Fuckr\ed u[ situation no. 1412: kissoing (pashing) an engaged womamn

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o fuck qwhat have i donr

jack and coke fucks u up

King Boy Pato, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah right

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

You meant "otherwise engaged", right?

The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Friday, 21 December 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, FUCK. I just woke up.

And it happened. This cynicism is all 4-4-2 for what it's worth.

OK, I'm the worst person on earth and I'm going back to sleep for three days.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 21 December 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

dont worry dude, your first kiss is always weird

max, Friday, 21 December 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

mmm forbidden donut

electricsound, Saturday, 22 December 2007 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

imagine how she must be feeling.

estela, Saturday, 22 December 2007 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Hungover AND embarrassed!!

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 22 December 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

haha i did this when i was 19 too.

gr8080, Saturday, 22 December 2007 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Who was he, gradski?

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 22 December 2007 06:15 (sixteen years ago) link

That poor, poor woman :(.

svend, Saturday, 22 December 2007 07:19 (sixteen years ago) link

kissing

Crêpe, Saturday, 22 December 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9683/121206twice7782m5nd1.jpg

libcrypt, Thursday, 3 January 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

bumped for making out w/ married girl on valentines day XD

gr8080, Friday, 15 February 2008 11:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Coug Boy Grado

gershy, Friday, 15 February 2008 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link

whatta dick

chaki, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

mega dik

jergïns, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

do u know the husband?

jergïns, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

how many children do they have?

binge, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

put a grenade in your mouth and spit out the pin

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

no it's cool it takes two to tango

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

not if she raped him

binge, Saturday, 16 February 2008 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link

^^

omar little, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link

knowing gradksi's taste in women i bet she did

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link

UPDATE: the engaged woman I maded out with has moved to Sydney, leaving the fiancee behind in Adelaide. I don't think it's because of that but I have been become somewhat infamous in my housemate's cirle of female friends and told not to kiss any of them. We'll see about that.

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.bradblog.com/Images/siren.gif

gr8080, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:56 (sixteen years ago) link

man i did this once. ruination is being a father figure to a hyperlexic autistic child and leaving them on death threat from a wack husband the girl hated. that would have been a straight life.

kissing is nasty, leave you chapped with worms

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://hidebehind.com/img/EA/EABD4E.gif

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (sixteen years ago) link

UPDATE: erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then...

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 17 February 2008 11:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Thanks, Louis.

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 17 February 2008 11:10 (sixteen years ago) link

uze sick

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link

it's like if u actually kiss a girl u got tu trust her

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link

american drunkyard

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link

eating 4 cancer

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:43 (sixteen years ago) link

uh

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

rip

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

ttyih

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"talk to you in hell"?

roxymuzak, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:53 (sixteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

two times you include hair

HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 December 2008 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

eating 4 cancer

Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 December 2008 09:20 (fifteen years ago) link

(pashing)

harbl, Monday, 8 December 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

american drunkyard

Animal Collector (The Reverend), Monday, 8 December 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

kissoing

'Mabus' from the hilarious Nostradamus prophecies (Batty), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

imagine how she must be feeling.

― estela, Friday, December 21, 2007 7:35 PM (11 months ago)

craig sager (eman), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

UPDATE: the engaged woman I maded out with has moved to Sydney, leaving the fiancee behind in Adelaide. I don't think it's because of that but I have been become somewhat infamous in my housemate's cirle of female friends and told not to kiss any of them. We'll see about that.

― King Boy Pato, Sunday, February 17, 2008 3:38 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

talk about the pashing

velko, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

pashing of the christ

Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Monday, 8 December 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

classic thread

deej, Monday, 8 December 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

kissing is nasty, leave you chapped with worms

― Arms, Sunday, February 17, 2008 4:49 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej, Monday, 8 December 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

maded out with

mookieproof, Monday, 8 December 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

american drunkyard

HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link

uze sick

you brought me home to this funky house (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link

bumped for making out w/ married girl on valentines day XD

I've had sex with two married girls... Though in both cases the marriage was effectively over, if still technically valid, so I don't feel like a big sinner.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd like to know what would make you feel like a sinner

goole, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

church

Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Adultery in front of a baby? ;)

a serviceable substitute for wit (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, what is the ethical stance on having sex with someone else's pregnant wife

country matters, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

i take back my statement

goole, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Though in both cases the marriage was effectively over

oh, the lies those finnish women playas tell a dood.....

darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i've had sex with three married girls

harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

ya but they weren't finns

darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

but their marriage was!!!

beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not impressed unless all 3 were at the same time.

Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

harbl r u a man named Harpal?

'Mabus' from the hilarious Nostradamus prophecies (Batty), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

yes

harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

nol @ not knowing not to do it with mothers while denouncing kissing

ἰῶτα (usic), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

nod out loud

beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

hey what do you know, max is on fire

Millennium Ducats (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

the only person i've ever heard say "pashing" out loud is kenneth chu

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 07:48 (fifteen years ago) link

only person i've ever heard saying "hi ned" out loud

o_O (ken c), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:02 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

american drunkyard

I get more stanton props than bruce willis (The Reverend), Sunday, 15 March 2009 07:32 (fifteen years ago) link

ttyih

fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 March 2009 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry i ruined our engagement and kissed a gay australian

wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 March 2009 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, you wish I was!!

Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 March 2009 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link

hi-qual first post imo

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 15 March 2009 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link

this entire thread is awesome

ridin down the yellow brick road in the yellow 6-4 (deej), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://i.pbase.com/u37/reverendtmac/upload/23797831.beeeer.jpg

^^^^ american drunkyard, if google recalls correctly

velko, Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

man you straights and your mongamy. lol.

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

mongrelmy

Dandy Don Draper (sic), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

can you imagine the engaged womamns' fiance furiously demanding to know who his rival is and then finding out.

estela, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

"Who was that caped man, anyway?"

i got nothin (deej), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

on a top secret challops mission in contraristan (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/zorro.jpg

L-R: engaged woman, Exteban Buttez

on a top secret challops mission in contraristan (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

eating 4 cancer

velko, Monday, 5 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

man i did this once. ruination is being a father figure to a hyperlexic autistic child and leaving them on death threat from a wack husband the girl hated. that would have been a straight life.

kissing is nasty, leave you chapped with worms

The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

i got a friendly kiss on the lips from a married girl a few hours after meeting her last weekend.

― gr8080

buzza, Friday, 27 August 2010 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link

^^knew that was coming

gr8080, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

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six months pass...

eating 4 cancer

ttyih boi (crüt), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

"talk to you in hell"?

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