on the fence about whether this actually good or not
seem to endure >5 immaculate no-look AI backheel through balls, a patently ridiculous penalty/red card and at least one serious injury every single fuckin match
also, a player with three years left on his deal saying "even though I want to leave you can still select me for the team if you want" and not being able to batter him
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
The PES demo blows the FIFA one out of the water. I'm sure I'll once again end up owning both at some point, but PES looks like where I'll start this year.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
think the thing in FIFA where two balls get on the pitch and you get to wait for someone to toepoke the second one out of play at a glacial pace before you take a throw-in might be the worst feature that's ever been intentionally coded into a video game ever
it's completely skippable but even so
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 22 November 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
Picked up PES. Best football AI I've ever seen. Not perfect, but they'll at least try to play.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 November 2014 03:21 (nine years ago) link
this this thread's drop in activity is the best sign that ILX has grown up to middle-age, dulled by adult responsibilities
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 24 November 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link
or a sign that these games have been str8 garbage for at least a couple years now. EZ has me wanting to try a demo again there at least.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 24 November 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
try the PES demo. It's not perfect or anything, but it's fun and the AI doesn't make you want to throw your controller across the room.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 24 November 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
Went PES this year; setting up the real teams is a ballache for the 30 minutes it takes, but it's much funner to move the ball around than in FIFA, with its beach ball passing and seemingly horrendously botched new set piece system
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link
friend is trying to drag me back in. i basically quit this shit entirely maybe 3 years ago when both pes and fifa were disgraceful. but were still getting great reviews of course. can we get some ethics in games journalism, please.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 October 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link
Why are these things a) so fucking hard to satisfactorily play? and b) so long-winded to even set up a match? Like in a world where the Fifa games are literally less user-friendly than Football Manager what is the fucking point?
― don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link
Plunged back into FIFA after a 5 year break - yep, its slow and grinding. I was tempted to go for PES but the lack of real names/clubs seemed too much of turn-off
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link