sexy golf 3 feat. lake balls
― cozen, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link
New studio Thrush Cream just doesn't have the same traction as Herpes Enclave. Fantasy MMORPG World of Sperm (& sequel World of Sper2) aren't even hitting 20 mil, the Bumming Puppy animal life games are our best sellers, but still only so-so (tho' one got game of the year). Some of it's bad luck with power cuts, but I think Fran Bloom has a lot to answer for. Totally unreliable. 'I worked really hard on that'. No you didn't. You're capable of 100+ scenario work; regular mid-30s hackwork is just lazy. Thank god for Mr X. He's a trooper.
Maybe I'll just become a mini-skirt trivia shovelware studio.
― portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link
whats up with mr. x and the king? do they level up hardcore or what? they always look like ass to me.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Mr X never gets huge numbers (300ish range), but he seems to be really reliable: the hackers with mad stats (some 900+ if you level them in everything) are a bit flaky, and knock out too many 'that'll do' efforts for proposals/sound/graphics to be really trustworthy. But apparently if trained in the right direction, they become more reliable? Might be true - Dexter seems to perform solidly as a sound eng, but Fran has screwed me over as a writer, designer and director before now (but her stats so good I don't dare sack her, even though I think the Chimp and Bear might be brilliant).
― portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
just cracked a 10-9-10-10 for my pirate mmo booty world 3. sup now.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
dude, if i paid you 2.4 mil you don't get to say "i don't know if i'll do well this time"in good news, the Toot Toot harbor motion franchise is in definite bloom
― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Im starting to enjoy this game less, mostly because my staff is being a bunch of cunts and I cant come up with funny titles anymore.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
it's definitely a game where you burn out quickly but those 10 or so hours where the game has its hooks in you are a magical blur of whimsy and profanity
― FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Exactly.
― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
somebody's angling for C+P quotation
― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
only in every post I make on this board
― FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I keep playing this on the train and I dont even know why anymore.
― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Thursday, 16 December 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ new board descript
― dayo, Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Really. Dutiful, flat & laboured swearing ('Pong Twat, I'll just call it Pong Twat'), being repeatedly let down by hackers and contractors, comfortable progression into 20-30 million sellers, 37/40 over and over. What am I aiming for? Nothing.
― portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link
('Pong Twat, I'll just call it Pong Twat')
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Exactly. I think I hit that stage about a day before I finally quit for good.
― hot lava hair (Z S), Thursday, 16 December 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Kairosoft's new game, wherein you manage a volcanic springs spa(onsen), is slightly more Japanese:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWh_I3eI2Kc
It appears that the CEO and exec asst from GDS have parlayed their millions from the "CuntFarter" and "Womb Maider" series into a new venture.
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Saturday, 18 December 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I wanna play that. :/
― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://toucharcade.com/2010/11/30/game-dev-story-2-coming-to-ios/
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 20 December 2010 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-01-04-game-dev-story-companion-out-in-japan
― JimD, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://toucharcade.com/2011/02/28/kairosoft-launches-hot-springs-story/
Neat game! Much more to unlock.
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 3 March 2011 08:25 (thirteen years ago) link
9pm: Hmm, I don't like this game as much as the other one.
...
2am: Uggggghhhhhhh fuck my liiiiife.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Haha
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Two new Kairosoft games are out on iPhone:
Grand Prix Story and Oh! Edo Towns. Bought them both immediately.
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
how is the school one? i've heard good things about it.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
ie: is it better than the spa one? bc i tried to get into that a few times unsuccessfully. the ui was a little too unfriendly
The spa one is my favorite. It took me a while to get into it but I love it.
Mega Mall is probably the one that is easiest to get into but it's also TOO easy.
The school one is harder than the the spa one, I'd argue.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
By "favorite" I mean second favorite. Game Dev #1.
are these all the same? do they change at all during the game or is it just like game dev's endless same same?
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 November 2011 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
Grand Prix Story actually has you watch your guys race around in the cars that you do the stat increases on. Other than that, same sorta dynamic. Different that Hot Springs or Academy, tho, and more like Game Dev, since you're working on improving a product over time that goes into competition, rather than laying out landscape tiles harmoniously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOsHzk7MbIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCeHGghkgbU
And here's their sim city:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unyhqwzXxps
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Thursday, 10 November 2011 06:11 (twelve years ago) link
Have quite a bit of fun with O Edo Towns, I must say. Moreso than grand Prix story.
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Sunday, 13 November 2011 07:42 (twelve years ago) link
grand prix is a buck atm, go get it
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link
Epic Astro Story finally out for iPhone. I like it. Graphics have a weird scaling thing, tho.
― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
what's the theme?
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
SPACE
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link
more like game dev / grand prix, or more like spas / stupid building games?
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link
You build shit, but there's not the heavy reliance on combos and co-location like the onsen/schooling ones. You bump up the stats and kit out your dudes to go hunt for monster/mob fights.
― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Thursday, 12 April 2012 06:47 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWRWXGhP8EQ
― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Thursday, 12 April 2012 07:40 (twelve years ago) link