DEAR BEER,

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I AM GONNA DRINK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IN LIKE TWO HOURS.

COOL?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

TOTALLY!!!!!!

XOXO
BEER

― BEER (ddb), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
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― ddb (ddb), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a Spuds Mackenzie beer stein!!??!!

It's too precious to bring out all drunken and willy-nilly however.

― warhorse jackson (thee owlbear hunter), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i pretty much feel like if I wake up in my own vomit tomorrow, it would not be that surprising.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

HERRO FRIENDS I R VERY HIGH!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.easymidget.com/new/stories/images/tiger.gif

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cocktailscout.de/cocktails/tiger_racky.jpg

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 3 January 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

HI DEER BEER!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

i miss u, beer.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

I MISS ALL OF YOU GUYS TOO.

DRINK ME SOON!!!!!!

― BEER (ddb), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Dear Beer, I'm sorry I couldn't make it tonight but my wife was being a bitch. K?

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 8 July 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

DEER BEER:

WHY AM I DRINKING WINE WHEN I COULD BE DRINKING YOU?

LOVE IAN

ALSO: WHEN IS NEXT NOISE DRINKS. BEER/PARTY NEXT SATURDAY.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

you guys are drinking the beers w/out me!! i am a stupid.

― RSG (crablangoon), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

fuck i didn't drink any beer. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 9 July 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I drank too much beer

― no tech! (ex machina), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

me 2 + shots + drink for a chick = $45
hangover + blueballs = priceless :-(((

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

eeeeeee

chicks are stupid.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 9 July 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Deer Bear,

It is morning. I want you. Where have you gone? I thought you were in the fridge.

ps You're so fucking hot.

― pat o'brien very thirsty (nickalicious), Sunday, 10 July 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

my head fucking hurts and i had bad dreams.

best,

jorel

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Dear beer,

Together we've gotten fat and lazy. I'm leaving you. I'm going back to my ex, Whiskey. Good luck in the future.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

dear hipster pbeer,

why are you so cheap? why do 3 of you make me sleep til 3? dude, you're wasting my sunday!

I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU

keepin' it scenst,
theresa

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

That beer made me FART. It might have been the Jameson though

― no tech! (ex machina), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

or maybe it was your poopy butt!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

JON HAS A POOPY BUTT!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

dearest beer,

you come in so many shades of loveliness
i drank your black shade last night for hours
why do make people want to do coke?
xo
brock

― brock (brock), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Daerest Beere,

I haer that Jon Willams has probelems down thier ... is this teh truth?Q!

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

― beer (tehresa), Sunday, 10 July 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

THANK YOU FOR EXISTING

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 13 August 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

DEAR BEER,

LAST NIGHT I LOVED YOU.

THIS MORNING I HATE YOU.

YOURS,
JASON

― JAXON (jaxon), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

yup, hi

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

again pt. 2 the sequel

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

i never get hangovers

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 September 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

then you've never been drunk

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 September 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

so i cant get drunk just by holding the beer bottle? what do i need to do? don't tell me it involves DRINKING that stuff! gross! thats like kissing girls! ewwwww!

― latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (latebloomer), Monday, 5 September 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

HEY THERE OLD FRIEND.

http://www.gdoshop.com/gdoshop/Assets/sake_images/640348_1.jpg

LETS NEVER EVER FIGHT AGAIN.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

ALSO: WHY DOES BEER ALWAYS TASTE BETTER WHEN U ARENT WEARING A SHIRT.

HMMMMMM.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

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― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

i want

― dr gary busey (dr g), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

U WANT A BEER HUG?

DONE & DONE.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

TODAY WAS 12 HOUR DAY OF STORAGE UNIT FUN OH SWEET BEER I AM GOING TO DRINK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IN ABOUT 43MINUTES.

― kephm (kephm), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

DEAR BEER,

i've had 1/2 a beer since last writing to you.

tonight we meet again!

― Jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

i cheated on you last night with wine and scotch. i felt horrible this morning. i miss u, boo.

― dr gary busey (dr g), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

dear bear,
why did you run out on me last night? i had to follow you with grapefruit vodka and juice, then i slept for thirteen hour. please never leave me again.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

deer bear

thanks for a great evening. you love it you slag.

yours subconsciously

noodle

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Saturday, 17 September 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

DEAR BEER:

WHY I AM STILL AT WORK AT 12:10 AM? WHY ARE YOU AT HOME, IN THE FRIDGE, HAVING A LITTLE PARTY WITH THE HOT SAUCE AND CHOPPED ONION IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE? WHY AM I NOT DRINKING YOU?

- STRONGO

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 17 September 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

DAER WINE,

http://www.louislatour.com/img/vins/etiquettes/Grand%20Ard-che%20Mars%202003%20copier.jpg

I LUV YUO

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 17 September 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

DEER BEAR

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 17 September 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

dear carlos d,

thanks for subsidizing my dirnking

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

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dear beer,

what i drank tonight was not beer but the ile drunk thread is hideous now so i'm turning to my noiser friends for help. i feel good. the lights are out and there is a breeze coming in.

-jbr

― get bent, Thursday, 2 August 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

u in my mouth

― latebloomer, Thursday, 2 August 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

deer beer

― latebloomer, Thursday, 2 August 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha dont you just love it when you drink a beer and halfway through you remember that you havent eaten anything all day

― ☪, Sunday, 12 August 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

pinnnns annnnnnd nnnnnnnedles

― ☪, Sunday, 12 August 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Corona Extra,

People see no worth in you. Oh, but I do.

