zing

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Um, yeah, that's why the references were to activities requiring involvement. Now please stop pretending that voting is itself a noble, meaningful act. Not to retread ye political threads of 2004, but voting is the absolute least amount of effort you can put into political activity short of staying home. On a scale of 1-10 in activity and involvement, voting is .3.

Plz to stop patting self on back, Mr. Voter Man.

Any given hour of volunteer work that Scott (or anyone else) has ever done outweighs a lifetime of voting.

-- milo z (wooderso...)

to whom, St. Peter?

-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm being serious here: stop being a destructive arsehole. I don't want to get moderators involv- no, wait, I do. I want you tossed out of here because I can't fucking post anything withour your punk ass interfering with your unfunny bullshit and your personal attacks.

-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:27 AM. (link)

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble

-- simon trife ($$2...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:31 AM. (simon_tr) (link)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

* Got a letter from the government the other day.
* Most of his heroes don't appear on no stamps.

* Once told a rabbi to get off the rag.

* Never really had a gun.

-- and what (an...), September 25th, 2006 7:07 PM. (ooo) (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Half of these are useless! more like "I Love Puns"
-- Andrzej B. (ww_sketche...), September 25th, 2006 7:09 PM

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

the guy that sits next to me at work is named J0hnathan Z1ng

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

is he really funny in a timely manner?

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ethan, are you confusing kingfish and Huk?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)

...

-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

(plz crosspost to nicole tribute thread)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

I think I heard and All Saints track once, and I think I liked it.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)

one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

rofl

― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

I've never said that, you jerk off. Take your slander and stick it up your patootie. And anyway, at least I'm not so simple as to buy into the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea that "Louie Louie" created the lineage of the 60's rock canon.
So just go to bed Fred, your corporate masters have a big day planned for you tommorow...

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

haha flabba

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

to be fair, i hadn't eaten anything that night, was drunk out of my mind, and her chinese restaraunt styrofoam container was still piping hot steam

-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.

-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), Today 2:46 PM. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea

?????

sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

TJ IS no good for vegan options

-- chaki (chaki.tim...)

HERE'S AN OPTION:

quit being such a fag

-- JW (jo...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

horse sushi [basashi - meat sliced from the neck of horse and served raw]:

In Kobe:
http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg

In Vancouver:
http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

u wacky japanophile

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

hey they eat that in italy too

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat

Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.

Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...

...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.

The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

Kakakhstan

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

Kahkastain oh Kahkastain

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

bbbut what does it have to do with Louie Louie

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

That Frank-Theorry one kills me every time.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh yeah we eat tons of horse up here

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

the best part is that the good meat is, as shasta says, on the neck, so you can ride-and-bite

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

...at Le Cheval. Someday I will return.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

trife:

strongo: is that the guy from throbbing gristle?
trife: no thats cam'ron.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

why do those pictures exist

― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

ahaha, horse, ride-and-bite
i have eaten it - horseburgers! - but not raw

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

one of my school's students was shot and killed last night.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

i don't know anything else about this incident beyond what's been said here - but i k1now enough to say with absolute assurance, this tragedy was caused by loopholes in gun laws.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.

you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning

-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

60. Doesn't have a cutesy name for her genitalia.
61. DEFINITELY doesn't feel the need to come up with a cutesy name for my genitalia.
-- John Justen

----------------------------------------

aw, c'mon
-- boo berry

---------------------------------------

MR. PEMBERTON
-- boo berry

--------------------------------

mr perpetua
-- sleep

--------------------------------

Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks.
-- John Justen

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

good thread
-- and what (an...), September 28th, 2006 3:41 PM

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

48. willing to get vasectomy (or has already had one) because birth control is just as much a man's responsibility

-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

he has a boyfriend

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

with all the bickering, i used to think morbs had the hots for ally.
then jaymc clued me in.

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

who needs to see them when you can hear them from three blocks away?

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)

uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

it was all those coke dealers at the barn dances what brought it on

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

I left the movie having laughed a lot, but not having sighed with whimsical recognition as much as I think the main character would have wanted me to. I left with the feeling that I wouldn't want to spend five minutes around this insanely self-involved dude. What a perfectly intolerable "creative" type.

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

what's going on here?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

WTF? context?

