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Um, yeah, that's why the references were to activities requiring involvement. Now please stop pretending that voting is itself a noble, meaningful act. Not to retread ye political threads of 2004, but voting is the absolute least amount of effort you can put into political activity short of staying home. On a scale of 1-10 in activity and involvement, voting is .3.

Plz to stop patting self on back, Mr. Voter Man.

Any given hour of volunteer work that Scott (or anyone else) has ever done outweighs a lifetime of voting.

-- milo z (wooderso...)

to whom, St. Peter?

-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm being serious here: stop being a destructive arsehole. I don't want to get moderators involv- no, wait, I do. I want you tossed out of here because I can't fucking post anything withour your punk ass interfering with your unfunny bullshit and your personal attacks.

-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:27 AM. (link)


hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble

-- simon trife ($$2...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:31 AM. (simon_tr) (link)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

* Got a letter from the government the other day.
* Most of his heroes don't appear on no stamps.

* Once told a rabbi to get off the rag.

* Never really had a gun.

-- and what (an...), September 25th, 2006 7:07 PM. (ooo) (link)


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Half of these are useless! more like "I Love Puns"
-- Andrzej B. (ww_sketche...), September 25th, 2006 7:09 PM

geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

the guy that sits next to me at work is named J0hnathan Z1ng

jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

is he really funny in a timely manner?

gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ethan, are you confusing kingfish and Huk?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)

...

-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

(plz crosspost to nicole tribute thread)

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

I think I heard and All Saints track once, and I think I liked it.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)


one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

rofl

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

I've never said that, you jerk off. Take your slander and stick it up your patootie. And anyway, at least I'm not so simple as to buy into the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea that "Louie Louie" created the lineage of the 60's rock canon.
So just go to bed Fred, your corporate masters have a big day planned for you tommorow...

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...)

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

haha flabba

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

to be fair, i hadn't eaten anything that night, was drunk out of my mind, and her chinese restaraunt styrofoam container was still piping hot steam

-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)


to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.

-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), Today 2:46 PM. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea

?????

sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

TJ IS no good for vegan options

-- chaki (chaki.tim...)

HERE'S AN OPTION:

quit being such a fag

-- JW (jo...)

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

horse sushi [basashi - meat sliced from the neck of horse and served raw]:

In Kobe:
http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg

In Vancouver:
http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

u wacky japanophile

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

hey they eat that in italy too

HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat

Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.

Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...

...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.

The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

Kakakhstan

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

Kahkastain oh Kahkastain

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

bbbut what does it have to do with Louie Louie

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

That Frank-Theorry one kills me every time.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh yeah we eat tons of horse up here

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

the best part is that the good meat is, as shasta says, on the neck, so you can ride-and-bite

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

...at Le Cheval. Someday I will return.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

trife:
strongo: is that the guy from throbbing gristle?
trife: no thats cam'ron.

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

why do those pictures exist

DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

ahaha, horse, ride-and-bite
i have eaten it - horseburgers! - but not raw

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

one of my school's students was shot and killed last night.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

i don't know anything else about this incident beyond what's been said here - but i k1now enough to say with absolute assurance, this tragedy was caused by loopholes in gun laws.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.

you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning

-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

60. Doesn't have a cutesy name for her genitalia.
61. DEFINITELY doesn't feel the need to come up with a cutesy name for my genitalia.
-- John Justen

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aw, c'mon
-- boo berry


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MR. PEMBERTON
-- boo berry

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mr perpetua
-- sleep

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Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks.
-- John Justen

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

good thread
-- and what (an...), September 28th, 2006 3:41 PM

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

48. willing to get vasectomy (or has already had one) because birth control is just as much a man's responsibility

-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

he has a boyfriend

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

with all the bickering, i used to think morbs had the hots for ally.
then jaymc clued me in.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

who needs to see them when you can hear them from three blocks away?

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)


uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

it was all those coke dealers at the barn dances what brought it on

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

I left the movie having laughed a lot, but not having sighed with whimsical recognition as much as I think the main character would have wanted me to. I left with the feeling that I wouldn't want to spend five minutes around this insanely self-involved dude. What a perfectly intolerable "creative" type.

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)


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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)


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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

what's going on here?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

WTF? context?

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

dining. room. table.

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 22:09 (3 months ago) Permalink

A+ zing

sleep, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 22:10 (3 months ago) Permalink

only nerds will pick star wars

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:19 AM

unlike the virile specimens of manhood voting for indiana jones on an internet poll

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:20 AM

am0n, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (2 months ago) Permalink

not really a zing more of a t bomb imo

mod indecent (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:37 (2 months ago) Permalink

lol i hadn't heard the dining room table bit that's fucking incredible

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

We need to repoll this sometime.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:39 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes that would clearly be illuminating as fuck.

― r|t|c, Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:45 AM Bookmark

super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode swag (The Reverend), Monday, 14 September 2009 00:02 (2 months ago) Permalink

thread?

cutty, Monday, 14 September 2009 00:08 (2 months ago) Permalink

the dream vs neyo

BiG HoOs is the one claim!!! (deej), Monday, 14 September 2009 00:10 (2 months ago) Permalink

haha

am0n, Monday, 14 September 2009 00:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

― definitely mayne (some dude), Friday, September 4, 2009 1:52 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― herstory womayne (some dude), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you unfinesting yourself?

