Running back Shaun Alexander #37 of the Seattle Seahawks applauds while watching from the sidelines

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is this what we have become?

Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

... asks the handless organist.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

:D

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

HOMOSEXUAL MEANS HAPPY

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.northwestpackerbackers.com/packtrip2_071shaunAlexander.jpg

gear (gear), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, this board deserves a gif of this and if we work together, we can make this happen. Step one: what game did the tape of the homosexual applause occur in?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

was-sea, divisional round of playoffs

FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(for whatever reason, it's the only seahawks game from last year that you can't find on emule)

FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This shall not stand.
We must acquire this grail and render it ready for our gatorwine.
A shiny nickel for the man who nails the white whale!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO will be our champion? WHY is this video being hidden from the public?

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Friday, 8 September 2006 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

We can do our own video of the clapping event using composite and representative characters and incidents while compressing time for dramatic purposes.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.magooffl.com/images/salexander.jpg

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

kekekekekekekeke

Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

She looks so... unthreatened.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 September 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Shaun on his way to a rehearsal for "All that Jazz"?

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 8 September 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/sports/060117/shaun.jpg

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

what's with those scars on his wrists?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

so I downloaded the game but I don't know how to edit out the clip of him clapping because nandub won't recognize the H264 codec (which I think means it's actually an mp4 even though it has the avi file extension??). anyway if someone else wants to do it lemme know.

harbl (Adrian Langston), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

BUT IT IS REAL, IS IT NOT? YOU HAVE SEEN THE GRAIL?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

why is shaun alexander wearing a disco ball on his right hand?

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
http://www.babyanimalz.com/images/rabbit.jpg
^ whatever number he is, this is him

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
that's ridiculous

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Where's da gif?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

that is so going on my flickr account in slightly modified form next week

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Seriously WHERE IS THE GIF?

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i deleted the game a longass time ago. i tried taking some screenshots but they were all shitty and blurry.

cankles, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link

u_u

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

rip shaun alexander clapping like a homo thread

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

also rip gear

u_u

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

dang where IS gear :'(

ps. ~_~

cankles, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

the bears need him more than ever

brownie, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

lol #37 is dating joey fatone

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

link pls

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 22 October 2007 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

was that the running man?

chicago kevin, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:49 (sixteen years ago) link

this dude is fucking COOKED. fantasy ebola this motherfucker is.

J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 07:05 (sixteen years ago) link

joey fatone has the nicest house ever.

J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 07:05 (sixteen years ago) link

saw it on cribs i should mention. worth dating him for i would think.

J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 07:06 (sixteen years ago) link

why do i think that shaun is "versatile"

omar little, Monday, 22 October 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

maurice morris was blowing his ass off the field tomorrow.

J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

er yesterday. dude should retire and catch on w/ espn or something. he's 100 times more well-spoken than fucking emmit smith or something.

J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

When Max Strong retired, he was doing the homosexual applause! I saw it!

forksclovetofu, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

shaun alexander and twink friend

http://bama.ua.edu/~bamafca/images/shaun2.jpg

omar little, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Seahawks to release Alexander

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/football/360091_shaun23.html

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Should he just go ahead and buy a ticket to Miami right now, or should he actually wait for Parcells to call him?

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link

why the fuck would parcells want him?

cankles, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 05:04 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah miami already has one fragile past his prime kind of flaming rb to worry about

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 April 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Eric Allen and Mark Schlereth were really ripping into Alexander on Sportscenter tonight.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 06:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Dude is going to write the most scathing tell-all in NFL history.
In the meantime, why SHOULDN'T Parcells want him? He's a risk, but they can likely get him cheap.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link

in any case WHERE IS THE GIF?!!?!?!?

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link


In the meantime, why SHOULDN'T Parcells want him? He's a risk, but they can likely get him cheap.

-- forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 17:18 (3 hours ago) Link

uhh, cuz he's fuckin garbage? you can't even call him a risk, because that implies the potential for reward! there's absolutely no upside/potential with this guy, he's just a completely used up running back. he should retire now~

cankles, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

also can you not fucking read or somethin:

Seriously WHERE IS THE GIF?

-- forksclovetofu, Thursday, August 23, 2007 1:59 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

i deleted the game a longass time ago. i tried taking some screenshots but they were all shitty and blurry.

-- cankles, Thursday, August 23, 2007 4:19 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

you've only had a year to marinate on this!!

cankles, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

can you not fucking figger that you are not the only place from whence said gif can emerge? marinate on dat for a minute

I wouldn't put Alexander in as a starting running back, but as a change-of-pace back I think he has the potential to be rewarding. You seriously don't think he's gonna score a few touchdowns this year?

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link

if you want to change the pace to glacial i guess you've got a point 4ks

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link

lots of rbs score "a few touchdowns" in a year

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:21 (sixteen years ago) link

hee hee

El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:22 (sixteen years ago) link

er yesterday. dude should retire and catch on w/ espn or something. he's 100 times more well-spoken than fucking emmit smith or something.

-- J0rdan S., Monday, October 22, 2007 12:24 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

i'd like to point out that i was otm in this thread

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Is Emmit coming back to ESPN? you have to admit he's so bad it's entertaining.

Bill Magill, Thursday, 24 April 2008 13:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Have fun flying solo, Bill!

David R., Thursday, 24 April 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

alexander is toast

omar little, Friday, 25 April 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/guess-which-player-is-brian-russell.html

lol

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link

lol yeah. fieldgulls has been documenting his awfulness all season long.

here's the OG screens i took of SA, btw:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2qm3gb8.png
http://i35.tinypic.com/awet6e.png
http://i33.tinypic.com/20033bb.png

cankles, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link

That does my heart good just to see those.
The day a pro-bowl NFL player comes out while they're still playing at their peak is gonna be some king shit joyousness for me.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...
two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7tq0Ri7ucY

omar little, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 08:51 (thirteen years ago) link

pfft hes obv never been involved with a dvda (double vaginal double anal) or hed b smooshin ery night

unholychunk 3 months ago

omar little, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 08:51 (thirteen years ago) link

possibly my new favorite youtube comment ever

get off my lawn (rockapads), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...
one year passes...

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