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

Skipping 3320 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I don't get Tumblr.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 4:06 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's like blogspot with a tan

― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 4:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Truollmas (some dude), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:16 (3 months ago) Permalink

haa

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:34 (3 months ago) Permalink

lmao

― its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:44 (3 months ago) Permalink

A+

― LINGO FROM THE BURGER KING KIDS CLUB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 06:50 (3 months ago) Permalink

― i don't care if big daddy kane signed your mommas tits (The Reverend), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 08:07 (3 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

One thing I love about fancy dress is the way you can dress up as a zombie, without anyone thinking you support the eating of human brains, but if you dress up as a Nazi or member of the Klan then people will assume you support the actions of said groups.

Not sure about the blackface thing, but I am sure that some people would be offended by it.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pro tip: Zombies aren't real.

― jaymc, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:52 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mr. Srehtims (some dude), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 13:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

amazing

― cutty, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 14:39 (2 months ago) Permalink

he really loves that

― delanie griffith (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 14:51 (2 months ago) Permalink

well damn

― nakhchivan. nakhchivan. nakhchivan i wanna rock ya (The Reverend), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:03 (2 months ago) Permalink

Wait, what's wrong with eating human brains again?

― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:06 (2 months ago) Permalink

"i was afraid / that i'd eat yr brain / 'cause i'm evil" — The National

― ksh, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

careful, people are going to assume you support the National now.

― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:31 (2 months ago) Permalink

Damage ContrLOLz

― the one corey (Pillbox), Friday, 18 June 2010 19:41 (2 months ago) Permalink

his was rad

― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Monday, 21 June 2010 15:34 (Yesterday) Permalink

i was abt as neutral as can be going in: h8 fuckin mumblecore, and though i dug TS&TW baumbach's stuff with wes anderson has been terrible. but this was rad.

― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 13:36 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

you sound like Greenberg at college kids' party

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 14:14 (2 minutes ago) Permalink

― I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 14:19 (2 months ago) Permalink

re: suggest bans

nobody's over 33 at the moment.

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Monday, June 28, 2010 11:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm shocked, I thought I would be in the high 40s.

― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 15:46 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

34 is pretty good going, bill

― caek, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 15:47 (15 minutes ago)

― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 15:04 (2 months ago) Permalink

There is an Ott in all of us, it just takes the right stuff to draw him to the forefront. I think I'm aligned with Lex on the twee hatred front. I will get super Ottsy all up on some motherfucking twee shit.

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eye el ex oh ar

― ksh, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:39 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ess tee eff you

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:39 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― LOLK@ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 17:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

just because someone makes a criticism about hip-hop does not make them 'indie' loyalists or something.

― untrue pitch, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 7:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

have you looked at your fucking screen name, dude?

― ᵧₒᵤᶠᶸᶜᵏ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 10:35 PM (5 minutes ago)

― we hold these goofs to be self-permabanned (k3vin k.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

not heard the album yet but i imagine its not nearly as bad as people prone to hivemind-infected hyperbole like lex are making out.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:08 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How do you know it's not as nearly bad as "people" think when you haven't heard it yet?

― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:11 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i said i IMAGINE, columbo.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:31 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:46 (1 month ago) Permalink

that ilxor zing is surprisingly great

― young monet (samosa gibreel), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 16:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

loved deej's original burn, but then also loved HI DERE givin the burn some BACKDRAFT amd then deej storming out the inferno with a flamethrow. Good work all around here.

argument between contenderizer, titchy, lex and dorian on mia...some kind of nightmare
― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 6:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
if only you could wake up
― da croupier, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 6:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
if u suggest ban me ill be one step closer...
― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 7:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
well keep it up, you're well on your way with this new budget-Jess act
― HI DERE, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 7:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
not sure i buy HI DERE's budget tombot act
― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 8:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― verybooming post pavillion (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 July 2010 05:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

Not sure about the blackface thing, but I am sure that some people would be offended by it.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pro tip: Zombies aren't real.

