can't believe malcolm turnbull bloop scotch wants to piss away money on a marriage equality plebiscite royal commission into the banks
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link
http://theaimn.com/is-everybody-happy-now/
Duncan is now under suicide watch. His poor mum can’t bare to lose another child – she’s already buried one son.This week, Duncan has been pushed to the brink of suicide. The character assassination needs to stop.
This week, Duncan has been pushed to the brink of suicide. The character assassination needs to stop.
so uh mission accomplished?
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 May 2016 03:06 (eight years ago) link
fucking the day rupert murdoch dies of asphyxiation in his own rancid shit i will be buying drinks for everyone
everyone
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 May 2016 03:07 (eight years ago) link
all hail peter 'lizard boy' dutton, the new king of the dog whistle
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link
We should get on that darknet guess-the-death-day hitman website for dutton, all chip in a few dollars
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link
funny how the worst bigots are also the stupidest people
xp dutton will die the day he tries to reach the last biscuit in the biscuit barrel and his head gets stuck
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link
** Di Natale 'forgets' to claim farm and underpaid au pairs, 'all politicians are hella dodgy' shocker** AFP raids ALP because someone told them that the Libs' NBN is shithouse** Lizard Boy taunts asylum seekers with his exceptional mastery of the English language
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 May 2016 10:32 (eight years ago) link
transgender is literally hitler
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 03:07 (eight years ago) link
Huge news: MALCOLM TURNBULL HAD A FATHER, POSSIBLY WAS WELL OFF
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 6 June 2016 09:49 (eight years ago) link
DID UNION STOOGE BILL SHORTEN HAVE A FATHER???
Malcolm turnbull has lived in flat, is man of the people
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link
Turnbull said he would not take part in Sky’s people’s forum on Wednesday night – even though Bill Shorten would be attending – and he criticised Sky News for neglecting protocol and then pressuring him to attend.“Sky News announced they were inviting me and Bill Shorten to attend a debate on a particular night,” he said. “What we’ve said, normally you would have approached us and sought to come to some arrangement.“(Sky) chose not to do that and to issue in effect is a decree, and we’ve said no.”
“Sky News announced they were inviting me and Bill Shorten to attend a debate on a particular night,” he said. “What we’ve said, normally you would have approached us and sought to come to some arrangement.
“(Sky) chose not to do that and to issue in effect is a decree, and we’ve said no.”
lolwut
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:46 (eight years ago) link
it really is the Tone News Network
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:51 (eight years ago) link
turnbull pisses off murdoch-> murdoch retaliates -> turnbull loses -> australia wins
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:01 (eight years ago) link
leigh sales: [difficult question]malcom turnbull: jobs and growth and jobs and growth and jobs and and and growth
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 11:32 (eight years ago) link
half of sky news is sorta nice to beige now hmmmm
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
have no access to sky news, but a channel that appears to give shows to people like andrew bolt and alan jones can go fuck itself
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 23:10 (eight years ago) link
Turnbull refuses to remove the GST on womens sanitary products. Might I remind the men in the audience that razors are GST free.
Apparently "we cant afford" the revenue loss. Its only 30 million fricking dollars.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2016 00:54 (eight years ago) link
I don't even use a razor because i'm unkempt. Women don't get to so easily say, 'Ah, no need for pads for me!'.
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 00:57 (eight years ago) link
it's hard to see how any prospective leader wouldn't score a net win by removing gst from sanitary products. this more than anything indicates just how fucked up aust political discourse has become in the last 15 years.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 01:53 (eight years ago) link
Apparently some time in the recent past Shorten gave the govt shit for NOT removing it. Now he's all 'well we arent gonna lie about what we can and cant afford in this budget, so too bad, its not happening'
At least he's honest?
Doesnt affect me personally anyway (implanon is the best) but yeah, its a womens vote winner and he's a twat.
