braylon, teach me how to dui-gie
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link
MARMA
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link
the marmite message
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
leaves a bitter taste
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
wtg beardo
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link
DET @ MIN : Lions. DAL @ HOU : TexansBUF @ NE : PatriotsCIN @ CAR : BengalsATL @ NO : SantsPIT @ TB : BuccaneersCLE @ BAL : RavensTEN @ NYG : TitansSF @ KC : ChiefsWAS @ STL : RedskinsPHI @ JAC : IgglesSD @ SEA : ChargersOAK @ ARI : RaidahsIND @ DEN : ColtsNYJ @ MIA : DolphinsGB @ CHI : Packers
9-7 last week, 15-17 overall
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
10-6 last week, 19-13 overall
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
12-4 last week, 20-12 overall
DET @ MIN : As scrappy as they've been, I can't see the lions beating a team that needs a win this desperately. VikingsDAL @ HOU : Stern looks between Romo and Jerry Jones forthcoming. TexansBUF @ NE : Still don't understand how they lost to the Jets. PatsCIN @ CAR : Bengals I guess? Haven't seen them this year but the panthers look pretty weak, soATL @ NO : Saints, but could be a surprisingly good shootout.PIT @ TB : I'm going to keep picking against Tampa Bay until they lose one. SteelersCLE @ BAL : Ravens if they can get Flacco out of the toiletTEN @ NYG : Is Vince freaking out again? tentative titansSF @ KC : ChiefsWAS @ STL : IndiansPHI @ JAC : Rotating QuarterbacksSD @ SEA : BoltsOAK @ ARI : Jesus christ, i think the raiders are gonna go over .500 this year IND @ DEN : Colts should start screwing down right about nowNYJ @ MIA : Fins seem pretty for real to meGB @ CHI : Packers
― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
DET @ MIN : VikingsDAL @ HOU : CowboyzBUF @ NE : PatsCIN @ CAR : BengalsATL @ NO : AtlantaPIT @ TB : Tampa Bay!CLE @ BAL : RavensTEN @ NYG : GigantesSF @ KC : 49ersWAS @ STL : RedskinPHI @ JAC : PhillieSD @ SEA : BoltsOAK @ ARI : OaklandIND @ DEN : ColtsNYJ @ MIA : JetsGB @ CHI : Packers
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link
zzz boring Raider talk: Raiders will go over .500 if Gradkowski does the cleanup like he did against the Rams, and McFadden stays healthy & runsrunsruns. If it's all Campbell all the time, I think we're hosed. And that's not so much against Campbell as O-Line being in a state of perpetual stink (same as it ever was)
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
RT@BearsTwit: Source is reporting to ESPN's Adam Schefter that Chargers WR Vincent Jackson has been traded to the Vikings.
― my balls and my nerds (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
12-4 last week, 20-11 overall
DET @ MIN : vikings i suppose though detroit was putting up a good fight against the eagles, and the vikings look a little old and confusedDAL @ HOU : texans' O is epic and the cowboys' D won't be able to stop them imoBUF @ NE : patriotsCIN @ CAR : bengalsATL @ NO : atlanta is better this year than last but still not up there with new orleansPIT @ TB : it'll be close but steelersCLE @ BAL : ravensTEN @ NYG : giants are gonna try to stop CJ and let the QB(s?) try to win it for tenn, which they will fail to do.SF @ KC : if the niners can keep the ball for more than 30 seconds at a time on offense, they should be alrightWAS @ STL : washPHI @ JAC : eaglesSD @ SEA : chargers gonna tear it upOAK @ ARI : raidersIND @ DEN : coltsNYJ @ MIA : i hope it's the dolphins but i'm picking the broncosGB @ CHI : BEARS!
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
xp it's not so much that the raiders are that much better (well they're somewhat better) as it is that they should be able to go 6-10 with their schedule without trying. And they appear to be trying!
― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
NYJ @ MIA: I hope it's the dolphins but i'm picking the broncos
i would happily trade 10 consecutive losses to the broncos for one win over the jets this week
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
lol wait
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
re: Jackson to Minnesota.
Dude hasn't played since January amirite? This is a deal that won't show any immediate improvement.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
However, by the time Sidney Rice gets healthy, Percy Harvin gets healthy, and someone replaces Brett Favre, the Vikes offense will be cookin'. So...2012?
