Dear ILX Admins,
Me, Abbott, and The Dirty Vicar would like to request the creation of a new board titled "The Church", with the three of us as co-moderators. The Church should be a place where any members of ILX suffering a crisis of faith or needing spiritual guidance can seek expert advice from ILX clergy. I suspect much fun will be had by all if we can get this off the ground.
Thank you,
The Reverend
― The Reverend, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared,
"Let there be house!" and house music was born.
I am, you see,
I am the creator, and this is my house!
And, in my house there is only house music. But, I am not so
selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and
OUR house music!" And, you see, no one can own house because
house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.
You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless
you're deep into the vibe of house. House is an uncontrollable
desire to jack your body. And, as I told you before, this is
our house and our house music. And in every house, you
understand, there is a keeper. And, in this house, the keeper
is Jack. Now some of you who might wonder.
Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?
Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!
Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all
Jackers together under one house.
You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile.
It don't make difference in our House.
And this is fresh!
CAN YOU FEEEEEL ITTTT?!?!?!?
― hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 08:17 (fifteen years ago) link
May The Lord bless you and keep you, may he make his face to shine upon you, and grant you peace. And all God's people said...Amen.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link