please create new board "The Church"

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Dear ILX Admins,

Me, Abbott, and The Dirty Vicar would like to request the creation of a new board titled "The Church", with the three of us as co-moderators. The Church should be a place where any members of ILX suffering a crisis of faith or needing spiritual guidance can seek expert advice from ILX clergy. I suspect much fun will be had by all if we can get this off the ground.

Thank you,
The Reverend

The Reverend, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Peace be with you.

"And also with you."

Abbott, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

this is a good idea!!

strgn, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

we already have IRE

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 June 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I look forward to selling indulgences and catering to the spiritual needs of young ladies everywhere.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

That's the spirit!

rev, Monday, 9 June 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

"You have been ostracized from ILX."

rev, Monday, 9 June 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

EXCOMMUNICATE LOUIS JAGGER

deej, Monday, 9 June 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

oh, of course, that's the word I was looking for

rev, Monday, 9 June 2008 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually should be called "The Church of ILX"

The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared,

"Let there be house!" and house music was born.

I am, you see,
I am the creator, and this is my house!
And, in my house there is only house music. But, I am not so
selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and
OUR house music!" And, you see, no one can own house because
house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.

You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless
you're deep into the vibe of house. House is an uncontrollable
desire to jack your body. And, as I told you before, this is
our house and our house music. And in every house, you
understand, there is a keeper. And, in this house, the keeper
is Jack. Now some of you who might wonder.

Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?

Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!
Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all
Jackers together under one house.

You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile.
It don't make difference in our House.

And this is fresh!

CAN YOU FEEEEEL ITTTT?!?!?!?

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 08:17 (fifteen years ago) link

"Peace be with you."

"And with thy spirit."

Laurel, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link

May The Lord bless you and keep you, may he make his face to shine upon you, and grant you peace. And all God's people said...Amen.

Laurel, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm all liturgied-up.

Laurel, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i support the creation of this holy bord

jhøshea, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i29.tinypic.com/14wyd4w.jpg

jhøshea, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

KORITFW

The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I have attended snake-handling churches and this looks like more fun than that.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

stories, hoos

btw i support the creation of this holy board

deeznuts, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I say Amen to the planting of this new board.

felicity, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Amen, sister!

rev, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I would tithe 10% of my net worth* to this board.

*after expenses

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I feel the creation of this board is essential to the spiritual well-being of ILX.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Ah, fresh opportunities for apostasy!

Michael White, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I would like to point out that "Dom" is a form of address for monks

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

mr perignon. i will see u later.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Pax Vobiscum.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Will this be a broad church, or will heretics be excluded?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link

This is not heresy and I shall not recant!

Abbott, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link


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