IN PRAISE OF KRYSTAL

4. Go East on Cantrell Rd (Hwy 10)
Drive 1.2 mile(s) ~ 2 minute(s)

5. Go East on La Harpe Blvd (Hwy 10)
Drive 0.9 mile(s) ~ 1 minute(s)

6. Go South on S Cumberland St (Hwy 10)
Drive 0.1 mile(s) ~ 1 minute

7. Go East on I 30 Acc Rd (Hwy 10)
Drive 0.4 mile(s) ~ 1 minute

8. Take ramp and go North on I 30 (Us 65)
Drive 2.0 mile(s) ~ 2 minute(s)

9. Go North East on Us Hwy 67 (Us 167)
Drive 0.4 mile(s) ~ 1 minute

10. Go East on I 40 (Us 67)
Drive 119.5 mile(s) ~ 1 hour(s) 50 minute(s)

11. Take ramp and go East on W Service Rd
Drive 0.9 mile(s) ~ 1 minute(s)

12. Go South East on Un-named Street
Drive 0.2 mile(s) ~ 1 minute

13. Go South on N Missouri St (Hwy 77)
Drive 0.1 mile(s) ~ 1 minute
Arrive at end

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IN TWO MINUTES:

1st-Pat "Deep Dish" Bertoletti (48)
2nd-Arturo "The Natural" Rios (35)
3rd-Juris "Doctor Big Time"Shibayama (34)
4th-Larry "The Legend" McNeil (28)
5th-Paul Egger (24)
6th-William "Wild Bill" Myers (23)
7th-Steve "The Nos" Spinosa (22)
7th-Jeff Hicks (22)
7th-David Kousky (22)
10th-Chris Tarpy (20)
10th-Anthony Mora (20)
12th-Charles Eaton (17)
13th-Brad Chambers (15)
13th-Paul Sakelarides (15)

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I'm not gonna complain about this one, when I got yellowcarded on noise bored it was accompanied by Japanther (tentative). Besides, it is worth it, I am confident that one day the Krystal infidels will one day eat the sweet steamy White Castle beef jihad and I will be rewarded in heaven with 74 virgin ketchup packets.

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offical Krystal pinup calendar:

http://www.krystalchiks.com/

SOON AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL KRYSTAL

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I am so gonna get one, lol.

how are we not FEATURED in it??!?

i know!!!!!

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Come thee hither, Krystal Carrington
Partake of my milf and cougies OOPS I MEAN MILK AND COOKIES.

We hit Krystal on Union Ave in Memphis this week. My mother-in-law made friends with a man in the parking lot who had a dingo-chow dog on a leash.

The serve-yourself coffee pot was a bit ridiculous.

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PP, it is not about the coffee pot!!!

I went on a date the other day and the guy was talking about how he would never eat fast food again and I was like "not even a Krystal" and he said no, and I was like "not even one Krystal, ever again?" and he was like "I know. The perfect food."

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No, it was about the tray full of cheeseburgers in front of me. The coffee pot was merely a distraction.

i am still o_O about "the perfect food". i guess i am in love

With the guy or with Krystal burgers?

krystals are my first love! would love to experience the combo though

(and i don't mean #11)

in my inbox this afternoon:

subj: A SPECIAL VALENTINE GIFT FROM KRYSTAL

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A sackful with fries AND a milkquake??? TS: upping the stakes or trying to kill us

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^^^WITH cheese

I don't think we have this in Cali. I thought this thread was about meth, which would explain to me a lot of what happens on this board.

I thought this thread was about meth

!!

also:

http://gusline.net/pets_page/pets_page_images/pop_tart/pop_tart_krystal.jpg

Founded October 24, 1932, in Chattanooga, in the first years of the Great Depression, entrepreneur Rody Davenport Jr. and partner J. Glenn Sherrill theorized that even in a severe economic upheaval, "People would patronize a restaurant that was kept spotlessly clean, where they could get a good meal with courteous service at the lowest possible price."

OTM, but not really applicable.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Krystal-vs-whitecastle-locations-map.png

LOL at Krystal vs. White Castle Mason-Dixon line. (Green states have both.)

news: a krsytal chik has more calories than a regular krystal

Pennsylvania doesn't have White Castle? Nor Boston?

I once saw a Krystal and a White Castle just down the street from each other in Nashville. I was very confused.

Oh, and there are now two Krystals in Arkansas now, both more than two hours away from me. And I live in the most populous (and Krystal hungry) part of the state!

They keep hinting a possible third location in Little Rock. Its a dream that keeps us going.

