o fuck qwhat have i donr
jack and coke fucks u up
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah right
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/151/FATLIARDVD~Big-Fat-Liar-Posters.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
You meant "otherwise engaged", right?
― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Friday, 21 December 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, FUCK. I just woke up.
And it happened. This cynicism is all 4-4-2 for what it's worth.
OK, I'm the worst person on earth and I'm going back to sleep for three days.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 21 December 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
dont worry dude, your first kiss is always weird
― max, Friday, 21 December 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
mmm forbidden donut
― electricsound, Saturday, 22 December 2007 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link
imagine how she must be feeling.
― estela, Saturday, 22 December 2007 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Hungover AND embarrassed!!
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 22 December 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i did this when i was 19 too.
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 December 2007 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Who was he, gradski?
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 22 December 2007 06:15 (sixteen years ago) link
That poor, poor woman :(.
― svend, Saturday, 22 December 2007 07:19 (sixteen years ago) link
kissing
― Crêpe, Saturday, 22 December 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9683/121206twice7782m5nd1.jpg
― libcrypt, Thursday, 3 January 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
bumped for making out w/ married girl on valentines day XD
― gr8080, Friday, 15 February 2008 11:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Coug Boy Grado
― gershy, Friday, 15 February 2008 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
whatta dick
― chaki, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
mega dik
― jergïns, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
do u know the husband?
how many children do they have?
― binge, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
put a grenade in your mouth and spit out the pin
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
no it's cool it takes two to tango
not if she raped him
― binge, Saturday, 16 February 2008 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link
^^
― omar little, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link
knowing gradksi's taste in women i bet she did
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link
UPDATE: the engaged woman I maded out with has moved to Sydney, leaving the fiancee behind in Adelaide. I don't think it's because of that but I have been become somewhat infamous in my housemate's cirle of female friends and told not to kiss any of them. We'll see about that.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.bradblog.com/Images/siren.gif
― gr8080, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:56 (sixteen years ago) link
man i did this once. ruination is being a father figure to a hyperlexic autistic child and leaving them on death threat from a wack husband the girl hated. that would have been a straight life.
kissing is nasty, leave you chapped with worms
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://hidebehind.com/img/EA/EABD4E.gif
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (sixteen years ago) link
UPDATE: erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then...
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 17 February 2008 11:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Thanks, Louis.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 17 February 2008 11:10 (sixteen years ago) link
uze sick
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link
it's like if u actually kiss a girl u got tu trust her
american drunkyard
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link
eating 4 cancer
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:43 (sixteen years ago) link
uh
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link
rip
ttyih
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:45 (sixteen years ago) link
"talk to you in hell"?
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:53 (sixteen years ago) link
two times you include hair
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 December 2008 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link
― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 December 2008 09:20 (fifteen years ago) link
(pashing)
― harbl, Monday, 8 December 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
― Animal Collector (The Reverend), Monday, 8 December 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link
kissoing
― 'Mabus' from the hilarious Nostradamus prophecies (Batty), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
― estela, Friday, December 21, 2007 7:35 PM (11 months ago)
― craig sager (eman), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, February 17, 2008 3:38 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link
talk about the pashing
― velko, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link
pashing of the christ
― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Monday, 8 December 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
classic thread
― deej, Monday, 8 December 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
― Arms, Sunday, February 17, 2008 4:49 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
maded out with
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 December 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link
― you brought me home to this funky house (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I've had sex with two married girls... Though in both cases the marriage was effectively over, if still technically valid, so I don't feel like a big sinner.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i'd like to know what would make you feel like a sinner
― goole, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link
church
― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Adultery in front of a baby? ;)
― a serviceable substitute for wit (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, what is the ethical stance on having sex with someone else's pregnant wife
― country matters, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i take back my statement
― goole, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Though in both cases the marriage was effectively over
oh, the lies those finnish women playas tell a dood.....
― darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
i've had sex with three married girls
― harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
ya but they weren't finns
― darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
but their marriage was!!!
― beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not impressed unless all 3 were at the same time.
― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
harbl r u a man named Harpal?
― 'Mabus' from the hilarious Nostradamus prophecies (Batty), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
yes
― harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
nol @ not knowing not to do it with mothers while denouncing kissing
― ἰῶτα (usic), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
nod out loud
― beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link
hey what do you know, max is on fire
― Millennium Ducats (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link
the only person i've ever heard say "pashing" out loud is kenneth chu
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 07:48 (fifteen years ago) link
only person i've ever heard saying "hi ned" out loud
― o_O (ken c), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:02 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link
― I get more stanton props than bruce willis (The Reverend), Sunday, 15 March 2009 07:32 (fifteen years ago) link
― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 March 2009 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry i ruined our engagement and kissed a gay australian
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 March 2009 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, you wish I was!!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 March 2009 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link
hi-qual first post imo
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 15 March 2009 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link
this entire thread is awesome
― ridin down the yellow brick road in the yellow 6-4 (deej), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i.pbase.com/u37/reverendtmac/upload/23797831.beeeer.jpg
^^^^ american drunkyard, if google recalls correctly
― velko, Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
man you straights and your mongamy. lol.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
mongrelmy
― Dandy Don Draper (sic), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link
can you imagine the engaged womamns' fiance furiously demanding to know who his rival is and then finding out.
― estela, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
"Who was that caped man, anyway?"
― i got nothin (deej), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― on a top secret challops mission in contraristan (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/zorro.jpg
L-R: engaged woman, Exteban Buttez
― on a top secret challops mission in contraristan (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
― velko, Monday, 5 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
― The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i got a friendly kiss on the lips from a married girl a few hours after meeting her last weekend.
― gr8080
― buzza, Friday, 27 August 2010 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link
^^knew that was coming
― gr8080, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://forums.govteen.com/boys-puberty/230257-ejaculation-pashing.html
― wakefield, eh? me too! hahahaha (buzza), Friday, 23 November 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
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