there should be a new Hays Code, only instead of requiring adherency to decency standards, it should have only one rule - that all biopics have to be a minimum of 35% inaccurate, and there has to be sorcery in them at some point.
― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 May 2024 16:02 (one month ago) link
A shock collar for music journalists, delivers a painful zap whenever they write "hypnagogic".
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 23:20 (three weeks ago) link
a new gameshow, champion of sleep, in which contestants try to fall asleep in increasingly difficult locations. a crowded bar, a rock concert, outdoors in the rain, during a dental examination...
― ledge, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:19 (two weeks ago) link
I'd enter that! Almost passing out on the train now. That's where I'm a viking!
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:22 (two weeks ago) link
My kids invented an Olympic event called “Sleed” where competitors fall asleep in a sled hooked up to sleep monitors and then are pushed down ski slopes. The person who stays asleep the longest wins. And staying up all night the night before so you’re extra tired is considered cheating.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:03 (two weeks ago) link
Chips made out of ice cream conesDips are like slightly melted ice creamProfit
― brimstead, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:38 (two weeks ago) link
bands should play live albums live
recreate the stage banter from famous setsany infamous fightsmistakes re-made
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 16:40 (one week ago) link
great idea. would it be their own famous live albums, or other people's?
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:47 (one week ago) link
"KANSAS presents, one night only...
their rendition of IGGY POP'S Metallic K.O."
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:54 (one week ago) link
Neanderthal have you heard The Residents “cover album” of James Brown’s live at the apollo? They recreate all the ad libs and banter and the introduction etc, very strange sounding of course
― brimstead, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:18 (one week ago) link
oh no but see I knew someone had to have done it!
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:19 (one week ago) link
I really want a t-shirt that says "Ask me about my SHIRT" - does this exist?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:24 (four days ago) link
I feel like a "Don't ask me about my SHIRT" t-shirt would be better
― silverfish, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:38 (four days ago) link
I'm going to write a book where I dress as a 70s disco habitué and reveal my encounters with rockism in present-day society.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 30 May 2024 18:46 (three days ago) link
Glam Like Me
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 15:04 (two days ago) link
Right-winger sets out to write "Gay Like Me"
... ends up publishing "Gay Me".
― pplains, Friday, 31 May 2024 16:18 (two days ago) link
Wouldn’t “Gay Like Me” imply a person going undercover as gay to see how gay people are treated, and thus not be a right wing idea?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:51 (two days ago) link
man alive! Hey
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:54 (two days ago) link
the reverse is a book about how someone who was previously intolerant grew to embrace gay culture, called Me Like Gay
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2024 19:00 (two days ago) link
Hey YMP!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 23:40 (two days ago) link