It will probably be put out in scenic west Little Rock. :-(

is krystal as gross as white castle?

Without the onions, but yeah.

I assume that by "gross", you mean "delicious."

yah sure gross/delicious whatevers

a friend of a friend got shot by a homeless man in a white castle then later the homeless man sued him

blood on his burgers?

Shit!!!

I once saw a Krystal and a White Castle just down the street from each other in Nashville.

personally, I think this speaks volumes.
also, I would love to win a family vaction to Chattanooga!

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(NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- In foreground, KRYSTAL employees. Background shows WHITE CASTLE employees. --- (c) 1996, The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

what the

My pic's not showing. It was great.

ts: "krystals" or "krystal burgers"

krystalburgers

we just call them krystals

kris-'stȯls

sometimes we pronounce is "kroostuls", as if the u had an umlaut

*it

nicka is such a yankee

The Beastie Boys are living a lie!

hahaahha...i LOLED

i wonder if what you see is what you get?????

KRYSTALS WITH SRIRACHA GUYS

ok

so

they now put pictures of chili cheese fries on large cups

this is gross, because it makes ppl think you are drinking chili cheese fries with a straw

All this time I thought Krystal was some kind ov booze, like champagne or some shiz.

Ha! You have Krystal confused with Cristal! V. common.

Ah! I see now.

trayce dont you have Krystal car washes in Mellers? Thats what I always think of when I first see this thread title and ive actually eaten at Krystal.

so last night me and and what ate krystals with caviar

pics or it didn't happen

krystal OWNES

a pic of the krystals + caviar is extant, but as you know and what is not photographed

i just want to see the krystal and caviar, no worries & n/h

will up

no worries & n/h

lol

haw!

my roommate wanted a crave case for superbowl but they'd run out of the cases so instead had a sackful of sliders. lol.

bumped to see what crutis thinks of krystal

As expected, Pat Bertoletti pulled out a victory, but Arturo Rios was close behind in his Krystal debut. Juris Shibayama showed that his performance in Nashville wasn't a fluke, and that he could be a force to be reckoned with in the very near future.

IN TWO MINUTES:

1st-Pat "Deep Dish" Bertoletti (48)
2nd-Arturo "The Natural" Rios (35)
3rd-Juris "Doctor Big Time"Shibayama (34)
4th-Larry "The Legend" McNeil (28)
5th-Paul Egger (24)
6th-William "Wild Bill" Myers (23)
7th-Steve "The Nos" Spinosa (22)
7th-Jeff Hicks (22)
7th-David Kousky (22)
10th-Chris Tarpy (20)
10th-Anthony Mora (20)
12th-Charles Eaton (17)
13th-Brad Chambers (15)
13th-Paul Sakelarides (15)

― nijoli (nijoli), Saturday, September 23, 2006 1:14 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that makes me proud to be from knoxville.

― nijoli (nijoli), Saturday, September 23, 2006 1:15 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've got to meet pat

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, September 23, 2006 1:46 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

Did you?

nope

:-(

BTW, what an annoying font for the menu on their site! R & A look very much alike (THE FRMOUS KAYSTAL BUAGUA)

or i should say, not YET

xpost

(BUAGEA obv) (killed my own joek, dammit)

Also, not fair that these fine establishments aren't available to furners :-(

what crutis thinks of krystal

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<3

the distance between me and a sackful is gonna be like 0 inches tonight

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^^^evocation of sackful

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 7:38 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

^^^ this is awesome btw and making me hungry for even tinier burgers!!!!

man i have been eating really healthy the past couple to avoid fallout from egg nog and cheeseburger diet encouraged by my BF. i do not want to gain any weight. i haven't yet, but a krystal would put me over the top surely

used to live a mere 5 miles from a Krystal and never did try it

feel kinda bad about that tbh

if I could turn back time by cher and shit

Krystal Carrington??

http://www.scorpiofiles.com/dynasty/linda/evans17.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 12:35 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

linda evans is like a massive robot from a totally different galaxy im~h~o

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eggnog milkquake is back

god I don't eat meat but I am having pavlovian mouthwatering thinking about krystal cheeseburgers

theyre what broke me from veganism after 5 years tbh

damn i should've had one of y'all take me there when i was kickin it down south

i like their assortment of pups

I always got excited when my mom didn't feel like cooking cuz that = krystal trip

I've never even heard of Krystal before.

Oh man Roxy - I need your mailing address. I have something to send you tomorrow.

Also - eggnog milkshake?! One of you overnight one to Boston, k? Thanking you.

i need yours too e but im starting a thread about it

lol that came out wrong