pigskinshistrionic revolutionary peoples
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
autochthons
beringia
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link
homunculi
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link
washington department of football
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
colonial other
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
small pox blankets
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link
hogs
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
Bullets
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
fatcats
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
reagans
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link
obamacare
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
syria
commie pinkos
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:39 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpfh764sY1qhccpao1_500.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 12 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 13 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
HATCAT WINS
right?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
i like the obamacares
― sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
yeah obamacares is a good contender in a strong field, but it looks like hatcat has it 4-3 over generals. that is a mandate if ever i saw one.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link
I honestly thought this poll was going to be five entries for hatcat
― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link
yea i know, i went stevan ridley on this shit
btw i am just gonna request 'hatcat' the word, as much as we all enjoy the jpg i think that would get almost TOO real at times. if anyone objects, let me know in the next 1 minute, thx
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link
come on now, "Generals" will forever be remembered as New Jersey's USFL franchise. (by me and maybe 23 other people anyway....)
― 574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:13 (ten years ago) link
just had a great discussion about this with a co-worker. he asked me if i had heard about "all this fuss" about the r******s name, and that he thought it was bogus. there's no reason for anyone to get offended, he can't understand why anyone would, and he doesn't consider the term slanderous or racist. then i asked him about who was leading the effort to change the name, and he said some native american groups were involved. uhh...
he also said
"there was a time when geronimo was on the u.s. nickel - it's an honor."
can't argue with that!
― Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
There's a Native American on a U.S. coin now! What the hell is his point?
― pplains, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
he is completely insane.
― Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link
i vote for Redskin Peanuts
― 574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
the washington white black red yellow polka dot skins no matter what i will still love you
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
how about the Washington Longpigs?
― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
the washington taxations without representations
― how's life, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
do people still call the wizards the bullets for nostalgia? would the NRA have protested that name change if they'd tried it in 2013? QUESTIONS
― Euler, Friday, 13 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
hatcat
― fresh (crüt), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
i sure do love the washington dc football club known as the washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG
― Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG
― sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
you know what team I am starting to appreciate, is the Washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG
― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4et4pLQ.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
lol
― sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 September 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
how can we make this happen in real life
― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
shd use the small one w the background blown out from a few years ago
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
good call on the hatcats
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 September 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
romo
tony romo
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
can we replace "tony romo" with a link to the video to "Ballerina Girl"
― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24027457
thanks bbc
Views of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG fans on forums"I have a feeling this touchiness over language is a passing phase in culture.""I have become convinced that, being in the crosshairs of the PC crowd, it's only a matter of time before the name changes. Hate it, but the issue is not going away - we deal with it every year and the voices get louder and louder.""I'm soooo tired of all the PC stuff. This country needs to pull on its big boy pants, and worry about real problems."
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 14 September 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link
Washington Benghazis
― how's life, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
washington tea party
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
i was thinking 'washington romanticized thieves and rapists' but i guess it is too close to tampa and oakland nicknames
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
thanksgiving http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG
― ¯\(乒_乓 )/¯ (am0n), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
http://home.centurytel.net/rshannon/logos/skins.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
rick reilly stands athwart history, yelling stop
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9689220/http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-name-change-not-easy-sounds
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
omg
I would rather them move to NFL Europe.
I'm aware the league doesn't exist anymore.
still want it to happen.
― Abe Kayfabe (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:25 (two years ago) link
The Washington Ombudsmen.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link
putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams
assuming that anyone can afford what they'll charge for licenses/tix
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:30 (two years ago) link
Yeah but traffic around dc is a real piece of cake, it’s always fun to drive
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:51 (two years ago) link
Yeah that’s nuts I95 south of DC is a parking lot even on weekends, although maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium.
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:45 (two years ago) link
The Washington Roadblocks
― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:51 (two years ago) link
maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium
won't happen unless snyder gets a cut that would make up for lost parking revenue. and people will still drive because they wanna tailgate
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 21:58 (two years ago) link
I have a feeling the Governor is just gonna shovel money to Snyder anyway might as well get a train station out of the deal.
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:08 (two years ago) link
The Washington Curiosity Slowdown
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:34 (two years ago) link
Lol at "create."
At minimum, it would exacerbate the existing ones.
