend

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Sunday, 28 September 2014 03:57 (1 month ago) Permalink

Land of crumpets iirc

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 28 September 2014 04:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

Sea-Tac = House of Leaves, like I hope you have a spare 3 days to find your way out

rad het chilly poppers (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 28 September 2014 05:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 September 2014 06:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

hope you're having a kicky weekend Stevie

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Sunday, 28 September 2014 09:13 (1 month ago) Permalink

so v kicky

rad het chilly poppers (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 28 September 2014 14:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

me irl

rad het chilly poppers (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 28 September 2014 14:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

Thank God for Professional Football

it keeps CNN off the flatscreens

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 01:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Leaving Sea-Tac again, again

sadly unlikely to visit for another year or so

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 18:00 (1 month ago) Permalink

Sitting in Pittsburgh and it's humid as fuuuuuuck in here

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 18:57 (1 month ago) Permalink

LAX, you're a long way from your own runways.

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 21:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

LAX's wifi doesn't let you post and Nadi's wanted payment in Fijian dollars and Sydney's now requires you to sign up to use it

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Saturday, 18 October 2014 02:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

are you just staying in the airport there till your next trip

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 18 October 2014 02:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

I didn't post until I'd put my Australian sim back in and headed for a cab

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Saturday, 18 October 2014 04:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

Currently at Borispol airport. A British woman in her sixties is explaining Jewish people to another British woman in her forties who seems to new to the whole concept. Tbf, the one doing the explaining seems to only have a marginally better grasp. Quite how anyone so unworldly managed to end up in Ukraine is a mystery but not one I'm keen to explore further.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 05:24 (1 month ago) Permalink

well the Jews were all expelled from Britain at some point right

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 05:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

She legitimately just asked whether there were any Jewish people in Britain!

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 05:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

not as if they'd all go waltzing back after that nasty expulsion business tho

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 05:28 (1 month ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

I flew to another city without taking off my shoes or showing any form of ID whatsoever, take that America

the incredible string gland (sic), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 03:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

were you flying from a city in australia to another city in australia?

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

yes

take that America ✈

the incredible string gland (sic), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

got it, thanks ✈

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Haha, how did I miss this.

Stay cute, paramount.au!

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:03 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I'm in an airport rn
Have to restrain myself from tweeting "I'm in an airport" every time I get the wifi in an airport

fgti, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:05 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

that's what the thread's for!

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Thursday, 13 November 2014 09:31 (1 week ago) Permalink

I'm in Vienna airport flying to Warsaw. Free wi-fi.

goth colouring book (anagram), Sunday, 16 November 2014 16:07 (1 week ago) Permalink

Are you flying to Chopin or Modlin?

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 16 November 2014 16:11 (1 week ago) Permalink

Chopin

goth colouring book (anagram), Sunday, 16 November 2014 18:59 (1 week ago) Permalink

i am watching the movie airport

does that count?

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 November 2014 19:01 (1 week ago) Permalink

I'm the only passenger on my flight out of Tupelo, unless someone shows up in the next 20 minutes.

WmC, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:58 (6 days ago) Permalink

Ha, cool.

Friend of mine once rode a solo early-early morning commercial flight from Columbia, Mo. to St. Louis. The pilot came out of the cockpit, sat down next to him and started whispering, "Ok, FAA rules state I have to tell you this, but here's how you fasten your seat belt. If you look under your seat…"

pplains, Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:48 (6 days ago) Permalink

hahaha

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:53 (6 days ago) Permalink

What was under the seat??

ambergris shmambergris (silby), Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:34 (6 days ago) Permalink

flotation device iirc

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:52 (6 days ago) Permalink

from the story it sounded like it might've turned out to be a creepy sex thing or sthing

ambergris shmambergris (silby), Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:00 (6 days ago) Permalink

Now I'm in the Memphis airport. I wish I hadn't decided against bringing my camera on this trip -- I was on an 8 seat Cessna out of tupelo, totally open cabin, flyin' low. Watching the pilots checking their little screen that says "Garmin."

WmC, Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:27 (6 days ago) Permalink

"THIS YOUR FIRST TIME USING UBER?"

pplains, Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:51 (6 days ago) Permalink

pplains you are a traet

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Friday, 21 November 2014 01:33 (5 days ago) Permalink


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