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
By 2012 Jackson will probably be playing for a different team.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
and favre will be interred into permafrost
― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Favre will be driving his Wrangler van to a parking lot near you for free giveaways and prizes
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
he'll be tossing them out into the crowd where they'll be picked off by guys wearing levis
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
then he'll hail mary a pair through the front window of the Radio Shack & have to leave town
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
9-7 last week. 17-15 overallDET @ MIN : vikings are overdue for a win. despite gramps.DAL @ HOU : oh please please please TexansBUF @ NE : patriots by a lotCIN @ CAR : bengals, though not having moore at the helm might make carolina's D setp it upATL @ NO : Saints.PIT @ TB : The steelers defense really scares me.CLE @ BAL : ravensTEN @ NYG : TennSF @ KC : SFWAS @ STL : washPHI @ JAC : eaglesSD @ SEA : chargersOAK @ ARI : don't think the raiders will manage 2 in a row, so ArizonaIND @ DEN : coltsNYJ @ MIA : DolphinsGB @ CHI : Green Bay
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
braylon in "gotcha!" fail:
"Why was I stopped for tints when my driving didn't lead you to believe I was drunk driving?" Edwards said, according to the report of the arresting officer.
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah it's a stupid move if it's true....still hasn't happened i guess
― my balls and my nerds (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno, Jackson is pretty good. If they do it now he can start learning the playbook and be in better shape when his suspension ends.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
This is the route Favre finally took to camp this season. </dad>
― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
ESPN sez Vick starts this weekend. Also, Larry Johnson cut by Skins (ha!).
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
chris mortensen said that vick is the indefinite starter and the decision is not related to kolb's concussion
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
also lol at d'brickashaw ferguson & vernon gholston being in the car with braylon
they would've been better off had the car plunged into the east river after they dropped ferguson off
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh man, you guys. I just saw Josh McDaniels' press conference about Kenny McKinley's suicide and now I want to give every Bronco a hug. ;_;
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link
GB @ CHI : Against all good judgement, I'm picking Bears to go 3-0.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, September 21, 2010 5:09 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark
Dude no way. The Bears line can't protect Cutler at all, and Clay Matthews is a steroid monster right now.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Weirdness, thy name is Monday Night Football.
Close games are usually closer, upsets happen more often than usual, great players play poorly, poor players play greatly. So, while Green Bay should absolutely win this, I'm going with Chicago anyway. (I'm not putting a lot of confidence points on it, though.)
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link
one amazing thing about the bears so far is that Cutler has been so resolute and tough in the face of constant pressure. He's a SOB, but a tough SOB.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
he's made some incredible passes this year
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
highest qb rating in the league so far this year
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
8-8 last week, didn't pick for week 1, so 8-8 overall.
DET @ MIN : Vikings are lol, but Vikings get a win this week.DAL @ HOU : Texans.BUF @ NE : Pats.CIN @ CAR : Bengals.ATL @ NO : Saintz.PIT @ TB : Oh man what a trainwreck. Steelers.CLE @ BAL : Ravens.TEN @ NYG : Giants, I guess.WAS @ STL : Skins.PHI @ JAC : Vick gets the start, so Eagles.SD @ SEA : Chargers.OAK @ ARI : Raiders.IND @ DEN : Colts.NYJ @ MIA : Fins.GB @ CHI : Packers.
― Clay, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ffSLLUzLBw
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
the hester TD was an amazing pass & catch all around
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
For the Browns to have a receiver as fast as say J.Knox, is unfathomable to me.
― brownie, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link
can i justhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F31ELjaFkO4i mean this was the prettiest td i remember seeing
― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
umm how have we not talked about FLYING POLAMALU yet
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
wait for the second angle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DyzASDVpwU
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link
so sick
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
partly i wondered if revis faked his hammy pull so he could explain away getting sonned so badly.
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe he's just scared to play the dolphins this weekend.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Couple of things I have noticed...
Houston Texans have given up over 800 yards in passing in the first two weeks.
Talking heads are talking like the Bears don't have any 'real' receivers. Now going into last year, I could see this point, as they didn't have much experience. They put up some yards up last year, even if the interceptions killed them. Their wide outs are just flat out fast, even some of the backups like Bennett. I'd like to see them have a hands/possession receiver, but they pretty much have that with Forte and he has the ability to make a move after the catch. Olsen isn't bad either. That offensive line...err, I hope they can keep Cutler from getting killed.