Which could be - in the long term - a good thing. At this point I do not give a fuck. Make the whole enterprise utterly untenable. Teach the fan base an expensive and unpleasant lesson. Make it suck, for everyone forever. Maybe then people will rethink how it could be done differently.
― Doris Day and the Time (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:54 (two years ago) link
oh narrator voice where art thou
― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Monday, 23 May 2022 23:25 (two years ago) link
Do they really need a fxxxing new stadium?
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Sunday, 29 May 2022 05:54 (one year ago) link
Fish gotta swimBirds gotta flyBillionaires gotta swindleCancers gotta multiply
― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Sunday, 29 May 2022 05:59 (one year ago) link
this is a pretty remarkable report, produced by one of the NFL's partners no less, discussing how daniel snyder is one of the truly preeminent assholes in america
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34778123/washington-commanders-owner-dan-snyder-claims-dirt-nfl-owners-roger-goodell
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 October 2022 06:02 (one year ago) link
The whole thing is pretty curious considering how the whole Gruden thing happened and the leak that Sheffter was pretty much on speed dial with Allen and the league office as a mouthpiece. Add in the whole debacle in Mississippi with Favre and really the whole mafia line is probably not far from the truth.
NFL world is just a microcosm of the sleazy world of American corporate and political governance.
― earlnash, Saturday, 15 October 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link
American hero: steals from the poor to give to the richAmerican villain: kneels during some idiot song
― omar little, Saturday, 15 October 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
dan snyder seems nice
― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 October 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link
i doubt that any NFL owner has the moral standing to call for daniel snyder's ouster, but god knows jim irsay doesn't
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 05:22 (one year ago) link
https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10052990-commanders-fan-says-14k-check-from-5050-raffle-bounced-team-cites-bank-error.amp.html
This is literally a bit from the Will Ferrell movie Semi Pro
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link
LOL I remember that bit from the movie.
that and the mugs with Washington state emblazoned on them rather than DC = Washington is Spinal Tap atm
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:40 (one year ago) link
Haha I'll have to Google the mugs
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:50 (one year ago) link
"Don't worry Jackie, the beer company will pay for it."
"they're not even a sponsor, I just thought it sounded professional."
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link
i'm imagining Dan Snyder telling this guy to ask for the "big check department" at his bank
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link
haha that movie is the underrated of the ferrell era imo
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:02 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FctRmj0XEAUI67U?format=jpg&name=900x900
― earlnash, Friday, 21 October 2022 01:17 (one year ago) link
Hahaha amazing
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 22 October 2022 00:05 (one year ago) link
This was an interesting segment. I never knew about the whole thing with trying to get Papa John to go after Goodell thing. Kinda interesting considering what happened to him and considering Kraft got busted and was able to walk away from getting busted on camera at a rub and tug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99mvCytwf_8
Some sleazy mfers, that is for sure.
― earlnash, Sunday, 23 October 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link
The @Commanders unveil their new mascot 'Major Tuddy' 🐷 pic.twitter.com/HS0vYKIHJ3— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 1, 2023
― symsymsym, Monday, 2 January 2023 18:43 (one year ago) link
i like how the commanders are incorporating real war imagery like fiery explosions in their public relations. soon there will be orphans in the background, crying and holding the football
― Karl Malone, Monday, 2 January 2023 18:46 (one year ago) link
snyder planting landmines all over the field
― symsymsym, Monday, 2 January 2023 20:28 (one year ago) link
football men that i command, let me tell you - this is not a game. this is a war. this is not a playing field. this is a battlefield. we will fight to the death for every single yard, and we may not return home. we might die out there as heroes who will never be forgotten. they'll make statues of you, those of you who are willing to sacrifice, at least. we will take the fight to the enemy and punish them. then i will run for senate
― Karl Malone, Monday, 2 January 2023 20:35 (one year ago) link
you'd think a war pig would be a bit on the nose but no
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 06:15 (one year ago) link
🫡
After 24 years, 27 starting quarterbacks, and two playoff wins, the Dan Snyder era is mercifully over.
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 July 2023 01:18 (ten months ago) link
"Major Tuddy"? WTF?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 July 2023 01:21 (ten months ago) link
that's what she said
Digging deeper into Sam Howell’s debut in the new offensive system. “I think my comfortability showed tonight.”https://t.co/C5sMcpYpYS— Sam Fortier (@Sam4TR) August 12, 2023
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 03:44 (nine months ago) link