― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:48 (2 years ago) Permalink
are the sort of think sober people drive around at 6AM prank-calling radio stations requesting (Do you have their new album "Cocktail Bar"?)
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:49 (2 years ago) Permalink
This is a classy thread.
I'm the type of person that prank calls people at random and asks "is your fridge is running? It is? Then you better go and run after it then!"
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:54 (2 years ago) Permalink
He also called this cab company asking for a pickup at "sheeting deek-neeple avenyou" and after repeating it like 3 times, the guy on the other line yelled something among the lines of YOUR MOTHER SUCKS MY COCK YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. classic.
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:56 (2 years ago) Permalink
the overwhelming absurdity of the shitting dick nipples is not to be taken lightly. it can be especially laughter-fit inducing amongst 18-25 year olds. those who find themselves at diners in New Jersey at 4 in the morning are especially at risk.
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:59 (2 years ago) Permalink
I've only seen New Jersey through a Greyhound bus window and I intend to keep it that way, especially after this new knowledge.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 5 August 2007 11:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
WAU.
The shitting dick at right is actually jizzzing dick though.
― Drooone, Sunday, 5 August 2007 23:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
yes, is true.
more examples can be seen at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Shitting_dick_nipples
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 23:46 (2 years ago) Permalink
Very Good.
― Drooone, Monday, 6 August 2007 00:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
it can be especially laughter-fit inducing amongst <strike>18-25</strike>12-15 year olds.
― tehresa, Monday, 6 August 2007 03:13 (2 years ago) Permalink
i always forget to convert to bbcode. pwnd.
tehresa, you might have FAILED THE SPELLING BEE but you have PASSED THE 1P3PSI CHALLENGE!!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 6 August 2007 06:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
a rather dark period in the history of this board
― gershy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
fuck you no way. I was so happy to see it bumped up to the top.
― Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
stevie d's moment
xpost
― karachi handshake, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's cool, stevie, we're all about luv on this board
― gershy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
penis/shit/nip/nip love
― karachi handshake, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Bad.
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
It appears she's a sportscaster, and I think the dicknipps are the color commentators. (The left one took the term too literally: "I show you: Brrrooowwwwnnnn!")
― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
Pictures like this make me think far fewer Japanese baby boys get circumcised than boys born in American hospitals.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
America loves it's foreskin-knifin'
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think it is a shame and a waste.
― Abbott, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
ehh who cares, just skin
― latebloomer, Thursday, 29 November 2007 04:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 29 November 2007 05:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
^lack of the 'skin.
― W4LTER, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
The first thing I noticed about that was "ew! Black tights!"
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
JW's "contribution" lacks the class of Stevie D's.
I'm proud to have introduced Stevie D to 1p3, btw. One of things I never get thanked for!!
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 29 November 2007 09:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
― karachi handshake
― velko, Monday, 27 October 2008 05:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
RTS SPOR
― (unregistered) (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
<3
― wilter, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
happy anniversary!
― velko, Thursday, 6 August 2009 02:59 (3 months ago) Permalink
― （ ´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:09 (3 months ago) Permalink
WHY DID I FUCKING CLICK ON THIS THREAD? I KNEW WHAT I WAS IN FOR. GAH!!!!!
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:10 (3 months ago) Permalink
the first pic isn't even the worst one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:12 (3 months ago) Permalink
last one would make an A+ t-shirt
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:20 (3 months ago) Permalink
oh my god.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:25 (2 months ago) Permalink
I have been trying to figure out what the Japanese name for those drawings of women with multiple, really exaggeratedly large boobs is. Like, they'll have multiple boobs and multiple nipples and probably cows' ears or something. I saw a few pictures a few years ago and now it's like they don't exist (I'm all like, what, no meme?). That "Nipplicious Dick Goddess" is ridiculous. It's hilarious that people have made some kind of live action version of the picture in the original post or whatever it's a variation of.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:29 (2 months ago) Permalink