What do you call a strongman who has a massive love of capes? Geoff Capes (capes)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link
What did Charlton Heston say when a bunch of capes fell on top of him? Get off me you filthy capes (apes)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What do you call it when King Boy Pato has sex with an underage girl? A. Statutory cape!
― MPx4A, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link
What is a cape fan's favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character? Caperil (April) O'Neill!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link
What do you call it when the Pope wears a cape? Popecape!
What do you call a list of capes that a woman called Sue suffering from pica has eaten? Capes sue's ate (Crepe suzette, with the pronunciation "et" for "ate", common in Southern England)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link
What do you call a group for support of any of King Boy Pato's relatives he's had sex with?
Cape and Incest National Network (Rape and Incest National Network)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. If a load of mallards had capes on for some reason, what would you call the aggressive mating behaviour where they surround a female in a gang and peck at her until she is too weakened to resist sexual advances? A. Cape flight!
― MPx4A, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link
What do you call it when the pope wears two capes? Popecapes!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
What is King Boy Pato's favourite fish based meal? Cape Cod!
― Free Peace Sweet!, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.pixelpunk.ch/bilder/blackbook/lame_ass.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link
How many King Boy Patos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two! One to change it, and the other to dress the lightbulb in a specially made cape!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link
q: what do you call a banned poster wearing a cape?
a: a capegoat!
― estela, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What do you call King Boy Pato's modding policy? A: Cape-al (as in 'Papal') Infallibility
― banriquit, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
What do you call a movie starring James Woods as King Boy Pato? sex, lies, and videocape (sex, lies, and videotape)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Gonna use that when you get banned, son.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 23 June 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
What do you call a rhino in a cape? Cape Horne
― Free Peace Sweet!, Monday, 23 June 2008 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link
What do you call a female pop singer drinking Coca Cola whilst wearing a cape?
Cape Canaveril! ("Can" of Coca Cola, singstress Averil Lavergne)
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 June 2008 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link
("Can" of Coca Cola, singstress Averil Lavergne)
http://www.english-longbow.co.uk/tudor-richard-2.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 23 June 2008 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Haters get mad 'cause, I got me some bathing capes
― deej, Monday, 23 June 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Who is King Boy Pato's favourite singer/songwriter with a silly nom de plume?
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.armchairassociation.com/downloads/shittyathletemusic/shaq.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 05:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I can get a copy of that on ebay for you in a couple of hours, Estie, just say the word.
― energy flash gordon, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 05:55 (fifteen years ago) link