Shittiest Ska Bands Names Ever (or Total Skrap):

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HOOBASTANK

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 05:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 06:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've Been Driving In My Ska

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skak off you Skanking Skat

Skankers With Skattitude (SWS)

sf, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 09:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skass n Titties

Keith McD (Keith McD), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skantidestablishmentarisim

Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skanobasswithmyheadman

Keith McD (Keith McD), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Cheesy Peet-Ska's
Mustard Plug

mt, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Simon & Skafunkel

andy, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 16:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ska-Na-Na - 50s songs done ska style.
Polska - Polka done ska style. (First LP is called Kielbasa.)

nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skantum Leap featuring Skatt Bakuska.

Jay Kirsch, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Real: Skankin' Pickles (I remember likeing them in the day)
Should be real: Skaleen Dion

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Has anyone heard any Japanese Ska? I keep seeing compilations on eBay and am mildly kurious...

Enid Roach (Enid Roach), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 18:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

My ska band will be called:

Skarpe Diem

Yancey (ystrickler), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 18:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's actually a bar-band in my neck of the woods called Skanatra. 'Cause this is Frankie's hometown and they play ska.

Get it? Good.

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

or more accurately, ska covers of Sinatra songs.

you just wanna come to Hoboken knowing that info, now don't all y'all?

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's also the home of baseball! Is there a band called Skalexander Cartwright?

Jody Beth Rosen, Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skanereal Disease
I shit you not.

Steph (Steph), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

don't give 'em any ideas, Ms. Rosen. it's bad enough having Skanatra around.

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh yeah, Weehawken (next door to Hoboken) is where Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton to death in a duel (there's even a memorial on the spot, so you know it's true!)

therefore, i propose that some bad Weehawken bar-band should call themselves Skalexander Hamilton (but y'all saw that shit comin')

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm passing around a petition to get the name of Hoboken's most famous music venue changed to "Skankwell's."

Jody Beth Rosen, Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rudie-mentary, My Dear Watson.

(They all wear deerstalker hats)

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 10 October 2002 07:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine months pass...
I just saw a local bill featuring a band called:

Oskama Bin Laden

Al (sitcom), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

You are planning on going to that show and killing them all, I trust.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

Skaline Dion

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:53 (twenty years ago) link

Now I have to kill you! Jeez Louise.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:54 (twenty years ago) link

oh, now I saw another bill where the name's been amended to:

Oskama Bin Laden & the Jihad Jammers

Al (sitcom), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

Tom Baker-Style Skarf
Mixu Skaatelainen
Skasky & Hutch
Big Stinky Skart
A Ska A Day Helps You Work Rest & Play
Ska Of The Antarctic
Skas In Their Eyes
Where Has Ska Bin Sin Ah Saw Thee
Where In The World Is Skamen Sandiego
Skatick Thistle 3, Skaberdeen 3

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 12 July 2003 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
skandelous

gina, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Skarctic Monkeys

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

there was a band round here called skawabunga.

Emily B (Emily B), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Kris KriSKAfferson

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooh, good one!

I think I posted this on another thread, but:

The Philoskaphers
feat. Skacrates - guitar/vox
Emanuel Skant - bass

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooh, good one!

I think I posted this on another thread, but:

The Philoskaphers
feat. Skacrates - guitar/vox
Emanuel Skant - bass
Wittgenska - drums
Skatrand Russell - tenor sax
Skadrillard - alto sax
Ariskatle - trumpet
Skanoza - trombone

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Manager's Choice

ratty, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

why did this thread get revived?
anyways:

acidtude

ddd, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I once dated a guy in a band called the Skalutations.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

The Referee's A Skanker

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Skank Anansie would be might worst nightmare ever.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I always thought The Potato Five was a crap name. Great band though

dr x o'skeleton, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Jay Lesser made up a good bad fake ska band name:

Battle-ska Galacti-ska

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

skahatska skandhi

barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

BLACK SKABBATH

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Skautechre

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

skaskank skademption

stinkee, Thursday, 16 August 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link

five years pass...

Matador records edition

Skande Rudehead
Skagwai
Belle and Skabastian
Skanic Youth

mbvgz (how's life), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

Is Ska-rotum (from the OP) real? Because holy hell I'm still laughing.

Nataly Dawn's echoey swamp sound (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

The Skarsoles
http://theskarsoles.bandcamp.com/

An actual Ska band from Greenock/Glasgow.

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Saturday, 9 February 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

skarotum is real!

sleepingsignal, Saturday, 9 February 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Just got a press release for a band named Mrs Skannotto. Think that counts for this thread.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

LCD Skasystem

how's life, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

Skascenseur pour L'Echafaud

Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

Skamon Duul II

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

Mingus Ska Um

Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link


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