btw i am a stated non-believer in "would smash" but in 2009 i will relax that principle just the once, for Michaela Tabb
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 00:04 (4 years ago) Permalink
Why does Hendry go on? Why? The man is a shell and has been for about three or four years now.
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:29 (4 years ago) Permalink
This really is a heroically, compellingly bad game, with 100% long pot success on both sides O_o
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:14 (4 years ago) Permalink
Also unsure about Michaela's ponytail
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:18 (4 years ago) Permalink
Glad your would smash policy has been clarified.
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:21 (4 years ago) Permalink
And yes, Hendry should give up, he always looks so miserable doesn't he?
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink
His youthful vigour has truly departed now.
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
Big Break was no worse than any early Saturday night game show nonsense. probably not as good as Bullseye tho.
― Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:34 (4 years ago) Permalink
Epically scrappy, often awful snooker, the right winner but christ Hendry has lost it
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:56 (4 years ago) Permalink
lol peter ebdon
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, 17 October 2008 00:22 (2 months ago) Bookmark
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink
I HATE JOHN HIGGINS
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:57 (4 years ago) Permalink
SO MUCH
2009 "NO-HATING" POLICY DISCARDED FOR BORING FUCKING LUCKY SCOTTISH TOSSBAG WHO STEALS FRAMES LIKE INEVITABLE CANDY FROM MORE CHARISMATIC PLAYERS
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:58 (4 years ago) Permalink
FUCK YOU HIGGINS
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:50 (4 years ago) Permalink
HAHA FUCK YOU HIGGINS!!
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:52 (4 years ago) Permalink
OH I HATE THAT FUCKING GUY
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:53 (4 years ago) Permalink
God, why did you create a second Higgins, but make him the most *boring* player ever? I hate you, God.
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 15:22 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
If he's not careful he's getting a capital-letter-filled swear thread of his own. Christ.
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:28 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
boring fucking tosser
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:59 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
That frame was Day's to win you cunt. At least we deserved a decider
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:59 (2 months ago) Bookmark
Replace "Day" with "Ding" and it's history repeating
No other sportsman fills me with such utter loathing
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:54 (4 years ago) Permalink
real talk: all scottish players should be permanently banned from competition
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 14:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
there must be a law stating that all scots snooker players are exceptionally boring, dour machines with the flair of a peanut, who always somehow get lucky breaks against more attractive opponents
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 14:41 (4 years ago) Permalink
It must hurt when there's one tiny wee fucking game that some Scottish people can beat some English people at.
How many top players of any nationality aren't boring dour machines with the flair of a peanut?
I'll give you Ronnie "no really I'm fucking chucking it this time I'm telling you seriously I'm a fucking enigma me ok maybe one more tournament and that's me. I'm mad though, seriously!" O'Sullivan purely for his game as when it's good it's godlike. After that the top 16/32 is littered with boring twats.
Higgins lacks charisma but he's a colossus on the table when he's on his game. Pure fucking bottle.
― Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 14:57 (4 years ago) Permalink
Ronnie loses points for invoking Simon Cowell as someone who can breathe new life into snooker.
Maybe he just wants to play shite but get kept in tournaments with the public vote.
― Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:00 (4 years ago) Permalink
so many games smell terribly of fixing
― o_O (ken c), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:05 (4 years ago) Permalink
lol someone bit
there's no danger of ronnie needing a public vote to remain in the world rankings, i'm afraid. he is that good.
i was more thinking of how higgins j, dott, maguire and the archdaddy of them all hendry have relentlessly battled their way to robotic success after success with nary a smile. maguire is probably the least offensive but he's also the least successful.
it's matthew stevens i feel for
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:07 (4 years ago) Permalink
what you talking about, dott is great!!
― o_O (ken c), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:08 (4 years ago) Permalink
his style of play isn't
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
and you accuse others of being boring.
― o_O (ken c), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:13 (4 years ago) Permalink
ok maguire's pretty good
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
I'm all for fat snoooker players, keeping up with the darts players.
