HOLY SHIT I AM THIS CLOSE TO THROWING THE FUCKER OUT THE WINDOW
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
:(
Benson, you douchebag! You better come correct and straighten up.
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
RIP benson
― the late great, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
debenestration
― Punxsutawney PiL (brownie), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 12:22 (eleven years ago) link
ok lol
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 12:59 (eleven years ago) link
WHY WON'T HE STOP BARKING?!
He did stop and now it's started again and then I think maybe I gave him too much xanax cause he puked literally 20 times last night of course maybe it wasn't the xanax but something he ate and I only got 4.5 hours of sleep because he was woofing until 2 am and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Maybe he's just having an off week?
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
At one in the morning I was holding him with one arm cause it was the only thing that would quiet him and researching "how to stop dog barking in apartment" online with the other. This is like having a goddamn newborn though I doubt one of the popular answers on how to get a baby to stop crying is to spray it in the face with a water bottle.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago) link
He's probably thinking "I love barking, and those funny pill things make me not want to bark, so *bleeeeeech*"
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
i love to park and i am crazy
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
welp
lol
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like I'm going to collapse or just lose it. I've had < 5 hrs of sleep each night since Sat.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
Is there a doggy daycare he could get dropped off at for a day or two?
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
He gets taken out 2x a week with other dogs and he runs around for a couple hours. I upped it to three this week to try to tire him out.
Or do you mean could I board him somewhere for a couple days so I can sleep?
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
I know it sounds like I'm bitching a lot but I'm still trying to get this anxiety/panic thing I've been dealing with under control and the stress of constant barking and worrying about the neighbors along with the lack of sleep really isn't helping that at all.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
A little of column A, a little of column B. I have some friends who drop their dog off while they're at work a couple days a week, but if he was able to stay overnight just so you can catch up on sleep it might help.
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
I bought a spray bottle today at lunch. B's going down.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
― caek, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
I'm having visions of sitting there on the floor tonight just blasting him and watching him startle and look confused. I wanted to buy a water gun to make this more fun but the hardware store only had super soakers and that seemed a little cruel.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
SUCCESS!! SUCCESS!!
He tried to woof a little around 7:00 p.m. and so I shot him in the butt with the spray bottle and he looked very confused and annoyed. After doing this about three times he stopped barking completely and SLEPT THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
Yayyyyyy, well done E & B.
― emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
be sure to reward/reinforce good behavior!!!
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
I am trying. I was so happy this morning I kept telling him what a good boy and an angel is was and kissed him and gave him about a zillion treats. Here's hoping that wasn't a one off thing and that tonight will be similarly peaceful.
:D
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4XA5L21.jpg
― army surplus newspapers (dowd), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
omg
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nf8ofLOf1rd1nzdo1_500.png
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/28a3h28.jpg
this photo
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 December 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
blaaaaaaazed
― gbx, Saturday, 21 December 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
oh how did I miss baseball hat pug and THAT PUPPY KISSING A LAMB? ah!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 21 December 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
hey nilmar -
http://i42.tinypic.com/5o8hfa.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 21 December 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
oh my <3
― estela, Saturday, 21 December 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link
just the best
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 11:15 (3 years ago)
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 December 2013 02:08 (ten years ago) link
i never noticed until now that benson really can turn his face into a(n upside down) heart.
― estela, Saturday, 21 December 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link
which is the hallmark of a disgrace.
― estela, Saturday, 21 December 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10342479_10152419752582790_7741511781835535120_n.jpg
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 14:00 (ten years ago) link
how is b these days
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link
he's doing just fryne
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHA
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:08 (ten years ago) link
B is doing quite well. I only wish I could get him to sit still with any kind of food anywhere near him never mind in his mouth/on his head to take a picture like that. That's hilarious. He is very cuddly lately and sleeps on my pillow right next to my head every night which is adorable until he starts to snore.
http://i.imgur.com/zO8BxUM.jpg?1
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:17 (ten years ago) link
Only one word, and it's not even a word: aww.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/paCNsoDvFO/
― jaymc, Thursday, 19 June 2014 02:25 (nine years ago) link
Lol I didn't realize thats the name of mariska hargitays character in svu
― jaymc, Thursday, 19 June 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link
Aw!! I like Olivia Benson the kitty! Yeah, it is. I've been asked if that's who he's named after before. I kind of love her though so it's OK if people think that.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 19 June 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link
Guys. Benson is sad.
http://i58.tinypic.com/15kj1k.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
we do not like having a bucket on our head.
― estela, Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link
aw what he'd have done?
― balls, Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:36 (nine years ago) link
No we certainly do not, Estela. :( He is so sad and confused and tired but he can't figure out how to lie down with this damn thing on. I feel so bad for the little dude.
Balls - a doggy in his play group must have scratched him in the eye and then he ulcerated it by rubbing at it. He is supposed to wear this thing for 14 days!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
~doggy play group~
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link