― luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 October 2002 08:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 28 October 2002 13:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
Also, what are you looking to get as a result of enlarged breasts? When it comes to school days, I know from personal experience that harassment of that sort can be traumatic. (I was hassled because I was the first to develop and usually was the most heavily endowed in any group.) However, the teasing was probably less about the size of your breasts than that turned out to be an effective way to get your goat.
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 28 October 2002 14:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Douglas, Monday, 28 October 2002 22:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Leee (Leee), Monday, 28 October 2002 22:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
I'd been thinking I want them just because I want them - never had them and now there's a way I can - but Douglas, I think maybe you do have a point - maybe I am letting the 16 year old me boss the 30 year old me around...
Maybe I should just buy more padded bras.
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 October 2002 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
I have nothing against plastic surgery (whatever makes you happy), but just remember that on skinny women GREAT BIG CARTOON BOOBS can look kind of weird.
― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 01:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 01:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ron (ron), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 02:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
That is all.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 21:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― who, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 22:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 11:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 11:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
Anyway - I digress - I can see where you're coming from, but my aunt had them done though her armpit after breast cancer (giving what my grandmother, looking for the positive side of the illness, called "lovely Pride and Prejudice boobs"). She hated the drainage tube, and to be honest I think she'd have rather kept her old ones.
― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 13:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
??????
(Is it some kind of rhynming slang?)
― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 13:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― donna (donna), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ron (ron), Thursday, 31 October 2002 07:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jermaine (jnoble), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― jermaine (jnoble), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Cathy (Cathy), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link
"Shoes," Sheila Jeffreys says, "are almost becoming torture instruments. During a woman's daily make-up ritual, on average she will expose herself to more than 200 synthetic chemicals before she has morning coffee. Regular lipstick wearers will ingest up to four and a half kilos during their lifetime." We are talking about Jeffreys' latest book, Beauty And Misogyny: Harmful Cultural Practices In The West, and she is in full flow about the horrors of what she calls "the brutality of beauty".
This is so over-the-top.
― Land Ho (dymaxia), Monday, 1 August 2005 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 August 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 1 August 2005 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link
HOORAY! Welcome to society. This is your cultural birth. You are welcome here, as long as you don't say douchey things like that anymore.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― haitch (haitch), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― woodstock, Monday, 1 August 2005 04:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Leeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 1 August 2005 05:55 (eighteen years ago) link
for the record, my friend posted that and forgot to log out - I'm perfectly happy with my own boobs k thx bye.
-- luna (luna.c), Sunday, July 31, 2005 8:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link i was gonna say!
-- jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, July 31, 2005 8:56 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
looool
― chaki, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.bigpunforever.com/9p.jpg
― and what, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it's ridiculous to reply (to her friend) that you, a poster, like small breasts. Some like'em small, some like'em big. It doesn't so much matter what one particular person thinks, just what she feels. She wasn't going from tiny boobies to superbazookas (which, if I recall correctly very few surgeons would give her). That said, there are a lot of dangers to it (fucking up immune system, leakage, nipple insensivity,...).
I wonder what she did. Did she have'em done or not?
― stevienixed, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's not keep this thread anywhere close to the top. Chaki's on a personal tear to badmouth Luna. This is not a real revival.
― Misery, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
nice work not keeping it from the top, mizzz.
― chaki, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I try to sit at the bar and fish extra olives out of the garnish tray when the bartender isn't busy. Helps if you know the bartender.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Someone, a friend, soaked a whole bunch of lychees in vodka for two weeks.......NOM and extra dranked after like ten of them!
― Abbott, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link
dateline worthy: if luna had scammed people out of money via a fake internet persona in order to afford fake breasts.
― bnw, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Can you still lactate after fake boobage?
― Abbott, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, not you specifically, but the augmented being?
That should certainly be googleable data. I'm on it.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm sure you can, if based only on rrrobyn's diagrams
― kenan, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
depends on where they make the incision
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought generally speaking the answer was no? But that you don't know until you get pregnant and try it -- I guess the...severing? disruption? (or conversely, preservation) of the milk ducts isn't an exact science.
Go figure, something invasive and (mostly) unnecessary that is solely performed on women isn't particularly well researched for the drawbacks that don't affect the patient's supposed sex appeal.
xp ahh, thanks, Beth. Does that come with a gin martini?
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:43 (sixteen years ago) link
If the nerves around the areola were not cut or damaged during surgery, you may be able to nurse fully or partially. Nerves are vital to breastfeeding since they trigger the brain to release prolactin and oxytocin, two hormones that affect milk production. Your chances of breastfeeding also improve if your milk duct system is intact.
Oh god, there's reasons beyond suckling I wouldn't want nerve nippular damage.
thx for the research Beth!
― Abbott, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I always think "What if that lady in Grapes of Wrath had a boob job? Would she have been able to breastfeed that man to keep him alive still? Or would the most jaw-dropping moment in all of high school English be the ending of 'The Necklace' instead?"
― Abbott, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link
It's like a pornographic "Gift of the Magi": she gets implants to make herself more desirable, thereby increasing her chances of getting hitched and/or pregnant...and then can't save a member of the set she was trying to attract.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
The GRAPES of wrath indeed
(you see the milk glands are all bunched up like widdle grapey wapes, or bindles of chicken fat.)
― Abbott, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Out of desperation I once tried to cream my coffee with my own breast milk. Took about a cup to do the job. That stuff may be sweet but it's way nonfat.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't believe you.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean I am militant about milk in coffee and also unusually hippie-ish in my feelings about bodily fluids but I don't think my own breastmilk would be an option. For me.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
It's true. I nursed my kids for 4 years straight, so I had a ready supply.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
You'd do it too, if you got up and there was no freaking milk for the coffee.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:55 (sixteen years ago) link
xp What, in the freezer?
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:55 (sixteen years ago) link
in her breasts!
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link
yep, time to go home
― omar little, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link
also lol "nippular"
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link
wow. i prefer half & half in my coffee, do i even want to ask what the diy equal of that would be?
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Gallons. Whole tittiesful.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link
On the bright side, you don't have to add sugar.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Or colostrum.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
I conveyed the milk directly from glandular structure into coffee cup, by means of a rolling thumb/index finger action.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
I hate it when there's no colostrum in the morning.
Wow I really do not want to write my resume.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Laurel, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:02 PM (Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:02 PM) Bookmark Link
hi dere, wait until you have to write cover letters.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to give my resume to people I know at various publishing houses and let THEM rep me. At least that's the plan.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm thinking about bagging the european tour and getting out of chicago for the winter. if i don't land something quick there's really no reason to stay here.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
but that's for another time, back to titties and coffee.
If you get a firm enough implant you should be able to set your coffee cup right up there, no problem.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Or even implants, plural.
yes, that is what everyone wants in a breast
― kenan, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link
We all need extra storage space.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link
My kitchen is woefully lacking in counter space. The implant option makes a lot of sense.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
anyone remember those stretch armstrong dolls from the 70s? maybe you could get implants made out of that stuff?
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
You could mold actual cupholders! A chest console!
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link
i keep reading implant as eggplant
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link
They're very similar.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link
that's exactly what i was thinking.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link
spare change, beat-up old ipod, loose cigarettes...
― kenan, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Gives a whole new meaning to "cup-size."
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm a 36 Venti.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/GC_A_Place_For_My_Stuff.jpg/200px-GC_A_Place_For_My_Stuff.jpg
ILX: A storm in a C-cup
― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
HA
― kenan, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
lol, laurel told deeznuts off for being an ass on the tits thread.
― estela, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link