― Heather Nijoli Ravioli (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 11:59 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 15:27 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 20:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
― amon (eman), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 22:59 (4 years ago) Permalink
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― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 08:04 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:09 (4 years ago) Permalink
― nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:09 (4 years ago) Permalink
he, he
― amon (eman), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:44 (4 years ago) Permalink
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― Lingbertt, Friday, 30 September 2005 07:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
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― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 October 2005 16:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 October 2005 16:51 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 October 2005 16:53 (4 years ago) Permalink
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― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 October 2005 00:19 (4 years ago) Permalink
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― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 October 2005 02:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:59 (4 years ago) Permalink
wtf?!
― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 22 October 2005 20:37 (4 years ago) Permalink
Before reading my proposal, please note that what we are going into is very serious and its of genuine intention. This transaction is about cash, and it's in the amountof Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (USD$10 500.000.00). I Iimplore you to excuse me of any embarrassment this letter might cause you, aswe have not met before.
My name is Sandra TANKO from Sierra Leone. Before l didn't have any problem, until l lost my father two years ago. He was a big time diamond dealer, his business was flourishing until the United Nation placed embargo on diamonds from West Africa.
When the embargo was enforced, my father started having problems with bank transactions in respect of making deposits and receiving payments for diamondspurchased by his customers. Because of the problem he started storing cash in thehouse.
One morning, he left as usual with his men to the diamond mining area of Sierra Leone. While there,they were attacked by rebels; during the attack, my father was shot. He did not die, he was rushed to the hospital where the bullets were removed. My dad returned home after a few days feeling well and okay.
But two months later, my father became sick. His situation deteriorated so much that he couldn't carry on with his work anymore. One day,he told me to prepare myself that we have to travel to Europe, that he has to deposit the money (USD$10.500.000.00) in a Security Company in Europe for safe keeping. We then arranged for a quick travel.
The money was arranged in a trunk box and shipped to Europe by diplomatic means.
At the Security Company in Europe, my father deposited the trunk box as a bonded shipment and he declared it as family treasures. My father made me the beneficiaryof the deposit.
Not too long we returned from Europe, my father died. After the burial rights, my late father's brothers came to the house accusing my mother of masterminding my father's death in order to inherit his wealth.With this accusation, they drove my mother I and my brother away from the house. They did not allow us take anything out of the house. We then went to my mother's family house to live there.
My mother went through every day in sorrow, little did we know that she could take her own life. We returned to the house one day to meet her on theground dead; she committed suicide. It was really painful. After this period, things became very difficult for us, and with the on going war, we had to travel to Rep. of TOGO as refugees. We have since been in TOGO on refugee status.
I am writing you to please see how possible it is for you to assist claim the box from the security company in Europe. We really have to get out of this financial crises. I and my brother needs the money to live a better life. If you would help us, please contact us send me a mail.I will send you every prove of this deposit when I hear from you.
Thank you and God bless.
Miss Sandra TANKO.sandratanko1@yahoo.com
― SANDRA TANKO, Monday, 12 December 2005 12:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
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― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Vintage Latin (dog latin), Sunday, 12 February 2006 03:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
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you have elevated the game.
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 00:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 05:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
― rxreed (rxreed), Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 May 2006 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
no, that is not my torso
― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:38 (4 months ago) Permalink
yes, i would totally get dat tat
― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:39 (4 months ago) Permalink
that dude already probably has sex with his shirt on
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 22 June 2009 03:44 (4 months ago) Permalink
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:55 (4 months ago) Permalink
lol!
― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:57 (4 months ago) Permalink
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:58 (4 months ago) Permalink
What's going through your mind as you pay a man to tattoo a photorealistic ET on your forearm?
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:59 (4 months ago) Permalink
I don't know but I kind of love whomever has that tattoo tbqh.
― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:00 (4 months ago) Permalink
"make the heart as much like goatse.cx as possible"
― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:01 (4 months ago) Permalink
OK, I don't love it anymore. THANKS A LOT LATEBLOOMER.
― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:02 (4 months ago) Permalink
lol you think he has sex
― more tang than an astronaut (bug), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:02 (4 months ago) Permalink
^^^ My thoughts exactly.
― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:03 (4 months ago) Permalink
oh i dunno i'm sure he probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin'
― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:13 (4 months ago) Permalink
"your basement or mine?"
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:15 (4 months ago) Permalink
more like "your room at the hotel across the street from Dragoncon or mine?"
― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:21 (4 months ago) Permalink
"Um, yours. Yeah, wait for me, I'll totally be there."\
― more tang than an astronaut (bug), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:38 (4 months ago) Permalink
you just know she's rockin a tat like this:
― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:45 (4 months ago) Permalink
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 20:39 (4 months ago) Permalink
can you find any pictures of butts that have butt-shaped tattoos
― harbl, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 20:46 (4 months ago) Permalink
Yo dawg, I heard you like breasts...
― Xzibit, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 20:47 (4 months ago) Permalink
if you do i might be tempted to get
― ☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 20:47 (4 months ago) Permalink
on my butt
― ☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 20:50 (4 months ago) Permalink
???!!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:18 (4 months ago) Permalink
What? No Nazi unicorns in Finland?
― ☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:25 (4 months ago) Permalink
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:23 (4 months ago) Permalink
nsfw (or the library)
The table is the table, you have the most poetic name.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:28 (4 months ago) Permalink
huh, it is from a poem by Mei-mei Berssenbrugge, called 'Texas.' you can listen to it here: http://mediamogul.seas.upenn.edu/pennsound/authors/Berssenbrugge/Berssenbrugge-Mei-mei_Texas_Exact-Change_09_7-10-86.mp3
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 July 2009 19:05 (4 months ago) Permalink
― some american borad (ENBB), Saturday, 4 July 2009 10:23 (4 months ago) Permalink
― some american borad (ENBB), Saturday, 4 July 2009 10:24 (4 months ago) Permalink
indeed
― real men love cheeses (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 July 2009 10:32 (4 months ago) Permalink
she needs to give the extra d to "only god will juge me"
― harbl, Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:02 (4 months ago) Permalink
"only god will sugg me"
― unregistered, Saturday, 4 July 2009 15:51 (4 months ago) Permalink
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:10 (4 months ago) Permalink
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:19 (4 months ago) Permalink
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:21 (4 months ago) Permalink
― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 08:16 (1 month ago) Permalink
― nate woolls, Friday, 9 October 2009 13:57 (1 month ago) Permalink
wow is that a death star in the shape of a heart
― fleetwood (max), Friday, 9 October 2009 13:59 (1 month ago) Permalink
a+ concept c- execution
Extra points for the TIE Bomber!
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 9 October 2009 14:02 (1 month ago) Permalink
cant make my deathstar into a heartkinda thinkin' that might be shopped?
― "Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 October 2009 14:05 (1 month ago) Permalink
pretty sick tramp stamp imo
― ian, Friday, 9 October 2009 16:39 (1 month ago) Permalink
this belongs in nerd bonerz thread
― i got nothin (deej), Friday, 9 October 2009 21:47 (1 month ago) Permalink
This one might show up in a few of your nightmares.
― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Friday, 9 October 2009 22:21 (1 month ago) Permalink
Oh fuck, that's upthread already. Of course, it's still going to be in my nightmares ...
― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Friday, 9 October 2009 22:22 (1 month ago) Permalink
― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 05:15 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
hero
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 05:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
lol
― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 09:44 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 31 October 2009 21:03 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
"PLAY PUSSY GET FUCKED" is something Cosby cries out on an hourly basis, cuckoo-bird-like, when he's outside of the public eye.
― mrs. baoutterworth (unregistered), Sunday, 1 November 2009 02:09 (2 weeks ago) Permalink