I'll prob still vote labor anyway. Im still registered in melb ports and Danby's unfuckwithable and has been in the seat for like 30 years or something insane.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2016 01:58 (eight years ago) link
its a womens vote winner
but what about meeeeeennnnnn
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:05 (eight years ago) link
danby's telling everyone who'll listen that the greens hate jews, which seems to be provoking caulfield/balaclava into asking what the actual facts are
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:07 (eight years ago) link
in fact all i ever hear about danby is that he's vaguely pissed off about something or other, never that he's done a or b or c for the electorate
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:10 (eight years ago) link
I'm in Mayo, hoping like hell we'll finally see the back of safe-seat-warmer Jamie Briggs
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link
Yeah Danby is odd - my other half does some work for him (poster design) and its all this weird anti-Iran shit.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:58 (eight years ago) link
hmm
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 04:16 (eight years ago) link
danby's telling everyone who'll listen that the greens hate jews
my local Labor member was recently bleating that a vote for liberal was a vote for the dismantling of capitalism, because they hadn't explicitly ruled out preference deals with Greens yet
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 04:52 (eight years ago) link
fuck it what's truth any more
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:13 (eight years ago) link
he and other local once-admirable ALP members were on community radio this week saying it's unfair how the Greens only campaign & try to get members up in selected electorates, whereas Labor have to campaign across the whole of Australia
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:21 (eight years ago) link
The ALP can go fuck itself. It has sold out so many of its once-values, and now it bleats about a party that's actually willing to NOT make some compromises for power. The whingeing torture/rape camp-enabling pricks can see the results of their lack of spine in their shrivelling support, but they still don't see how to stop it.
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:24 (eight years ago) link
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:21 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the greens can't sponge off the coffers of massively wealthy corporate donors but hey
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:55 (eight years ago) link
It has sold out so many of its once-values, and now it bleats about a party that's actually willing to NOT make some compromises for power.
this exactly is the problem. i don't even know why the alp exists now. it cherry picks policy positions from the liberals, from the nationals, from the greens etc., and then it moans that the greens are interfering or whatever. if the alp hadn't abandoned its fucking base the greens wouldn't have scooped it up. and as far as the lnp goes, stop being pricks to foreigners in rickety boats and we'll stop accusing you of being like the lnp.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:57 (eight years ago) link
fuck.
stop actively promising to carry out almost all the policies of the LNP and we'll stop etc etc
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 08:02 (eight years ago) link
basically James OTM
that would be quite good but do you really want a Xenophon nutbag
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:14 (eight years ago) link
well I suspect this was a poor Beige Curtain-esque zinger attempt
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:15 (eight years ago) link
can I just say: I have concerns about the Di Natale/Bandt-turtleneck Victorian hipster wing of the Greens (Di Natale did impress me and made me overlook the very odd way he took over as leader but recent developments have raised eyebrows) and the unreconstructed shouty stans of the NSW Greens
basically this isn't your dad's Bob Brown Greens and they should have gone with Ludlam as leader
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:19 (eight years ago) link
in summary: Vote 1 Bullet Train For Australia Party
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:22 (eight years ago) link
Ludlam didn't want, nor believe himself to be qualified, to be Greens leader, and was not in contention.
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:53 (eight years ago) link
having seen him on kitchen cabinet tonight i don't know how he'd cope with all the attention tbh
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:07 (eight years ago) link
Do like lydlam a lit, and yes the greens arent perfect, but i go along with maybe 80% of their policies, and given that the environment and treatment of refugees are my main concerns, theyre the only party with anything useful or sensible to say
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:20 (eight years ago) link
Ludlam, not lydlam, sorry, ipad fingers
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:21 (eight years ago) link
the fact that he considered himself not worthy probably makes him more worthy, will have to have a look out on the Kitchen Cabinet appearance however
Larissa Waters would be good too
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:24 (eight years ago) link
expect the big news story tomorrow morning will be Greg Hunt getting blocked by Ellen on Twitter, I would put money on it as nobody has been racist for several hours
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:42 (eight years ago) link
as nobody has been racist for several hours
actually laughed out loud at this
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 12:08 (eight years ago) link
I adore ScottyLud but yeah hes not leader material.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 10 June 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/petermadden2u/status/742211894908321793
australia has reached a new low
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 13 June 2016 07:48 (eight years ago) link
pasting the full tweet here before the fucking savage deletes it:
Though Orlando is abhorrent, it doesn't change the real & present dangers of the gay marriage agenda to Aus children.
