Your favourite misread ILX thread titles!

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (2099 of them)
Today: "have you ever written on your lower body?" I had no idea WHAT it might be about.

, Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:30 (10 years ago) Permalink

Do you get DJ Krush and DJ Krust mixed up too, jel?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:44 (10 years ago) Permalink

haha I was just going to say crust of shame as well!

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

Would that be the state young men's* sheets can get into?

*Obviously we old men don't do things like that.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

All the guys I know do their sheets like 4 times a day, it's bizarre.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

"P.S. We Should Be Shopping Together Too"

naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

one I started, "NYC: Fancy a Rubber"--Felicity and I were looking for bridge partners in the five boroughs--was misinterpreted by Jess, as I recall.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

'shopkeepers will be persecuted'

minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:13 (10 years ago) Permalink

panties that start too early

minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

'the point of prolapse'

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

t/s: miffy vs greg kitten

g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 20 January 2003 12:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

Crap Intimidation Techniques

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lots of ppl misread my "Walking With Beasts" as "Walking With Breasts".

MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:27 (10 years ago) Permalink

I just read "Fucked Country" as "Fucked Courtney" and thought, "Oh, here we go again..."

Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:04 (10 years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

thom west (thom w), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:30 (10 years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

What do you think about when you masticate?

Put me right off my dinner, I tells ya.

Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

'Convince me that I shouldn't eat men'

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

I read FACK YOU AMERICANS as Fuck You Americans. Ha ha.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

Gazza is the new God.

Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

Oh hang on...

Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

smee (smee), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (10 years ago) Permalink

bitter living through acronyms

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

olsen twins dead

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

I also thought it was milk!

kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

"horny"

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (10 years ago) Permalink

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lesbian Cover Versions

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

US troops attack Hussein's pussy.

di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

"what 'great' jazz musicians just do not 'get' (and why)"

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

i now have region free hair

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:19 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lesbion Conversation Questions

smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

or even..

Lesbian Conversation Questions

smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

"hitler" as pejorative (really)

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

I was just about to add that one, Mitch!

Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:28 (10 years ago) Permalink

From ILM: What lesbians/fanzines/radio stations/people should I send my band's demo to?

Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

there aren't enough horrors in the day

Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

Help make my popecorn more exciting [Started by Andy in March 2003, last updated 1 hour ago by carl agatha] 2 new answers

epistantophus, Thursday, 14 March 2013 23:32 (2 months ago) Permalink

misguided "cool" cities whose residents are overly angry about outsiders moving in and messing up their scene

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Thursday, 14 March 2013 23:36 (2 months ago) Permalink

GROUPER "Under Rug Swept" --- CONTACT

♫ don't you have your own computer? ♫ (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:39 (2 months ago) Permalink

2k13 what's the most amorous tech company?

your fretless ways (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:20 (2 months ago) Permalink

arnold palmer's open letter to robert smith

your fretless ways (Eazy), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

Do you ever actually refer to yourself (or does anyone you know refer to themselves) as 'militants'

Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 March 2013 07:08 (1 month ago) Permalink

Rolling 'this is sexiest' thread

funky divacups (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 25 March 2013 02:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

funky divacups (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 25 March 2013 02:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

what is going on in your imbecile life

how's life, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 22:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

top 100 songs about Bittman

Let's talk more my bunny! (doo dah), Friday, 29 March 2013 21:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

Moneybags won't win the Premiership 2012-13

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:01 (1 month ago) Permalink

Bastard Lakes [Started by calstars in April 2013, last updated 1 minute ago by congratulations (n/a) on I Love Music] 2 new answers

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:59 (1 month ago) Permalink

Missing Winters [Started by the pinefox in March 2013, last updated 3 minutes ago by lazulum on I Love Books] 51 new answers

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:25 (1 month ago) Permalink

The Designated Hitler - C/D?

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Friday, 5 April 2013 03:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

Yep

mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2013 07:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

entourage vs gentrification

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Sunday, 7 April 2013 03:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

OMG: S&D

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Sunday, 7 April 2013 07:49 (1 month ago) Permalink

Thatcher Dread!!!!

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 18:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

Judge, jury, and executioner... of state owned industries

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Monday, 8 April 2013 18:38 (1 month ago) Permalink

Least influential big hands

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:46 (1 month ago) Permalink

ilx posts with stinking imagery

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 April 2013 22:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

this is a thread for shaming local bands and musicians that want attention

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 19:24 (1 month ago) Permalink

Abandoned Joke Thread

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

Having sex if you are on TV [Started by you have to forgive me (surm) in January 2010, last updated 1 hour ago by snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major)] 1 new answer

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:50 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Conflated two threads while skim reading last week and got "Ben Thatcher's Kill List'

Pedro Mendes presumably fairly near the top.

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 11:04 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

sorry but i've had

Explosions at the Boston Moombahton

going thru my head all week

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 12:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

It was mentioned in the thread, but yeah, it's hard not to read it as Explosions at the Boston Market.

how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 13:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

It was mentioned in the thread, but yeah, it's hard not to read it as Explosions at the Boston Market.

how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 13:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

could your blow job be done by a powerful computer?

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

g o d a d d y

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 21:26 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

2012 Albums Poll Afterparty of Sluts, Ballots and Differential Calculus

how's life, Sunday, 28 April 2013 10:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

NYTimes: Marc Bolan says you don't really need the expensive kitchen stuff [Started by Hurting 2 in May 2007, last updated 29 minutes ago by free your spirit pig (La Lechera) on I Love Cooking] 4 new answers

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:36 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

The Ozu threat. [Started by Amateurist (amateurist) in February 2003, last updated 1 minute ago by cacao nibs (Eric H.) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

xp particularly if you're making Hippy Gumbo.

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:32 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

TS: Most Retarded-Looking Naked Ladies [Started by petesmith (plsmith) in September 2005, last updated 2 hours ago by diamonddave85] 21 new answers

Evan, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:16 (1 week ago) Permalink

funding an apartment in nyc

Aimless, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:27 (1 week ago) Permalink

The Elvis of Christian Rock

whiskey and ice cream sandwiches (Treeship), Friday, 10 May 2013 18:17 (1 week ago) Permalink

seamless gits [Started by nakhchivan in February 2011, last updated 14 seconds ago by Le Bateau Ivre on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 09:10 (5 days ago) Permalink

Would you rather have been in the Bible, or have walked on the moon?

Is It Wrong To Lick Mike Oldfield?

Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Thursday, 16 May 2013 08:58 (4 days ago) Permalink

ITT: Tell Your Mom To Fuck Off

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 16 May 2013 11:56 (4 days ago) Permalink

Simon & Garfunkel - BONKERS poll

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:06 (2 days ago) Permalink


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.