Plz to stop patting self on back, Mr. Voter Man.
Any given hour of volunteer work that Scott (or anyone else) has ever done outweighs a lifetime of voting.
-- milo z (wooderso...)
to whom, St. Peter?
-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:27 AM. (link)
hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
-- simon trife ($$2...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:31 AM. (simon_tr) (link)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
* Once told a rabbi to get off the rag.
* Never really had a gun.
-- and what (an...), September 25th, 2006 7:07 PM. (ooo) (link)
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Half of these are useless! more like "I Love Puns" -- Andrzej B. (ww_sketche...), September 25th, 2006 7:09 PM
― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)
...
-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)
one for the sticker
-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.
-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), Today 2:46 PM. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
?????
sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine
― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- chaki (chaki.tim...)
HERE'S AN OPTION:
quit being such a fag
-- JW (jo...)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
In Kobe:http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg
In Vancouver:http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.
Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...
...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.
The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)
The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.
-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.
you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning
-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
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aw, c'mon -- boo berry
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MR. PEMBERTON -- boo berry
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mr perpetua -- sleep
Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks. -- John Justen
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)
uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?
-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)
Too soon.
-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)
It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)
― am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.
I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.
-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)
― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)
tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen
-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
it's not all about you, y'know -- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)
they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts -- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
dining. room. table.
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 22:09 (3 months ago) Permalink
A+ zing
― sleep, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 22:10 (3 months ago) Permalink
only nerds will pick star wars
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:19 AM
unlike the virile specimens of manhood voting for indiana jones on an internet poll
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:20 AM
― am0n, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:30 (2 months ago) Permalink
― bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (2 months ago) Permalink
not really a zing more of a t bomb imo
― mod indecent (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:37 (2 months ago) Permalink
lol i hadn't heard the dining room table bit that's fucking incredible
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (2 months ago) Permalink
We need to repoll this sometime.
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:39 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yes that would clearly be illuminating as fuck.
― r|t|c, Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:45 AM Bookmark
― super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode swag (The Reverend), Monday, 14 September 2009 00:02 (2 months ago) Permalink
thread?
― cutty, Monday, 14 September 2009 00:08 (2 months ago) Permalink
the dream vs neyo
― BiG HoOs is the one claim!!! (deej), Monday, 14 September 2009 00:10 (2 months ago) Permalink
haha
― am0n, Monday, 14 September 2009 00:30 (2 months ago) Permalink
― definitely mayne (some dude), Friday, September 4, 2009 1:52 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― herstory womayne (some dude), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
are you unfinesting yourself?
― phyllis wdyller (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:44 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
no just calling 'firsties'
― herstory womayne (some dude), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:46 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
prolly lasties, too
― can i lust (tehresa), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:47 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― deej, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:56 (1 month ago) Permalink
it was a good zing and i felt zinged, even though it's technically wrong and the whole point was someone did it after me!
― some dude, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:06 (1 month ago) Permalink
i just realized how entirely inscrutable that is out of context
― deej, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:07 (1 month ago) Permalink
inscrutable
xpost jesus! my word
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:08 (1 month ago) Permalink
And I was only posting that word.
I don't think that what Nabisco wrote is that different from what you're saying here. Yes, the indie-hipster of yesteryear and the indie-hipster of today are both exercising "discernment" - the difference is the degree of personal investment of time and energy that is required to seek out non-mainstream bands. What used to be a massively time-consuming passion can now be just a casual interest. The audience for this type of band has expanded exponentially, and the level of commitment and intensity has dropped (on average, not in every particular case). At the same time, the distinguishing subcultural markers become less meaningful. What was once the province of "freaks and geeks" is now mainstream.
Even back in the day, people always said that it was all about the music, but I think a big part of the fun for a lot of people was the sense of being plugged into a secret underground society, with its own mores, markers, and shibboleths. Thus the resentment whenever a band got too popular or "sold out", in the parlance of the times. The fact that it took a while to build a following, even among the most tuned-in members of the subculture, was a necessary constraint. Now that constraint is gone, and bands routinely become internet sensations practically overnight - available to anyone anywhere at the click of a mouse. It's hard to figure out what "selling out" means anymore. And so the bogeyman which was used to police the borders of the subculture is gone, and the subculture feels like it's dissolving. Everything is just pop now. Perhaps this is the coded message in Pitchfork's inscrutable embrace of Timberlake et al.
