o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

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o_O 2 now @ 77. Carry on with your abnormalcy here.

remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

~business never personal~

am0n, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

how the f do i get to that?

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

just request access here chris

Request Access to 77 Borad

little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Cool thanks

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

how can anything else ever truly be o_O after

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

why is this on ILE? Should be on Noize

sarahel, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

excellent point, sarahel. mods?

little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

only if sarahel learns some manners i.e. the magic word

remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

thanks

sarahel, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

there. i feel better already.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

o_O_o

am0n, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

remy bean, Friday, 24 June 2011 02:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

fuck the haters

gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 02:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

real talk

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

apparently he lost all his paws after stepping in an "ice puddle" as a pup?!

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 June 2011 04:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

However for restauranters, the delicacy does not come cheap, at a cost of $300 for 20 vials of semen.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

$15 for a shot of a delicacy aint horrible

pretty steep for horse jizz tho

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

horses are volume shooters iirc

dayo, Friday, 24 June 2011 13:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

"Ladies thought it was great a couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass," he said.

i like their style, but still v O_o

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

iirc

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahaha I thought the same

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Also yeah that's really gross.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

woah

that's really upsetting to me

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

sad

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

it's a thing

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

a __________ thing

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

“PLEASE don’t leave me,” the dying woman cried.
There was an American flag placed on this woman years later and a note from her family. Two people found the woman alone and barely alive but could do nothing to help her. They thought about that moment everyday and saved up all their money for 8 years to make a return trip and give her a proper "burial".

:(

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I mean it's nice they went back but still just v v sad.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

its profoundly degraded, idiotic and sad

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

yall cant even clean up yr own corpses maybe just stay home idk

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah I heard about that on a podcast... it's terrible

plus all the environmental destruction they're doing to everest so that some white guy can say "I paid 40k and went to the top of everest! ! !"

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope if that ever happens to me, they call the place "Baker's Corner" and not "North Face Jacket".

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

good incentive to keep moving at any rate.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

do people actually say stuff like: "just hang a left at green boots and if you hit mallory you know you've gone too far." since they are landmarks and all.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

couldve at least had the consideration to die in bench pose

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm torn when it comes to mountain climbing, rock climbing, extreme skiing, skydiving, etc. i mean its sad when people die, but, um...you've kinda made your rocky bed in a way.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm totally gonna die in a kung fu pose

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

i can totally understand the virtue of communing w/nature pushing yrself past preconceived boundaries honing yr skills etc, its kind of incredible on some level, but theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

1/4 death rate is pretty o_O

The trash at basecamp is scandalous.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

scott seward, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:48 (11 months ago) Permalink

those are kind of great! ... in a depressing scary sort of way

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 September 2014 21:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

as a species we have failed

imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 22:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

bleeeeehhhhhhhhh

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:27 (11 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

, Thursday, 9 October 2014 17:51 (10 months ago) Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:05 (10 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

gr8080, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:53 (7 months ago) Permalink

ew

how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:54 (7 months ago) Permalink


“The only thing I can think of is that this is God’s miracle. And I thought, why five days later? If Bart was alive before, he would have come to our homes earlier. All I can think of is that God created animal life on the fifth day.“

He said this has been an emotional ordeal for him and his girlfriend, but he hasn't tried explaining the situation to his two-year old daughter.

"As a two-year old, she doesn't understand any of this either," he said.

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 10:40 (7 months ago) Permalink

those motherfuckers that buried a living cat are forever on my shitlist

I hope Bart eats their faces off

mh, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:33 (7 months ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

oh shit is posting boingboing to the noize bord a yellowcard

goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:45 (2 months ago) Permalink

It was back in the day

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

on my way to goole's house to make him persona non grata in person

Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:59 (2 months ago) Permalink

you can see the ball roll away

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 25 June 2015 10:28 (2 months ago) Permalink

WHERE

gr8080, Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

Yeah I cant see it D:

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 26 June 2015 05:28 (2 months ago) Permalink

OK spoilers then...

