the rolling towards the pocket snooker championship thread

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btw i am a stated non-believer in "would smash" but in 2009 i will relax that principle just the once, for Michaela Tabb

Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 00:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

Why does Hendry go on? Why? The man is a shell and has been for about three or four years now.

Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

This really is a heroically, compellingly bad game, with 100% long pot success on both sides O_o

Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

Also unsure about Michaela's ponytail

Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Glad your would smash policy has been clarified.

Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

And yes, Hendry should give up, he always looks so miserable doesn't he?

Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

His youthful vigour has truly departed now.

Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

Big Break was no worse than any early Saturday night game show nonsense. probably not as good as Bullseye tho.

Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

Epically scrappy, often awful snooker, the right winner but christ Hendry has lost it

Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol peter ebdon

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, 17 October 2008 00:22 (2 months ago) Bookmark

Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

I HATE JOHN HIGGINS

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

SO MUCH

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

2009 "NO-HATING" POLICY DISCARDED FOR BORING FUCKING LUCKY SCOTTISH TOSSBAG WHO STEALS FRAMES LIKE INEVITABLE CANDY FROM MORE CHARISMATIC PLAYERS

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

FUCK YOU HIGGINS

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

HAHA FUCK YOU HIGGINS!!

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

OH I HATE THAT FUCKING GUY

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

God, why did you create a second Higgins, but make him the most *boring* player ever? I hate you, God.

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 15:22 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If he's not careful he's getting a capital-letter-filled swear thread of his own. Christ.

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:28 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

boring fucking tosser

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:59 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That frame was Day's to win you cunt. At least we deserved a decider

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:59 (2 months ago) Bookmark

Replace "Day" with "Ding" and it's history repeating

No other sportsman fills me with such utter loathing

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

real talk: all scottish players should be permanently banned from competition

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 14:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

there must be a law stating that all scots snooker players are exceptionally boring, dour machines with the flair of a peanut, who always somehow get lucky breaks against more attractive opponents

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 14:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

It must hurt when there's one tiny wee fucking game that some Scottish people can beat some English people at.

How many top players of any nationality aren't boring dour machines with the flair of a peanut?

I'll give you Ronnie "no really I'm fucking chucking it this time I'm telling you seriously I'm a fucking enigma me ok maybe one more tournament and that's me. I'm mad though, seriously!" O'Sullivan purely for his game as when it's good it's godlike. After that the top 16/32 is littered with boring twats.

Higgins lacks charisma but he's a colossus on the table when he's on his game. Pure fucking bottle.

Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 14:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ronnie loses points for invoking Simon Cowell as someone who can breathe new life into snooker.

Maybe he just wants to play shite but get kept in tournaments with the public vote.

Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

so many games smell terribly of fixing

o_O (ken c), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol someone bit

there's no danger of ronnie needing a public vote to remain in the world rankings, i'm afraid. he is that good.

i was more thinking of how higgins j, dott, maguire and the archdaddy of them all hendry have relentlessly battled their way to robotic success after success with nary a smile. maguire is probably the least offensive but he's also the least successful.

it's matthew stevens i feel for

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

what you talking about, dott is great!!

o_O (ken c), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

his style of play isn't

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

and you accuse others of being boring.

o_O (ken c), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

ok maguire's pretty good

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm all for fat snoooker players, keeping up with the darts players.

Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

Maguire could be brilliant if he could be arsed more often. He's like a lazy Ronnie who can't even be bothered lying about chucking it.

I still can't believe snooker got so bad that Dott managed to win a world championship.

Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

One thing I really hate about Higgins - "The Wizard of Wishaw" wtf

Almost as bad as "The Robin Hood of Snooker"

Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

the sheriff of pottingham

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Modesty Baize

Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Look at these two old gunslingers race to see who can totally lose it first! Hendry's winning btw, dude needs to retire asap

Young Chizzy (country matters), Sunday, 19 April 2009 19:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

Body language on both sides is pretty miserable.

Young Chizzy (country matters), Sunday, 19 April 2009 20:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

lollll there's a player called Higginson

SON OF HIGGINS

Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

well done barry pinches! good entertainment.

kell surprise (country matters), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol hendry and williams playing some of the *worst* snooker i have ever seen

Man!! (Man!!) (country matters), Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

was at o'sullivan v burnett on tuesday, and it was pretty poor. there seems to be a lot of wild inconsistency in playing at this year's grand prix. o'sullivan v higgins was pretty epic tho, and i'm gutted i had a ticket but couldn't go.

also otm re: hendry v williams

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

Higgins vs Robertson is a great match. Higgins had 100% pot success in the first four frames yet went in 2-2 at the interval. Robertson hit three centuries and led 5-3. Higgins did the old Mr Resilient and took it to a decider.

Higgins was clearing up to take it and knocks in a quality last red but accidentally hit the pink in. 7 points in it, on the yellow, nerves jangling everywhere.

Suggest Gandhi (onimo), Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

wow, that was hella drama. hoping for Ding v Robertson in the final.

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Saturday, 10 October 2009 16:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

Looks like you're going to get your wish - Mark can't string enough points together.

Higgins - Robertson was awesome. No matter how great their respective techniques, its wonderful to see it coming down to those scraps of luck that anyone can randomly make the most of - it simply came down to Higgins making the last mistake. Not that it doesn't happen in other sports but snooker really zones in on this aspect particularly well.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

wow @ the series of long pots Ding played to go 5-1 up against Williams. Esp that Brown - the complaint that most snooker players have sub-zero personalities evaporates as soon as you see some of those.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

god why do i watch john higgins play when within 3 minutes i am enraged

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

he is living embodiment of the argument which states that instinctive genius >>>>>>>>> ruthless efficiency

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

ah it's higgins vs robertson! no match-up has me more partisan.

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

fucksake die

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 19:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

CMON THE ROBBO
CMON THE DING

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

dennis taylor, looking at the breakdown of neil robertson's 127 break: "it's very unusual to see all the colours in a century break! really went round the table, didn't he?"

n.b. 3 of those colours were potted in the final clearance

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

LOLOLOLOL Higgins goes in-off TWICE IN ONE FRAME, a frame he has looked odds-on to clear up

i almost feel bad XD

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

h8 this guy

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

Amazing stuff again from Ronnie, two centuries then some brutal safety play to take a three frame lead overnight.

you say potatooles (onimo), Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:10 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Truly terrific last frame (might not be a better frame in the final). Ronnie has all the answers so far and brilliant from Hawkins - he's asking the questions. It will probably suit him to come from behind anyway...

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:23 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Yeah this was good stuff.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

ah now that was incredible

have a nice Blog (imago), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Hawkins makes a terrific century, and Ronnie misses a sitter of a red in the next - first sign of nerves.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Break of 66: 15-12

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Barry couldn't keep it up and Ronnie punishes, now to within one of a fifth world title: 17 - 12

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:00 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

wins with an 88 break, awesome.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:33 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

That shot to get up for that last red was great. My love-hate relationship with Ronnie has gone back to love this week.

ailsa, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Awesomely awkward victory speech there

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

lolled at "whore's drawers", yes.

ailsa, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

That was fab! "We're live, aren't we Hazel?"

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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