― o. nate, Friday, October 2, 2009 2:34 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
And other things I said years ago. FUGUYZ.
― cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, October 2, 2009 2:44 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol you have a blog
― baby girl lemme snrub up on you (J0rdan S.), Friday, October 2, 2009 2:45 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 October 2009 19:05 (1 month ago) Permalink
blogger jackoff sesh
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 October 2009 20:42 (1 month ago) Permalink
try living in a country thats been in drought for over 10 years.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce),
i'll pass, thanks
― the rap battle of algiernod (k3vin k.),
― Roman Polanski now sleeps in prison. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 02:40 (1 month ago) Permalink
3/10
― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 13:55 (1 month ago) Permalink
zinging is the great lost art of ILX
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 13:58 (1 month ago) Permalink
tedious zing policing lives strong, though
― kell surprise (country matters), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 13:59 (1 month ago) Permalink
the policing of tedious zings, or the tedious policing of zings? straight question.
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:08 (1 month ago) Permalink
my zing lies slain behind the arras
― kell surprise (country matters), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:11 (1 month ago) Permalink
who zings the zingsmen?
― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:21 (1 month ago) Permalink
Zing, goddess, the anger of Peleus’ son Achilleus
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:27 (1 month ago) Permalink
Sid Waddell quote?
― numetrical changeover (onimo), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:48 (1 month ago) Permalink
the art of zinging is a lot like this these days unfortunately
― omar little, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:36 (1 month ago) Permalink
babies zinging babies
― babbies forming babbies (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:16 (1 month ago) Permalink
zing on zing violence
― cutty, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:20 (1 month ago) Permalink
and people question why i don't post pictures of myself on ilx
― Althus (sarahel), Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:29 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
do they
― lorax & order (electricsound), Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:32 PM (3 hours ago)
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:22 (1 month ago) Permalink
(sigh) yeah, well.
― lol if you love funny display names (sarahel), Thursday, 8 October 2009 10:49 (1 month ago) Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 October 2009 16:51 (1 month ago) Permalink
WOW, that went well. She said she felt really comfortable with me and "it's like we've already been on twenty dates".
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, October 25, 2009 5:39 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
She's bored and ready to dump you already?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, October 25, 2009 4:51 PM (37 minutes ago)
― harbl, Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:30 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
hahaha
― everybody loves am0n (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:32 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
Oh my.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Monday, 26 October 2009 05:18 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
I Be Like... Damn
― idi admin (The Reverend), Monday, 26 October 2009 07:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
brutal.
― the not-fun one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 08:27 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
greatest show ever imho
― Mordy, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
greatest show ever except you voted something else #1
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dude, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
did you see IBs morbs?
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:29 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lots of point-missing going on today, guyz?
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
did you see it?
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
if you can't tell the diff btwn I-won't-call-him-QT and A Serious Man (OR No Country)...
i don't think anyone is having trouble with that. pointing to the coens as an example of mature sober filmmakers is kind of ridic tho
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
did u actually see inglourious basterds morbius?
of course not; I don't spend unemployment payments on films I won't like.
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so shut up about it already
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
― the goondock saints (some dude), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:08 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
slocks' last post there soooooo cathartic to read
― like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
beautiful
― jabba hands, Friday, 6 November 2009 00:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
"ilxor" wrong? shocking!
― autogoon crew for coldplay (The Reverend)
:'(
B-b-b-but lex agrees with me!
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
... are you guys gonna tell him or shall i?
― r|t|c, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:25 AM Bookmark
― swagless price (The Reverend), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
looooooooooooooooool
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
^__________^
― soiceybot (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 November 2009 15:02 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
lol where is that from
― k3vin k., Friday, 6 November 2009 16:11 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
dream thread
― swagless price (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 November 2009 08:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
i have the internet which is how i saw this video.― k3vin k., Monday, November 9, 2009 10:26 PM
kudos to youI use the Internet for actual porn― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE)
BURN― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que)
use more lubricant― sarahel
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:50 (1 week ago) Permalink
a++
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:56 (1 week ago) Permalink
i wanna say "lol, only ilx" where a successful zing is bragging about how much you jerk it but i'd be selling the rest of the internet short
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:55 (1 week ago) Permalink
r|t|c killin it l8ly
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 01:08 (1 week ago) Permalink