NOG POLL

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
NOT TO BE USED AS INFANT NOG	8
TO BE USED AS INFANT NOG	6

― very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I wonder if that was some poor bored in-house copywriter/editor/proofreader screwing around

― burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck it, go ahead. what's the worst that could happen?

― goole, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

DEATH

― very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

(this claim has not been verified)

― very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

straight noggin' it

― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

SNOG POLE

― ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Ta Chiu? I didn't know about that one. Sounds like you need a tissue.

― ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i've always wanted to give honey to an infant in spite of the warning on the back label. good idea? it seems like something babies would like

― harbl, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes it is OK but please be sure to microwave it first. Infants don't like honey unless it's piping hot.

― ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

nog has to be good for infants because nog is short for noggin and noggin is for kids and infants are short for kids. do you see?

― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:15 (fifteen years ago) link

this probably means that someone, or even multiple people, have actually tried to use cartoned egg nog as infant formula.

― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Isn't the world full of wondrous variety?

― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link

That's not egg nog. Just "nog". The warning may be because people give their infants soymilk.

― ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

NOT CONVINCED

― very quotatious (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link

noggin noggin noggin we ain't slept in weeks

― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i am dying over infant nog

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 06:43 (fifteen years ago) link

http://holamun2.com/files/images/attachments/2006/12/thanoggfather.jpg

― craig sager (eman), Friday, 12 December 2008 06:44 (fifteen years ago) link

eman, this is why i hired you

― Storm the Studio Line from Loreal (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 12 December 2008 06:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i am drinking rice nog!

it is like egg nog and soy nog but less viscous.

― very quotatious (tehresa), Saturday, 13 December 2008 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

let's talk some more about nog.

― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link

loving it, drank a little bit last night

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 22 December 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

WIMPS!!!!

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:06 (fifteen years ago) link

it is a shop

― choom gang gang dance (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:08 (fifteen years ago) link

liar. i have seen it irl.

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link

lmfao @ tha noggfather

― hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:10 (fifteen years ago) link

im fuckin dying thank u amon

― hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i am checking my silk nog in the fridge tehresa, i better not be getting up for nothing

― choom gang gang dance (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:11 (fifteen years ago) link

and?

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:17 (fifteen years ago) link

not there. it is a shop.

― choom gang gang dance (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i have seen it, i swear. you lie.

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link

or i just looked "gullible" up in the dictionary and you win

― choom gang gang dance (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Last like of their schpeil and the very existence of soya based nog makes me want to join up with bill o'reilly and his war on war on christmas.

― Ed, Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:31 (fifteen years ago) link

rice nog was pretty tite

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link

there is no booze in that list of ingredients, at least not above salt and if there is more salt than booze in your nog it is a very sorry nog.

― Ed, Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Noglitist!

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link

i drank so much nog

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 25 December 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://www.mun2.tv/files/images/attachments/2006/12/thanoggfather.jpg

this is the funniest fucking thing ever to me

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

noooooooooo RIP thanoggfather.jpg

i'm heartbroken

― young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Friday, 7 September 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

;___________________;

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 September 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://us5.memecdn.com/The-Noggfather_o_46549.jpg

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

THANK U ROX

― young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

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