Love always,
AA

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 12 August 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

DEAR BEER,

I HAD YOU IN THE SHOWER, I'M HAVING YOU ON THE DINNER TABLE, AND YR ABOUT TO BE INVOLVED IN LOL COLLEGE GAMES: CAN YOU TAKE IT??????????

_RW

― river wolf, Sunday, 12 August 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

i am enjoying one of you with a cold falafel. hard-won after day of moving!

p.s. apparently there is an open wireless network in my new building!!
p.p.s please ban "wanko ergo sum"

― bell_labs, Sunday, 12 August 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

i've been living on borrowed time, i know

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 12 August 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

dear awyeah homemade beer made by friends for wedding next wkend,
thanks for the test run tonight - i liked you in both bitter and blanche forms even though i could not drink v much due to digestive restrictions :/ i will be sure to drink again wkend though.
it's been special,
r

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 12 August 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

i still don't really 'get' the beer in the shower thing
but i have never tried it so

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 12 August 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

rrrob, you should try it, i find it very refreshing. if digestive restrictions restrict beer then wine bath can be substituted.

― bell_labs, Sunday, 12 August 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer, i wish i had more of you to drink. but i guess it's time for sleep anyways :/

― bell_labs, Sunday, 12 August 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

dear bud light
you were free and darnk ltos
thank you
max

― max, Sunday, 12 August 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

dear pabst and old style,

i don't know what i ever did to you to deserve this beat-down you put on me.

throbbing and convulsing,
ktr

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 12 August 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer,

i thought we were friends, but after what i went through today, i'm going to need some time.

i'll call you,

― Jordan, Sunday, 12 August 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

dear pabst and old style,

i think i have battered spouse syndrome or something because we're gonna party til sun up again tonight.

be gentle,
ktr

― chicago kevin, Monday, 13 August 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

dear kendall-jackson sauv blanc that i bought at the vons in westwood on my way home:

i forget what "drinkable" is a euphemism for, but right now you're going down easier than divine brown in hugh grant's limo.

― get bent, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer:

i got a thing
you got a thing
everybody's got a thing
when we get together, doin our thing
in order to help each other
in order to help your brother

xoxo

― strgn, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 08:16 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer:

i want to drink a lot of you tonight. maybe i stop by bar 107 on my way home and get a cold pbr tallboy?

love,
your loyal companion

― get bent, Monday, 20 August 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

dear summer brew,

why do i drink you?

best,

― hstencil, Monday, 20 August 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

jbr:

drinkable means that you don't have to cellar-age it, you can drink it now.

most reserve wines' taste is undeveloped for at least 5-7 years so it's recommended to store it as vintage until recommended aging occurs.

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 20 August 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

joel why weren't u at daddys

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 20 August 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

summer brew knocked me out.

― hstencil, Monday, 20 August 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

I ran into noise dude N@te d@vis

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 20 August 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

DAER BEER,

THAT IS THE LAST TIME I PLAY POKER WITH YOU, ASSHOLE.

SEE YOU TONIGHT.

― caek, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

Daerest beer,

I have claimed I am cutting back on you, then I had three half-liter mugs of a savory pumpkin brew on Monday. Why must you remind me of the error of my ways?

― mh, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

dear beer,

stop making me fat! PLEASE

― bell_labs, Sunday, 9 December 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

i had a boddington's earlier and now i'm having a second boddington's and i still have two spaten optimators (current fav) in the fridge for tomorrow i guess and my big huge new fat gut of boredom and stress is making me unhappy yet still i drink

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 9 December 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

my pants size has been the same for 12 years and has just now gone up 1 size and i dont know if i should by new fattey clothes or like make "lifestyle changes" arghhh :/

― bell_labs, Sunday, 9 December 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

Just don't become one of those people who switches to vodka tonics because they're "less fattening".

― dell, Sunday, 9 December 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Beer,

You are so mysterious. Why do I not have an incredible urge to hang out with you tonight like I do most every other night? Also, thanks for helping me to sleep 12+ blissful hours last night complete with weird recurring dreams...

― dell, Sunday, 9 December 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer,

i love you baby.

best,
ktr

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 9 December 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

beer > one size

― mookieproof, Sunday, 9 December 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Dear Beer,

See you in ninety minutes. Bring friends.

― caek, Friday, 1 August 2008 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

does ddb still post

― and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

on ILTRMB

― dan m, Friday, 1 August 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

HI BERE

It's Friday night, it's payday, let's do this thing.

KISSES

noodle

― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 October 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

agreed
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― graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave architecture (jdchurchill), Friday, 23 October 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

1 beer passes...

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 23 October 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://bgood.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/spaten_dunkel.jpg x2

― ian, Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

going to the store right now iirc

― how rad bandit (gbx), Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

Did some damage to a growler of Half Acre Magnus.

― M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Saturday, 24 October 2009 05:46 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://missiondoloresbar.com/blog/

Weird name for a bar in ny. Check the pretentious about section. "let's throw in a few 4 ltr words to seem hip"

nice selection though

― jaxon, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

His shit is hella clean.

― f a ole schwarzwelt (Lamp), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ "1 beer passes..."

― handle your b I (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

me 2 + shots + drink for a chick = $45
hangover + blueballs = priceless :-(((

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, July 9, 2005 11:49 AM (4 years ago)

― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:25 (sixteen years ago)

am0n did u ever hit that

― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:25 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

dear beer,

stop making me fat! PLEASE

― ┌∩┐. I . A . (Aerosol), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

i have stout gut

― ┌∩┐. I . A . (Aerosol), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

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