Have you ever seen a less cute burger?

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roxymuzak, Thursday, 27 September 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/big_burger_2.png

Although the lady is pretty cute.

roxymuzak, Thursday, 27 September 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

she cooked that burger and now she is going to eat that burger

sunny successor, Thursday, 27 September 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it.

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

That burger is just right for those that are BURGIN'!!

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

That chick is burgin', par example.

W4LTER, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

She is BURGIN'. HARD.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 28 September 2007 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link

aye that first burger looks so good.

Jordan Sargent, Friday, 28 September 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link

cute burger does not equal a good burger.

Jordan Sargent, Friday, 28 September 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.eyeforfilm.co.uk/images/stills/g/good_burger_1997_1.jpg

Jordan Sargent, Friday, 28 September 2007 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

cute burger does not equal a good burger.

otm, in fact i assume it is often the opposite

roxymuzak, Friday, 28 September 2007 07:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Some people up in this thread NEED an education in BURGIN' and The Mysteries of DAT BURG!!

King Boy Pato, Friday, 28 September 2007 08:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I certainly don't.

Nijoli and I once got 24 (cute, and cute-sized) burgers and set about eating them in bed. We each ate about 10. In the morning, she woke me up and I inquired after the remaining four burgers.

"I ate them for breakfast," was her immortal reply.

roxymuzak, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

whoa

you and nijoli are QUEENS OF BURGIN'

(nijoli especially)

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 29 September 2007 06:09 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah haha

roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 September 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

cheese-burger.net, lol internet

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

What's with ILX and pictures of food, by the way?
I see it here CONSTANTLY.
I love you guys.

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ha ha ha ha ha!

is this a joke?

ni jo leeeeeee, Friday, 9 May 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Those ain't burgers. They're pus-oozing petri blobs of bacteria.

libcrypt, Saturday, 10 May 2008 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

mmm bacteria

rrrobyn, Saturday, 10 May 2008 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link

had to be said

rrrobyn, Saturday, 10 May 2008 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link

the one on the right is a representation of prehistoric earth

latebloomer, Saturday, 10 May 2008 06:49 (fifteen years ago) link

s ohungry

electricsound, Saturday, 10 May 2008 06:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i meant left

latebloomer, Saturday, 10 May 2008 07:01 (fifteen years ago) link

whew

roxymuzak, Sunday, 11 May 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ lb bringin the pangea

fuck the grease-haters, i had a double quarter pounder w/ cheese last night that was fucking spilling that stuff & it was worth all $4.25

deeznuts, Sunday, 11 May 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

You guys should have seen this country fried steak sandwich I had yesterday. It was called the "Three-napkin Southern Dip" and it was redonkulous. I gave the bun back.

Holy shit, I just noticed that pangea burger bacteria balls are on doughnut buns!

Kerm, Sunday, 11 May 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, disgusting!!

would still try probably

roxymuzak, Sunday, 11 May 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

gross

gr8080, Sunday, 11 May 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKQtcirM26M

roxymuzak, Sunday, 22 June 2008 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.fun-tastic.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tasty_hamburger_bed.jpg

would sleep in, tbh. but with the dude removed

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 November 2009 08:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.kendrickdisch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/20090516-_mg_4499.jpg

I want to try this though. Elvis burger w/peanut butter+banana+bacon

umadeus grozart (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

would eat tbh

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 November 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

somebody mentioned this on late nite with david letterman
http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20081013-doublebaconfatty.jpg

flames are all i see (jdchurchill), Friday, 6 November 2009 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

would eat a slice

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 7 November 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I tried the elvis burger last week btw!!!

livinginthesunlightlovinginthemoonlighthavingawonderfultime (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 25 December 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

AND????

ian, Friday, 25 December 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

it was good! I prefer a regular hamburger/cheeseburger though. Three diff kinds of protein/fat jammed on one bun is brilliant though.

livinginthesunlightlovinginthemoonlighthavingawonderfultime (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 25 December 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i gotta try it. might skip the banana tho?

ian, Friday, 25 December 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah by the end I was picking the bananas off

livinginthesunlightlovinginthemoonlighthavingawonderfultime (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 25 December 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/fuo/1617281079.html

MC Short Shorts (Nijoli), Friday, 26 February 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

serious LOLs at "would be great for children's church, cafe, restaurant or anywhere somebody might like a giant cheeseburger"

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 February 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

#1 GIS for heroin burger, for some reason.

arby's, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

lmao @ texas burgs

(b)clam(/b) (crüt), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/b946e79a.jpg

I just ordered this, will report and maybe liveblog

dayo, Saturday, 22 January 2011 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/f6b85913.jpg

dayo, Saturday, 22 January 2011 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/45824db9.jpg

that was weird. I'm not sure what just happened. I want to go home.

dayo, Saturday, 22 January 2011 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll bet those sweet potato fries were great tho

WASPerger syndrome (crüt), Saturday, 22 January 2011 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

$35???

chev rivera (stevie), Saturday, 22 January 2011 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh -- that burger is pretty cute!

dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

That kind of looks tasty, why was it weird? Ps yeah WTF at the price! Is hk $ rly devalued or?

Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"and assigned drink" sounds pretty fascist

sex cells (S-), Sunday, 23 January 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess shrimp are expensive! the sauce was weird, it was like tartar sauce + thai sweet chili chicken sauce. and they left the tails in the shrimp. I would eat it again though.

for the combo set of shrimp burger + sweet potato fries + assigned drink, 59 Hong Kong dollars = 7.65318715 Australian dollars

dayo, Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

+ e coli + indignity

nakhchivan, Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

this burger was fecally contaminated?

dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 January 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

what drink was assigned to you?

electricsound, Sunday, 23 January 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

orange drink iirc

dayo, Sunday, 23 January 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

59 Hong Kong dollars = 7.65318715 Australian dollars

OH. Shit thats way CHEAPER than here, ha.

Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Sunday, 23 January 2011 08:59 (thirteen years ago) link

How much do you usually pay for a shrimp burger, Trayce?

sex cells (S-), Friday, 4 February 2011 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link

have you ever seen a less sensible burger
http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20110131-modernist-cuisine-burger.jpg
"Crimini mushroom ketchup with honey, horseradish, fish sauce, ginger, and allspice"

№ (chocolate moose), Friday, 4 February 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

^would eat

i plan on getting a $19 burger for my birthday tomorrow

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

it is a pretentious burger but i would eat it

"hamburger glaze"

dark link (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently takes 30 hours to prepare

№ (chocolate moose), Friday, 4 February 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

how did they make it float like that :>

dayo, Saturday, 5 February 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

certain things are possible for people who were with microsoft from 1986 to like 2000 i.e. lolbillionairees

№ (chocolate moose), Saturday, 5 February 2011 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link

ahahahahaa

Jack Lemmon (crüt), Saturday, 12 February 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

my roommate left a pack of frozen burger patties in the fridge a couple months ago & forgot they were his & so never finished them, now they are covered in like, a skin-thick layer of freezer burn, which you can actually peel off in nearly one piece & just fry the patty within

flopson, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i think you've seen the least cute burger possible

☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

ate it, too haha

grandfather in the tub burger

flopson, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i want to have something like this at my wedding

☠ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i will make it for you, roxy!

Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/uN959.jpg

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link


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