a person actually said that, in real life, without irony or satire or apparently self-awareness
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 13 June 2016 07:52 (eight years ago) link
what even is this situation where the federal government and states are trying to outdo one another on energy projects? I'm only confused because in our situation it would be the red side building pipelines and the blue side building wind farms, clear cut, orcs vs elves, etc.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/mar/16/malcolm-turnbull-says-snowy-hydro-plan-will-outdo-south-australian-battery-storage
― SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Thursday, 16 March 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
So I may be partially responsible for this
thank u for giving the SA Premier his nads then
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
yeh but the red side will come out in 6 months time and say it's not feasible and then advise again that 'coal is good for humanity'
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:11 (seven years ago) link
(noting that the red side here is the blue side, of course, if anyone is confused)
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:12 (seven years ago) link
anyway here's the guy that some people claim might be our next prime minister after Talcum gets rolled: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/its-all-same-sex-marriages-fault?utm_term=.gmbmerB7N#.iiYJXVp9P
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link
If Dutton becomes PM I am declaring my self a freeman of the land and signing up for a one way trip to mars with space X.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:42 (seven years ago) link
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 March 2017 08:21 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hoo boy
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 01:13 (seven years ago) link
Peter Dutton has hit out at pro-marriage equality companies for shoving their “politically correct views down our throats”
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 01:14 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7FflMoUwAAQn-b.jpg
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 17 March 2017 02:40 (seven years ago) link
magnificent
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 02:48 (seven years ago) link
For anyone interested this is what the event was actually about.
http://reneweconomy.com.au/agl-goes-live-with-virtual-power-plant-linking-household-battery-storage-16810/
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 17 March 2017 07:25 (seven years ago) link
good that you got exposure, probably not the kind you wanted though
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 12:11 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, there was a great interview on abc local radio in Adelaide Witt the guy whose garage it was.
Anyway normal service is resumed Bob Katter wants to preserve Australians' god given to wade in tropical creeks unmolested by homosexual Muslim crocodiles.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/20/katters-australia-party-push-to-legalise-crocodile-hunting-after-queensland-attacks
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 20 March 2017 08:27 (seven years ago) link
knob batter
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 March 2017 09:56 (seven years ago) link
when the country collapses under the weight of its own personal debt crisis, stuff like that will be a hilarious account of how complacent and fucking stupid we were in the lead up
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 March 2017 11:21 (seven years ago) link
can't wait to be more racist
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link
and here's two white guys to explain why we should be allowed to be more racist
and here's a white guy from the party to do some press
and here's the white guy who got done for being a monstrous lying fucking bigot falling victim to a cruel law that gives innocent people respite from having to deal with racial attacks all fucking day restricts his freedom of speech
and here are some examples of 18c cases that went literally nowhere robbed white supremacists victims of the right to be racially charged aggressive fucks speak
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 11:50 (seven years ago) link
there are too many days when i really fucking hate this country
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 11:51 (seven years ago) link
i mean white malcolm turnbull announced it alongside white george "people have the right to be bigots y'know" brandis, what the galloping fuck were they thinking
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 12:03 (seven years ago) link
freedom, glorious freedom
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/08/article-1218971-06BFBBB1000005DC-135_634x341.jpg
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 12:52 (seven years ago) link
at last we can do all the racist things we already did, but with even more permission
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 13:05 (seven years ago) link