― phyllis wdyller (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:44 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no just calling 'firsties'

― herstory womayne (some dude), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:46 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

prolly lasties, too

― can i lust (tehresa), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:47 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

deej, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

it was a good zing and i felt zinged, even though it's technically wrong and the whole point was someone did it after me!

some dude, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

i just realized how entirely inscrutable that is out of context

deej, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:07 (1 month ago) Permalink

inscrutable

xpost jesus! my word

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:08 (1 month ago) Permalink

And I was only posting that word.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:08 (1 month ago) Permalink

I don't think that what Nabisco wrote is that different from what you're saying here. Yes, the indie-hipster of yesteryear and the indie-hipster of today are both exercising "discernment" - the difference is the degree of personal investment of time and energy that is required to seek out non-mainstream bands. What used to be a massively time-consuming passion can now be just a casual interest. The audience for this type of band has expanded exponentially, and the level of commitment and intensity has dropped (on average, not in every particular case). At the same time, the distinguishing subcultural markers become less meaningful. What was once the province of "freaks and geeks" is now mainstream.

Even back in the day, people always said that it was all about the music, but I think a big part of the fun for a lot of people was the sense of being plugged into a secret underground society, with its own mores, markers, and shibboleths. Thus the resentment whenever a band got too popular or "sold out", in the parlance of the times. The fact that it took a while to build a following, even among the most tuned-in members of the subculture, was a necessary constraint. Now that constraint is gone, and bands routinely become internet sensations practically overnight - available to anyone anywhere at the click of a mouse. It's hard to figure out what "selling out" means anymore. And so the bogeyman which was used to police the borders of the subculture is gone, and the subculture feels like it's dissolving. Everything is just pop now. Perhaps this is the coded message in Pitchfork's inscrutable embrace of Timberlake et al.

― o. nate, Friday, October 2, 2009 2:34 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And other things I said years ago. FUGUYZ.

― cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, October 2, 2009 2:44 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol you have a blog

― baby girl lemme snrub up on you (J0rdan S.), Friday, October 2, 2009 2:45 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 October 2009 19:05 (1 month ago) Permalink

blogger jackoff sesh

wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 October 2009 20:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

try living in a country thats been in drought for over 10 years.

― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce),

i'll pass, thanks

― the rap battle of algiernod (k3vin k.),

Roman Polanski now sleeps in prison. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 02:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

3/10

gore vitalic (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 13:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

zinging is the great lost art of ILX

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 13:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

tedious zing policing lives strong, though

kell surprise (country matters), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 13:59 (1 month ago) Permalink

the policing of tedious zings, or the tedious policing of zings? straight question.

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:08 (1 month ago) Permalink

my zing lies slain behind the arras

kell surprise (country matters), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

who zings the zingsmen?

gore vitalic (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

Zing, goddess, the anger of Peleus’ son Achilleus

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

my zing lies slain behind the arras

Sid Waddell quote?

numetrical changeover (onimo), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

the art of zinging is a lot like this these days unfortunately

omar little, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

babies zinging babies

babbies forming babbies (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:16 (1 month ago) Permalink

zing on zing violence

cutty, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

and people question why i don't post pictures of myself on ilx

― Althus (sarahel), Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:29 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

do they

― lorax & order (electricsound), Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:32 PM (3 hours ago)

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

(sigh) yeah, well.

lol if you love funny display names (sarahel), Thursday, 8 October 2009 10:49 (1 month ago) Permalink

haha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 October 2009 16:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

WOW, that went well. She said she felt really comfortable with me and "it's like we've already been on twenty dates".

― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, October 25, 2009 5:39 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

She's bored and ready to dump you already?

― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, October 25, 2009 4:51 PM (37 minutes ago)

harbl, Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:30 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

hahaha

everybody loves am0n (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:32 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Oh my.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Monday, 26 October 2009 05:18 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

I Be Like... Damn

idi admin (The Reverend), Monday, 26 October 2009 07:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

brutal.

the not-fun one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 08:27 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

greatest show ever imho

― Mordy, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

greatest show ever except you voted something else #1

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

did you see IBs morbs?

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:29 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lots of point-missing going on today, guyz?

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did you see it?

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you can't tell the diff btwn I-won't-call-him-QT and A Serious Man (OR No Country)...

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i don't think anyone is having trouble with that. pointing to the coens as an example of mature sober filmmakers is kind of ridic tho

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did u actually see inglourious basterds morbius?

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

of course not; I don't spend unemployment payments on films I won't like.

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so shut up about it already

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

the goondock saints (some dude), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:08 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

slocks' last post there soooooo cathartic to read

like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

beautiful

jabba hands, Friday, 6 November 2009 00:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"ilxor" wrong? shocking!

― autogoon crew for coldplay (The Reverend)

:'(

B-b-b-but lex agrees with me!

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

... are you guys gonna tell him or shall i?

― r|t|c, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:25 AM Bookmark

swagless price (The Reverend), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

looooooooooooooooool

Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

^__________^

soiceybot (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 November 2009 15:02 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

lol where is that from

k3vin k., Friday, 6 November 2009 16:11 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

dream thread

swagless price (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 November 2009 08:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i have the internet which is how i saw this video.
― k3vin k., Monday, November 9, 2009 10:26 PM

kudos to you
I use the Internet for actual porn
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE)

BURN
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que)

use more lubricant
― sarahel

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:50 (1 week ago) Permalink

a++

Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:56 (1 week ago) Permalink

i wanna say "lol, only ilx" where a successful zing is bragging about how much you jerk it but i'd be selling the rest of the internet short

k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:55 (1 week ago) Permalink

r|t|c killin it l8ly

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 01:08 (1 week ago) Permalink


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