You just get a glimpse of the ball rolling away if you concentrate on the left armpit of the kid in the yellow-green t-shirt. I think the illusion works so well because the eye thinks the ball must be rolling away behind the one in the black t-shirt, rather than the yellow one.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 June 2015 10:05 (2 months ago) Permalink

Yeah, got it, you can see it as it falls before it hits the grass and he masks it as it rolls off the left of the screen.

arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Friday, 26 June 2015 10:24 (2 months ago) Permalink

*sheepishly removes Church of the Ball priest's robes*

mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 June 2015 14:33 (2 months ago) Permalink

, Saturday, 4 July 2015 13:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 04:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

Holy wtf

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 05:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

see

i know in my head that that's what it's like and yet seeing it is even worse than i imagine

._.

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 06:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

classic o_O

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 13 July 2015 14:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:28 (1 month ago) Permalink

the comments on that are a traet

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9403E5D81E3FE73BBC4852DFB566838D669FDE

The story was published in the New York Times on March 9th, and it caught the attention of Leopold Brandeis who was able to get his hands on a sample that had been preserved in glycerine. After examining it, Brandeis declared that the meat wasn’t a supernatural phenomenon, or in fact, according to him, even meat at all, but a substance called nostoc.

Nostoc has been known to scientists since at least the 16th century when it was named by Paracelsus. As with the Kentucky shower, early on people believed that nostoc fell from the sky in large chunks (or more rightly blobs), and to medieval people it was known as “witch’s jelly” and “troll’s butter.”

Technically a genus of cyanobacteria that live in colonies, it’s not clear when people realized that nostoc does not, in fact, come from the sky, but rather lives in the soil and on moist surfaces. When dry, it is easy to overlook nostoc as it appears as a dark, flaky crust; however, after a rain, nostoc will swell up into jelly-like masses. This led people to think it fell from the sky with rain, thus one of its nicknames “star jelly.”

Edible and said to taste like chicken or frog, Brandeis was convinced that the Crouch’s had nothing more than bacterial blobs on their hands; however, although his theory accounted for some of the details in the report, he had overlooked two important points – eye witness testimony claims they actually saw the substance falling from the sky and it was a clear day with no rain.

Further investigations were also conducted, including one by histologist, Dr. A. Mead Edwards, who also examined the chunks. He concluded that the substance was definitely not nostoc, but rather hunks of flesh. From the tissue samples he had, it appeared to come from the lungs of either a horse or a human baby.

A third investigation by another histologist, Dr. J.W.S. Arnold, confirmed the presence of lung tissue, but also found animal cartilage. Subsequent investigations confirmed both histologists’ findings and also revealed muscular tissue.

Finally, one man provided a theory that covered all of the facts. L. D. Kastenbine, M.D., a Professor of Chemistry at the Louisville College of Pharmacy, published an article on the matter that same year in the Louisville Medical Journal. Kastenbine concluded that the best explanation was that supplied by an old Ohio farmer: the meat had been vomited by several vultures who were flying too high to be seen (some varieties of vulture can fly as high as 40,000 feet; for reference Mount Everest is about 29,029 feet). Given that the chunks fell from a great height, they were scattered by the wind over a relatively large area.

Both the turkey vulture, Cathartes aura, and the black vulture, Coragyps atratus, are found in that part of Kentucky, and both have been observed projectile vomiting the contents of their stomachs, sometimes in or just before they take flight. They particular do this in the presence of a predator, with the discarded contents of their stomachs simultaneously distracting the predator while also lightening the vulture’s load for flight. When one vomits, this also often induces others nearby to vomit as well. As to why this particular flock of vultures chose to vomit mid-flight is anybody’s guess, but at least the theory seems the most plausible explanation for this bizarre phenomenon.

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

Um.

What?

the lungs of either a horse or a human baby (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:14 (1 month ago) Permalink

more like Lost Lunch

goole, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:24 (1 month ago) Permalink

kentucky meat shower is my favorite josh homme project

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:17 (1 month ago) Permalink

"high-flying projectile-vomiting vultures, that's your explanation for everything isn't it!"

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

sequel to kentucky fried movie iirc xp

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:16 (1 month ago) Permalink

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:46 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

You know how you can still feel your legs going back and forth after you've spent the whole day skiing?

I bet that person has lots of great dreams at night.

pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:13 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

^specific timestamp there, here's the video

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

c.f. hannibal

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 August 2015 20:45 (1 week ago) Permalink


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