lol quesadilla cutler, i dont think i ever read these posts
okay...this has been driving me nuts, but does anyone else remember on draft day coverage..seeing a brief cutaway shot of cutler eating a quesadilla like a retard while his mom put a napkin on his knee? he looked like such a herb we were calling him quesadilla cutler all day...was def the first sign of trouble with him....no one else remembers it except me and my friend
― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:46 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
from the somethingawful forums:
Does anyone have a .gif of Jay Cutler eating those quesadillas on draft day?
from profootballtalk forums:
Sank_L.A. says:April 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I knew Cutler was a big bitch when I saw his Mom feeding him a quesadilla on draft day, and wiping his mouth with a wet nap.
i would KILL for a gif i swear it.
― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Monday, 29 April 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
this thread is #1 when googling for jay cutler quesadilla. that's some bullshit. whats the internet even good for
― adam, Monday, 29 April 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 April 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
i laughed at this
Honestly, an '80s party is probably the closest thing to his true habitat that Jay Cutler will ever find. Where else would a guy who is essentially a cross between Judd Nelson and Emilio Estevez's characters from The Breakfast Club be better suited spending his time?
from http://deadspin.com/who-wants-to-go-to-jay-cutlers-80s-themed-dance-party-646651085
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link
it is pretty amazing that this dude is almost certainly going to hit free agency. i feel like this is a huge opportunity for those teams that just seem perennially unable to develop a QB. cleveland might be the prime spot for him, with that top defense and the great targets at wr1 and te, but for some reason i don't think they do it. i think it'd be contrary to the current personnel philosophy. arizona and tenn have got to be all over him, maybe even tampa. those sides are a legit qb away from being real playoff teams. minn will probably be in for him too. st. louis are probably going to pick someone with that top 3 http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG pick (lol). cincy think that they have a qb, bills probably do too. i think the jets probably can't afford him but don't rule it out, you never know with them fucks.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
Arizona is most likely, imo, at least based on the post-Warner years. It's a qb last hurrah party around there.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
What a shame if the Bears let him go. Trestman + Cutler for the next 6 years could be really cool. If Trestman can make McCown look good who knows what he could do with Cutler.
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
it is pretty amazing that this dude is almost certainly going to hit free agency. i feel like this is a huge opportunity for those teams that just seem perennially unable to develop a QB.
like the bears before cutler :/
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
that of course is the other side of this. trestman and emery are placing huge bets on themselves (which btw is really absolutely the way to conduct yourself in their positions, tho rare). pay the money for cutler and you have 5 or 6 years of a very good qb, but then you can't spend that money elsewhere. they must believe that it is easier for them to find and develop a functional qb on the cheap than to restock a patchy roster on the cheap. i like trestman a lot off the back of this year and i hope that if they lay this bet it pays off for them.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
cutler really is at the perfect talent level where both decisions are defensible, personally i would rather not tie up that much $$$ in a dude who is not leet and never will be but there's a huge potential downside to letting him go.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
Theyve never had a legit QB since Luckman. Sign this guy or the curse will continue.
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 12 December 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
http://cantstopthebleeding.com/wordpress/img/2016/01/cutlerobit.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 February 2016 02:32 (eight years ago) link
:)
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 February 2016 11:41 (eight years ago) link
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17201639/seahawks-michael-bennett-patriots-martellus-bennett-vs-everyone
some good stuff here in general but
ONE NIGHT, WHILE we're eating dinner at a fancy hot dog place (if you're wondering whether the Bennetts made lewd jokes about the sausages -- what do you think?), I ask Michael, who's famously critical of the league's overpaid passers, what he thinks of Jay Cutler."Worst quarterback in the NFL," he says."I'd be open and he'd throw into double coverage," says Martellus, who spent the past three seasons as Cutler's teammate in Chicago.
"Worst quarterback in the NFL," he says.
"I'd be open and he'd throw into double coverage," says Martellus, who spent the past three seasons as Cutler's teammate in Chicago.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link
Cutler's response was pretty good.
Like the swallows at Capistrano, you can tell football season is getting close as people are starting to take pot shots at Jay Cutler.
― earlnash, Friday, 5 August 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link
what an innocent time it was, this thread is full of retroactive lols at my expense
fuckin wit the offseason in 09
― nomar, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link
culter in the booth! i am extremely hype for this. he's either going to be terrible or amazing, surely.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 May 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link
goodnight sweet prince
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 May 2017 17:28 (seven years ago) link
https://media.tenor.co/images/af777c7b7468456bfe56e8f1ce6be74c/tenor.gif
― nomar, Friday, 5 May 2017 17:39 (seven years ago) link
HE'S BACK, BABY!!!
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20267198/miami-dolphins-jay-cutler-agree-one-year-deal
― nomar, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link
http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thumb-17-1024x537.jpg
really stoked about this
― frogbs, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link
paraphrasing a deadspin comment but, the dolphins managed to sign a qb who doesn't care enough to avoid signing a qb who cares too much.
― nomar, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link
eh I'll defend them on that one. Cutler's worked with Gase in the past and IMO he's a better QB in that system than Kaepernick would be. the fact that Kaep doesn't have a job right now is still insane though.
― frogbs, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link
DAVIE, Fla. -- Quarterback Jay Cutler looked the "same" during his first day of practice with the Miami Dolphins, coach Adam Gase said Tuesday.
RIP dolphins
― nomar, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link
the Kaep situation is really gross but I agree with frogbs, this was a "break glass if in need of QB that knows Gase's system already and fast" move.
RAvens signing an arena league backup over Kaep has more eyebrow raising for me
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 August 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link
How you like me now?
― earlnash, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link
not much
given how dismal cutler has been all season, and how much better he was last night, you can credibly concoct a scenario where gase looked ahead to this season, brought cutler in, and planned everything around winning this one game. a game that miami always wins.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
JC has had a couple other good starts. Really, he has been about as good as ever has been overall which is mediocre/middling.
He is definitely not the basement.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link
"Jay Cutler is ahead of Kurt Warner, Joe Namath, Troy Aikman and Terry Bradshaw in TD passes. ... Cutler has supreme arm talent." —@RealSkipBayless pic.twitter.com/Tp9q8szv8B— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) December 12, 2017
― omar little, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
...Skip, no
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link
Cutler's a second-rate Favre who never really had the benefit of playing on a great team. for all the grief Chicagoans gave him I thought he had a lot of really good games w/ them.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler have been stuck in the Bahamas with her hairstylist for 22 days THREAD pic.twitter.com/z5dXQzjllX— claire (@clairecdowns) April 6, 2020
good thread
― na (NA), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
lol
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link
mildly disappointed they didn’t get stuck there
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:59 (four years ago) link
they kinda didhttps://www.eonline.com/news/1144978/kristin-cavallari-and-jay-cutler-divorce-after-10-years-together
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link
It really was just a matter of time, right?
― earlnash, Monday, 27 April 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/NBHGgsn.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 May 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait jay cutler & tomi lahren are dating?— Sarah Spain (@SarahSpain) September 3, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNT CAAAAAAAAREDO U?
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link
where's the damn quesadilla video
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link
ugh I guess 12 years ago I thought it was ok to use the r word, dumb asshole :/
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 December 2021 02:24 (two years ago) link