Bears defense put some flat out knocks on the Cowboys last week.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Have you guys noticed that on the team pages for Yahoo (those of you who play in the fantasy leagues, anyway) they list salaries? I was just peeping the Raiders page and saw this: punter Shane Lechler makes $6,401,560 in 2010, while Jason Campbell, Bruce Gradkowski and Michael Bush don't even make that much combined. Punting is lucrative!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link
To be fair, Lechler may be most reliable player on team. "May"
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"We had multiple deals in place," said Neil Schwartz, Vincent Jackson's agent. "It is our understanding from (other general managers) that the Chargers were unreasonable. More than one general manager referred to A.J. as the 'Lord of No Rings.'"
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Really, it was a pretty good week of football. The 4pm games were pretty wacky yesterday, if on the ugly side.
Sunday and Monday night were both very good games.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Greg Olsen reminds me of Seann William Scott
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i can see that
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
something in the brow
Dude! You got a tattoo! So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say? "Sweet!" What about mine? "Dude!" What does mine say?
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
lovie smith always seems like such a nice dude
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
He's a model representative for charming southerners everywhere.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link
wow steve young just gave us a classic
THE TRUTH IS IN THE PUDDING
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't know about this ensemble aaron rodgers is sporting
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
He's wearing one of Reggie White's old jackets.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
man that has me thinking of like... a thriller set in a bakery, where the killer stabs to death a few employees but accidentally leaves behind an identifying artifact in a vat of pudding -- little did he know that one of his victims was not quite dead, and when the scene is discovered, the victim's last, dying words are "the truth... is in the pudding..."
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
The "villain on this week's Simon vs Simon" look.
― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
thank god espn is paying matt millen to relay the analysis of his daughter's roommate....
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, September 28, 2010 12:16 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
so many irl lols can't believe no one has made this movie yet
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I was watching this with my friends from Wisconsin, and a couple of friends who inexplicably enjoy the Bears, so I could not share it with you guys, but basically all I would have done was type out profanities in capital letters every time something good happened but was immediately negated because of a penalty. This happened many times tonight.
On the plus side, watching the NFL while eating BBQ and hanging out with four of your best dudes is a pretty solid way to make up for a 13+ hour day of surgery clerkship.
― C-L, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/beardirhorde.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link
so wait i had to go to bed after the fumble, what did mccarthy do exactly?
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link
the bears got it down to about the three yard line with maybe like 1:29 left and the pack had their one timeout & instead of letting them score a td the packers D keeps the bears out of the end zone until the clock gets to 8 seconds or whatever and robbie gould hits a glorified extra point
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah tbqh i was certain the pack was setting up to let someone just dive into the end zone.
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link
gotcha.
i was watching highlights at noon and am trying to figure out if the packers ever gave tauscher help on peppers? he obv could not handle julius on his own.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, that was embarrassing
― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
All the talk before the season about the Bears being unwise to spend all that money on Julius Peppers seems pretty foolish now.
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Aside from running back a punt and throwing a TD there's pretty much nothing Peppers didn't do on the field.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
double negative ahoy, oof
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
xp true but he'll still drive them crazy with semi-regular no-shows
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah if anything the peppers signing will blow up in their faces potentially down the line or over the course of a few years if he no-shows a bunch -- right now is v much the honeymoon period
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
it's always worth keeping an eye on someone who draws "hey look, he's actually playing hard!!" articles in the third game of the season
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
You guys would know more than I would since I only watched him every once in awhile on the Panthers, but it would not surprise me if one of the reasons he slacked a bit was because he was on a shitty team, a la Randy Moss. Before the Panthers fell apart he seemed like a total badass. Now he's playing on what seems like a good team, playing along with some guys he has to be accountable to and a coach maybe he respects a little more ... also, even his worst seasons in Carolina he was a disruptive force, and the Bears didn't really have that. If he draws double teams it will make it easier for Urlacher and Briggs to roam. I think he makes that defense a lot better.
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
the panthers have never been worse than 7-9 since he's been there, and had three seasons of 11+ wins. you might be right, but this is not a moss on the raiders thing.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
They were pretty dang bad last year, 7-9 notwithstanding.
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, and they were pretty damn good the year before--peppers' reputation did not suddenly appear last year.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Peppers was also kind of banged up for a couple of years in Carolina, which was part of the reason his production slid down a bit.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link