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Beast Mode could turn to Bust Mode if he doesn’t get into Team Mode.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

Seattle has all kinds of great seafood options, but selfish has never been on the menu for the Seahawks.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link

This was a smoking hot take. Firey hot. As are some of the comments where the posters dont know its satire.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

lol bill

call all destroyer, Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

god the stuff w/ the 12s

balls, Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

v v good

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

ray rice's press conference actually wasn't bad

k3vin k., Friday, 1 August 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link

hahaha this line from the grantland thing is the best

Richard Sherman, too. Earl Thomas. Kam Chancellor. Percy Harvin. The boys who made this work just want to work.

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 August 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

Earl Thomas also just got fucking paid in the offseason. As did Sherman Classic stuff.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 1 August 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link

I guess Dan Marino and Shannon Sharp got the cut on CBS' pregame setup. I guess Tony Gonzales is one of the replacements.

Dan Marino will probably just go home and count his money, but it might be interesting if he did some game work even some college games. If he wanted to stay in the announcing game, that's what he should do.

earlnash, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

I've heard Boomer Esiason on the radio more than a few times, I'm kind of surprised he hasn't done more TV play by play.

I think they need to mix it up a bit.

earlnash, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

Esiason suuuuuuucks

polyphonic, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

otm

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link

plus he shouts like he has a middle ear infection

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Boomer Esiason is one of the only NFL talking heads I like even less than Cris Collinsworth.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 4 August 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link

Six years, $115-mil for Andy Dalton????

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 4 August 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

kinda looks like the Kaepernick contract wherein the Bengals can easily dump him without too much of an issue

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 4 August 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

Deadspin certainly thinks so.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 4 August 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah judging on the numbers is ridiculous but judging it on the basis of 'bengals commit to dalton' seems fair. this isn't even a 'competent qb w/ some potential' situation like flacco. maybe it's something like the jets did w/ sanchez where it's a vote of confidence contract but it means virtually nothing.

balls, Monday, 4 August 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

had a flashback to mcnabbs lol http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG extension

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 August 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

o hai cat

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 August 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

Boomer Esiason is one of the only NFL talking heads I like even less than Cris Collinsworth.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, August 3, 2014 10:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

collinsworth is so bad. heard him for like 30 seconds last night and he was praising the giants bravery and dedication for overhauling their aging broken down oline. ok dude

johnny crunch, Monday, 4 August 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

I was doing quite a bit of driving and caught quite a few Monday night football broadcasts on the radio and I thought Esiason was more laid back on the radio working games. I liked him better. I think it's kind of hard not to come off like a douche on those Football opening shows. Most of that stuff is just blather and not a whole lot about x-o's.

I wish I could care but pre-season football is just brutally boring. It all goes on way, way too long.

earlnash, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link

he actually is pretty good on radio color, i'll give you that

polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link

i'm unjustifiably excited for preseason football this friday

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link

i know the phillies are bad, but jeez

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link

nfl network + garguantivo = i am setting a season pass to tape every preseason game. Figure i'll watch the first quarter of each and discard and be better (worse?) prepared for the fantasy draft


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