I'm sorry, but that Justin Timberlake track is garbage

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http://www.dragonninja.com/bbc/Lostprophets_-_Cry_Me_A_River_(Justin_Timberlake_Cover).mp3

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 13:55 (twenty years ago) link

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

Wow. I guess this confirms that the problem I have with "Cry Me A River" actually has nothing to do with JT and everything to do with the song.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

Whoa.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

Also, the idea JT could hate the UK is so funny considering his addiction to Bond Street. Even my dad recognised him flouncing around Gucci last month.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, I could be reacting to the fact that dude sounds HORRIBLE singing it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

Ha ha, Dan sounds just like Randy Jackson in that last post!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago) link

Yo dawg, that wasn't good, yo. But hey, you did your thing.

― Randy Jackson (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

*thinks to self 'Randy Jackson?', googles*

Hm. So what's he like, then?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 January 2004 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

Everytime I see someone refer to Timberlake as "JT" here, I think of the lead singer of Kool & the Gang.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 15 January 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

So what's he like, then?

He refers to people "dude" and "dawg" a lot. "dude sounds HORRIBLE singing it" sounds very Randy Jackson, except Dan probably should have thrown in a reference to his work with Whitney and Mariah.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 January 2004 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

Yo dawg, when I recorded "Dream Lover" with Mariah, she was just KILLIN' it, dude. She did her thing! Now, I didn't love the song, but you did your thing, so it's all good. Next time pick a different song, dawg.

― Randy Jackson (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 January 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

justin temberlake is so fine so i don't argree with yall!

― cheyenne wright, Saturday, 21 February 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago) link

fuck bees

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 21 February 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

You'll get stung if you do that

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

Cheyenne, clearly you didn't read all the JT supporting comments!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 21 February 2004 01:09 (twenty years ago) link

Timberlake is rubbish and ugly.

― the blissfox, Saturday, 21 February 2004 11:56 (twenty years ago) link

JT is getting boring, after this past year.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 12:36 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

fuck justin timberlake. he is a fag. pop sucks. hip hop sucks. rap sucks. bullshit corporate rock sucks. Hardcore, thrash, punk(no I don't mean good fucking charlette)and heavy metal is the only cool music these days. fuck mtv too.

― david jenson, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, thanks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

But Ned he's on your side! Sorta.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:12 (twenty years ago) link

Sasha from Monash uses so many pseudonyms, doesn't he?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:15 (twenty years ago) link

But Ned he's on your side! Sorta.

I have my grave doubts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

the only thing wrong with Sir Perry's initial critique is 'the drums are far too reverbed', because such a thing is impossible.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:23 (twenty years ago) link

I love Dan's "apocalypse with a funny moustache" line, except if it was actually that then I'd probably enjoy it, like I do "Like I Love You," which is clunky in the most endearing way, personally.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:38 (twenty years ago) link

though I am happy that Usher's new singles are pistol-whipping the shit out JT's stuff.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:38 (twenty years ago) link

Its "URsher."

― djdee2005, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 07:07 (twenty years ago) link

Nah, "Burn" is paint-by-numbers R&B balladry, guaranteed only to get panties droppin'. I'm warming up to "Yeah!," but it's no "Senorita" - and that's a shame.

― Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:04 (twenty years ago) link

But who cares about Usher on "Yeah"? It's all about Lil' Jon. It just goes to show how undynamic Usher is.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

It's all about Lil' Jon.

This statement is the Apocalypse in a silver thong.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link

fuck justin timberlake.
A threesome with him and Cameron? *ponders* No, thanks.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

The Perry strikes!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

Regarding Lil' Jon: Exactly how loathesome and irritating do you have to be to make Jermaine Dupri seem palatable?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

WHHHAT?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

I sense the storm clouds gathering. (I'll have to differ with Dan in that I liked "Get Low" when I heard it, but have heard nothing else from him to my knowledge.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

OKAAAAYYY

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

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― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

I like "Get Low" too, but I really really really am irritated by Lil' John. He is nu-Ja Rule only without the preliminary non-irritating period.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:47 (twenty years ago) link

The diff is Lil Jon is self-aware, makes good music, and makes me laugh.

Ja Rule is an idiot who doesn't know he's an idiot, makes shit music, and sucks.

― djdee2005, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Always On Time" >>> "Get Low" (admittedly not by much)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago) link

(Spot the rhetorical contradiction!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

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