Crap Band Name Watch!!!!

he is a great guy though

'Jarcrew' - Another immense band. Strange name but not crap.

'Shooting Victor Francis' - Hysterical name, wicked band.

'Bumsnogger' - Shit name shit band

'Hitlers Plimsol' - Stupid name

I refuse to even say that aloud.

Both just awful.

Also "Taking Back Sunday"
"Dexter Freebish" (apparently entertained at the Republican National Convention)
"Evanescence"

And a word on "Franz Ferdinand": sounds sort of cool at first, but really, what's the idea behind naming yourself after a guy whose only importance is that he was assasinated?

Rising Sun
The Garden
Spiral Cane
Flat Snake the Dog

Oh, only because it's completely unimaginitive and is derivative of all the other stupid bands with unimaginitive, meaningless names with numbers attached to the end like

Matchbox 20
Blink 182
Eve 6

...but on the subject of Matchbox 20, there was an awfully great article in the Onion last week...XD

and Les Claypool's Steaming Bucket of Bernie Brains or whatever it's called wins.

"The release has been eagerly awaited by Matchbox Twenty's enormous fan base, composed of American record buyers who have a limited interest in music but enjoy the act of shopping."

Mel Gibson and the pants (totallygrossnationalproduct.com)
Oodels of poodles
bring home the lobsters
pat the blowfish (pat the verb, not the proper noun)
The Small Varookies
Sled Napkin
Napolian Blownapart - the best thing about them was their name...
Bzzt
Thee coke whores
death of a ladies man
kentucky gag order
Digitata - the medical term for horns groving from anywhere on the human body

and the worst two to promote, leading to anger and confusion respectivly "free beer" and "TBA"

I guess the figured their albums should cost about $1.82 and just went with it...

The Common Hellbenders (grunge covers, age 13)
Nice Jewish Boys (Bar Mitzvah music, age 14)
something stupid I can't even remember with "blue" in the name, along the lines of "blue elegance" or "blue satin" (jazz combo, high school)

Even my current band name is not the greatest, I'm afraid (American Altitude) but it was already chosen when I joined, and the music makes up for it, if I may say so (ahem.)

Nice excessive use of punctuation btw. I feel it really gets your point accross.

Wookiefoot

Baths

the Whigs (who are not the Afghan Whigs)

this thread title made me think it was about a wristwatch with crap band name words instead of numbers that the hands point to,
so you can go what time is it?
oh it's SARS Wolf.
Great, but I got to leave at a Burger after Elf.

Philip Q. Nunez, you is a genius.

dingus khan