Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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so sayeth Rolling Stone!

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:34 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Are the Olson twins legal yet? I've forgotten.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Has Wenner just finally given up and done one too many Reddi-Whip hits?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

if Wenner was running the show it'd be Ashton Kutcher: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Wenner can eat a dick.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

They sure are, TR!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

A'ight now Ned, don't be knockin' the Redi-Whip!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Wenner would probably gladly eat a dick, no?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink

POLL: HOW MANY TIMES WILL I CLICK ON THIS THREAD TODAY?

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

So far, 8. I'm willing to bet that it will be somewhere around 47 or 48.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

THOUSAND! HI-YO!

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Dude, "Refresh".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink

One time, for the thread will remain up on your screen all day. You will refresh your screen 2193 times, however.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I think Wenner's whole purpose with Rolling Stone now is to get enough money to build a time machine so he can go back to 1965 and have sex with a young Mick Jagger.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I hope we're not harshing the voibe by posting about Wenner but c'mon even Dave Geffen dated Cher, right?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (twelve years ago) Permalink

RS doesn't seem to have really given a shit about music since before I was born.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I'm hot, ready and legal: where's my Rolling Stone cover?????

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

highway legal!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I want to see a photo of Rosemary posing exactly like LL up there. then photoshopping can do the rest.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I just clicked on the arrow on the pic twice in futility.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Didn't work did it?

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

wtf do all of these new teenybopper disneykins have to record damn songs? i blame j-lo.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I'll do it at the next FAP where someone had a camera, Gear.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:48 (twelve years ago) Permalink

NB: Clicking on her tongue doesn't do anything, either.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

From the article: On reaching voting age: "I'm not very politically involved. And I don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

See I'm hot, ready, and legal too.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

well, ready and legal anyway

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:50 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Lindsay kinda looks like Celine Dion up there.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=6388250

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Actually, I'm sort of cold today. It's rainy and damp. Although I think I have a fever, so maybe I am hot after all.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

are you READY for some LEGAL fever medication?

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (twelve years ago) Permalink

OH BOY NYQUIL SHOTS TONIGHT!!!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (twelve years ago) Permalink

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (twelve years ago) Permalink

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (twelve years ago) Permalink

click on the link.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"wrote"

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

click on the link

Frightening thought.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

don't blame me, Ned.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (twelve years ago) Permalink

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (twelve years ago) Permalink

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

hot, ready and legal for 10 years.

how's life, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 08:36 (one year ago) Permalink

The audience at Speed-the-Plow didn’t form the usual theatregoing suspects. A third were sexy twentysomethings

were they now?

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 10:01 (one year ago) Permalink

yes they were - one third

conrad, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:30 (one year ago) Permalink

Nigel Lindsay, the fine comic British actor, made a decent American fist of his co-producer,

this sounds difficult

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:21 (one year ago) Permalink

Theater is a great move in reputation restoration. I hope she can stay steady.

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:22 (one year ago) Permalink

Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, Legal and Increasingly Irrelevant!"

Aimless, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:28 (one year ago) Permalink

"Hot, Ready, and Off-Book!"

the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:39 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

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FORNARINA

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 30 November 2014 18:51 (one year ago) Permalink

smack?

StanM, Sunday, 30 November 2014 19:59 (one year ago) Permalink

blap
cram
toot

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:33 (one year ago) Permalink

(HQ)

the late great, Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:47 (one year ago) Permalink

i was hoping it was some kind of lilo candy crush game

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:49 (one year ago) Permalink

Following in Madonna's footsteps. Would have liked to see the play, despite some distaste for Mamet.

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 1 December 2014 00:12 (one year ago) Permalink

bleb
fram
spep
FORNARINA

otm

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burtt
thom
fornarina

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nickn, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:06 (one year ago) Permalink

F, O, R, N, A, R, I, N, A.
FORNARINA

YOU OWN EVERYTHING

EVERYTHING IS YOURS.

