A WARNING to the perverts and pornographers of IRE

1. don't let every thread devolve into a nsfw picture thread. we are better than that! let your typing fingers, not your red right hand and GIS, achieve lols
2. read the DISCLAIMER again
3. sexess.org links will be deleted
4. despite my nods to the homo in each of us, i don't want to see any more dicks. titties are GREAT in the right threads though.
5. slash and pornographic fiction are A-OK. write some.
6. i don't want to enter the small world of temp bans but i will if i have to
7. all that said, i expect nothing less than dirty dirty pix in this thread