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:45 (4 years ago) Permalink
Maguire could be brilliant if he could be arsed more often. He's like a lazy Ronnie who can't even be bothered lying about chucking it.
I still can't believe snooker got so bad that Dott managed to win a world championship.
― Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink
One thing I really hate about Higgins - "The Wizard of Wishaw" wtf
Almost as bad as "The Robin Hood of Snooker"
― Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink
the sheriff of pottingham
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:08 (4 years ago) Permalink
Modesty Baize
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:12 (4 years ago) Permalink
Look at these two old gunslingers race to see who can totally lose it first! Hendry's winning btw, dude needs to retire asap
― Young Chizzy (country matters), Sunday, 19 April 2009 19:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
Body language on both sides is pretty miserable.
― Young Chizzy (country matters), Sunday, 19 April 2009 20:19 (4 years ago) Permalink
lollll there's a player called Higginson
SON OF HIGGINS
― Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:48 (4 years ago) Permalink
well done barry pinches! good entertainment.
― kell surprise (country matters), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
lol hendry and williams playing some of the *worst* snooker i have ever seen
― Man!! (Man!!) (country matters), Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
was at o'sullivan v burnett on tuesday, and it was pretty poor. there seems to be a lot of wild inconsistency in playing at this year's grand prix. o'sullivan v higgins was pretty epic tho, and i'm gutted i had a ticket but couldn't go.
also otm re: hendry v williams
― The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
Higgins vs Robertson is a great match. Higgins had 100% pot success in the first four frames yet went in 2-2 at the interval. Robertson hit three centuries and led 5-3. Higgins did the old Mr Resilient and took it to a decider.
Higgins was clearing up to take it and knocks in a quality last red but accidentally hit the pink in. 7 points in it, on the yellow, nerves jangling everywhere.
― Suggest Gandhi (onimo), Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
wow, that was hella drama. hoping for Ding v Robertson in the final.
― The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Saturday, 10 October 2009 16:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
Looks like you're going to get your wish - Mark can't string enough points together.
Higgins - Robertson was awesome. No matter how great their respective techniques, its wonderful to see it coming down to those scraps of luck that anyone can randomly make the most of - it simply came down to Higgins making the last mistake. Not that it doesn't happen in other sports but snooker really zones in on this aspect particularly well.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
wow @ the series of long pots Ding played to go 5-1 up against Williams. Esp that Brown - the complaint that most snooker players have sub-zero personalities evaporates as soon as you see some of those.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
god why do i watch john higgins play when within 3 minutes i am enraged
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
he is living embodiment of the argument which states that instinctive genius >>>>>>>>> ruthless efficiency
ah it's higgins vs robertson! no match-up has me more partisan.
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
fucksake die
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 19:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
CMON THE ROBBOCMON THE DING
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
dennis taylor, looking at the breakdown of neil robertson's 127 break: "it's very unusual to see all the colours in a century break! really went round the table, didn't he?"
n.b. 3 of those colours were potted in the final clearance
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
LOLOLOLOL Higgins goes in-off TWICE IN ONE FRAME, a frame he has looked odds-on to clear up
i almost feel bad XD
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
h8 this guy
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
Amazing stuff again from Ronnie, two centuries then some brutal safety play to take a three frame lead overnight.
― you say potatooles (onimo), Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:10 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Truly terrific last frame (might not be a better frame in the final). Ronnie has all the answers so far and brilliant from Hawkins - he's asking the questions. It will probably suit him to come from behind anyway...
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:23 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Yeah this was good stuff.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
ah now that was incredible
― have a nice Blog (imago), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Hawkins makes a terrific century, and Ronnie misses a sitter of a red in the next - first sign of nerves.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Break of 66: 15-12
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Barry couldn't keep it up and Ronnie punishes, now to within one of a fifth world title: 17 - 12
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:00 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
wins with an 88 break, awesome.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:33 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
That shot to get up for that last red was great. My love-hate relationship with Ronnie has gone back to love this week.
― ailsa, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Awesomely awkward victory speech there
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
lolled at "whore's drawers", yes.
― ailsa, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
That was fab! "We're live, aren't we Hazel?"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink