GENIUS AT WORK
― brownie, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
would love to see a Brit Sportnet in the US...cricket, darts, snooker, competitive vomiting, etc
― WmC, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://offseasondraft.championdata.com/afl_off_season_draft/offSeasonDraft/images/bnrSquad-0.jpg
― earlnash, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
lol is this actually 0-0
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Honestly I would just like ESPN Esoterica, devoted to random foreign sports. Like, there is apparently college football in Japan! I want to watch that, at least once.
xp Oh man do you think they have Fantasy Australian Rules Football?
― C-L, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
10 guys pizza
― brownie, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Holy shit someone may actually score in this game!
guess not xp to myself
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
welp 7 is too much for the browns right
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahaha of course the first TD is scored when the defense has 10 guys on the field. Why does this game exist?
― C-L, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
done and done
― brownie, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"xp Oh man do you think they have Fantasy Australian Rules Football?"
http://www.afl.com.au/tabid/15250/default.aspx
― earlnash, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
love ray rice
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"eric mangini...shakin' his head"
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
tirico: "eric mangini.. shaking his head"
― C MON MAN (daria-g), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Honestly I would just like ESPN Esoterica, devoted to random foreign sports.
I totally got into watching olympic handball in 2008, which was kind of a cross between dodgeball, basketball and soccer. Why the hell that isn't a huge commercial sport is beyond me.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
everything since the 1pm games ended -> smh
― C MON MAN (daria-g), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
*rolls eyes, goes back 2 studying*
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
so predictable
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
HA, check this out. I think the NBA needs this kind of press release.
Media release from the Australian Football League 4:21 PM Tue 10 November, 2009
THE AFL has welcomed Tuesday's statement by the Victorian Commission for Gambling Regulation (VCGR) about the integrity of AFL matches.
The VCGR said not only was it satisfied that sufficient measures are in place to safeguard the sport’s integrity but the AFL had exceeded the VCGR’s own benchmarks.
AFL General Manager Legal and Business Affairs, Andrew Dillon, said it was happy to assist the VCGR with its inquires after it wrote to the AFL in August seeking its views.
“The AFL welcomes the VCGR’s statement and its support for the range of measures we have implemented to safeguard the integrity of AFL matches,” he said.
“The AFL has worked diligently to strengthen our procedures that protect the integrity of the game and we want to assure all clubs, players and supporters that we will continue to do so.”
― earlnash, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link
(Steven Hauschka missed PAT)
this guy is trolling right?
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahaha I thought the AFL Draft Machine was for like the Mel Kiper Jr./Chad Ford of AFL. I guess it is sadder to have AFL Mel Kiper Jr. than to have Fantasy AFL, though.
Of course there is a blocked XP.
― C-L, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
this team
― brownie, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
X-POINT BLOCK WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT THE RAVENS
― brownie, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Guys, I started that kicker. I needed 2 points from him to win in fantasy. So far he's given me -3.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah but in anti-fantasy he prob has 1 million points (unless blocked XPs do not count as missed XPs).
― C-L, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah this is the final week of the hauschka experiment for me--i was like there's no way a kicker can be THIS bad, right?
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
w t f
― weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link
what a terrible offense
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link
My all-time standard for poor special teams was a freshman high school football game--admittedly, featuring a kid who probably had kicked for like four days in his entire life--where the punter struck the ball too high up, which made it sail directly over his head and out of the back of his own end zone. It was AMAZING.
― C-L, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't believe this offense
― brownie, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link
xp hahahaha that rules
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link
The AFL draft machine is even better, as you can pick a position, go for a skill than add in TALL and it wills show you who your club should draft.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link
THANK GOD
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
ONLY TWO TD'S DOWN
― brownie, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Jesus, hauschka. You SUCK
i know right! if he missed it i was gonna be behind again
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Average Gain Per Play 2.9
i can't even fathom how a group of "professionals" could end up with this result - it literally boggles the mind
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah.. a few min ago gruden and jaws gave up & basically said the reason the browns offense doesn't work is because nearly all the players are terrible
― C MON MAN (daria-g), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw a kid get kicked out of a JV football game for kicking a kid in the nads after he said they were "biting" him at the bottom of a pile. I was next to the coach when it happened, the ref came over and said to our coach, "Number 32 is ejected from the game, he kicked the boy in the groin." I swear I have chuckled about that scene for years.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm currently tied in my fantasy game (tho I have more points on my bench - tiebreaker). He needs to not miss any more kicks this game.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahaha Mike and Jaws are like "Forget it Gruden. It's the 2009 Cleveland Browns offense."
― C-L, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm glad all these youth football disaster stories are coming out for this browns game
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Sad thing is that Cleveland actually has the basis for a decent defense.
I'm wondering if some of these clubs are just trying too freaking hard on offense. Just set them up in an I and run a classic offense. If you don't have Brady or Manning, you don't have to try and set it up like you do.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
longtime browns dude here switching my allegiance to mordy's fantasy team
― weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
can they really be called screens if no one blocks?
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
to put that 2.9 number in perspective:
last year the lions lost to the saints 42-7 to go 0-15. they started dan orlovsky, who finished the game with a QB rating 24.7. and yet they still managed to average 4.6 yds per play.
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
bubble screens and quick screens were a good innovation for the nfl but the PENDULUM HAS SWUNG TOO FAR
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link
my team is america's fantasy team
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
you can't really run bubble/quick screens when your WRs are not quick and have zero potential to make a guy miss - you might as well just kneel the ball at that point
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link