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:25 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...
seven months pass...

She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source.

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 August 2015 16:28 (one year ago) Permalink

let's not overlook monica's contribution to 'the boy is mine' please, source

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 16:32 (one year ago) Permalink

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

It's sort of amazing that it's only 11 years ago someone could write this in a large-circulation magazine and not have the general reaction be "Ukkkh, god, what the hell is wrong with you"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2015 16:48 (one year ago) Permalink

What a gentleman.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 August 2015 17:02 (one year ago) Permalink

holy shit that is gross

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 28 August 2015 17:35 (one year ago) Permalink

Aren't I right that Rolling Stone's editors would not let this through in 2015?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:54 (one year ago) Permalink

Aren't I also write that there are large swaths of people who see this fact as a chilling of their fundamental civil rights akin to McCarthyism?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:54 (one year ago) Permalink

(sorry, I got my Free Speech and Creepy Liberalism thread in your Lindsey Lohan thread.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:54 (one year ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

feel like i don't hear about lindsay lohan much anymore

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 September 2015 21:06 (one year ago) Permalink

Mark G, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:10 (one year ago) Permalink

She's on the new Miley, or is it Hollywood Vampires' debut?

dow, Saturday, 26 September 2015 00:49 (eleven months ago) Permalink

https://instagram.com/lindsaylohan/

drash, Saturday, 26 September 2015 02:22 (eleven months ago) Permalink

I wasn't saying she like disappeared from earth, but I don't know I feel like now there's no chance she actually comes back as a major actress again, which is a bummer, like now it seems like just a slow slide into obscurity

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:16 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Surely that was inevitable.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:21 (eleven months ago) Permalink

She could act as our Amber's stand-in

Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:39 (eleven months ago) Permalink

six months pass...

converting to islam apparently.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 05:44 (five months ago) Permalink

although none of the articles i've read about this include quotes from her that suggest she's converting. apparently she is reading the quran and "exploring" islam, which seems really different. tabloids don't seem to understand that people can read books without instantly believing everything in the book

Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 05:47 (five months ago) Permalink

great update

glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 21 April 2016 07:03 (five months ago) Permalink

So she's not voting Trump then...

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 April 2016 07:46 (five months ago) Permalink

the way 2016 is going i opened this thread half-expecting she'd died

this is the most desperate and transparent attention-seeking pr tactic but i admit i did lol at this quote:

“I’m not done reading it. Do you know how long that would take? It takes so long,” Lohan said.

the world’s youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 08:01 (five months ago) Permalink

Idk if it's a pr tactic. My theory is still that she is just reading the quran out of curiosity. She grew up catholic and was interested in kabbalah for a while, i'll bet she has a general interest in religion.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 13:13 (five months ago) Permalink

Basically, she's wandered down a shopping street and seen the stall that gives out free copies..

Mark G, Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:26 (five months ago) Permalink

nah, you don't get photographed holding the koran then offer an exclusive interview with the sun unless you're interested in getting back in the headlines at least as much as exploring your spiritual side

the world’s youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:29 (five months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Lindsay Lohan ‏@lindsaylohan 35m 35 minutes ago
One thing for sure the #referendum results are very close, but also showing a difference of opinion across #Britain
272 retweets 471 likes

hunangarage, Friday, 24 June 2016 03:03 (three months ago) Permalink

that's one thing that's for sure true

Treeship, Friday, 24 June 2016 03:05 (three months ago) Permalink

I think the Courier today claimed she was pro-Fife, but I didn't get to read the article to see what that meant.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:10 (three months ago) Permalink

#linsights

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:12 (three months ago) Permalink

confused by a referendum showing a difference of opinion, perhaps she is a fan of Hitlerian socialism

http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:16 (three months ago) Permalink

pro-Fife

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:44 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

~fiance drama~

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:29 (two months ago) Permalink

didn't read anything about this but i stand with lindsay.

Treeship, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:03 (two months ago) Permalink


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