― jaymc, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:52 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mr. Srehtims (some dude), Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark

im still laughing when i think about this

― post class A nasal drip (sunny successor), Thursday, 15 July 2010 06:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

u r dead to me xpost
― SAUSAGE LIVES ON IN MY HEART (and much of my gi tract prob) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:34 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i just got back from nm, doggy
― pies. (gbx), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:35 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
well nm your opinions then
― SAUSAGE LIVES ON IN MY HEART (and much of my gi tract prob) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:38 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:45 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

see its funny, i thought i presented some fairly well-argued criticisms of her music & wasnt all about HEY SHEEPLE THE MIA WEARS NO CLOTHES (tbh that would probably get a lot more attention) until we ended up in a rabbit hole w/ lazy sniping from miccio & standard ilx bullying tactics that trolled instead of engaging w/ the actual arguments i made

― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 10:53 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

speaking of standard ilx bullying tactics somebody better call the wahhhmbulance

― da croupier, Wednesday, August 4, 2010 10:53 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― torch song trill o.g. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:54 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

louis your a bro dont sweat it - mb troll ilm instead?
― ☼ (Lamp), Thursday, August 5, 2010 12:56 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
oh does that mean ur retiring
― San Te, Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:57 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

not so much a zing, more a solid hiyoooooooo

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:19 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

itt samosa gibreel's inability to distinguish verdi from eastern european national anthems exposed

― to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, August 9, 2010 6:28 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya'll really schooled me hard

― to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, August 9, 2010 6:29 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also: have people not heard the "david blaine" joke before? or is it just funny that they told it on a rap album? patrice o'neal says it in some youtube i watched recently but have been hearing it irl forever alongside rusty trombone, spiderman, etc.

― to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, August 9, 2010 6:44 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thank you for schooling me hard in patrice o'neal youtube videos

― /\/K/\/\, Monday, August 9, 2010 7:10 PM Bookmark

― "mc hammer" (f/ mc hammer) (The Reverend), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:14 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

liked his stuff more when i was nineteen

― markers, Monday, August 16, 2010 3:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

aren't you, like, 20 now?

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Monday, August 16, 2010 3:55 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark

― dyao, Monday, 16 August 2010 19:57 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

lol

― markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 20:02 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

haaaa

― k3vin k., Monday, 16 August 2010 20:37 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

who is 'markers'

― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

kshighway

― sarahel, Monday, 16 August 2010 22:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

thought it was lil dommy p?

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:05 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

kshighway

― sarahel, Monday, August 16, 2010 6:04 PM

― markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 22:06 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

shhhh, they were all dom socks, don't tell the mods

― 'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:12 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING AWAKE IN HERE? TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I've got a list of 36 other names I'd like taken into consideration

― 'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:53 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

what i AM sure of is that this is way way way preferable to "crazy', which remains one of the most boring "ubiquitous summer jams" i have ever experienced

― lex pretend

your fingers are even sick of typing this

― a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 11:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― San Te Claus (some dude), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 15:47 (1 week ago) Permalink

yeah, i liked that one

― i got the hangover owl gang over (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

from a while ago, simple but deadly:

I'd never label them as solely "industrial," but the industrial scene often claimed them as one of their own: Cop Shoot Cop
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

no they didn't.
― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:21 (6 years ago)

― vessels in distress (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:19 (1 week ago) Permalink

actually it's better when you see the zing in person and note that alex in nyc types cop shoot cop in boldface

― vessels in distress (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:20 (1 week ago) Permalink

haha

― piranha karenina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:21 (1 week ago) Permalink

idk basically everyone i know irl is into it, its not like 'my thing' but i think its much better than 'crazy' & i dont see how its 'str8 corn'

― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:42 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej can you tell your irl world of young people friends about ilx so that they can post about their opinions and you don't have to constantly post on their behalf?

― San Te Claus (some dude), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 8:22 AM Bookmark

― king boy swag (The Reverend), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 17:44 (1 week ago) Permalink

looooool

― gg eileen (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 17:45 (1 week ago) Permalink

contenderizer a+

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 18:02 (1 week ago) Permalink

cold

― piranha karenina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 18:58 (1 week ago) Permalink

Maybe one of the things people are taught in rehab is "telling people to fuck off"?

Instructor: "Hello, welcome to 'Telling People To Fuck Off 101'. First of all, I want you all to cough."
Class: "(cough)"
Instructor: "Excellent! Now say the word 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh?"
Instructor: "Try and say it a bit more clearly. Like this - 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh!"
Instructor: "Very good! Now we're going to combine the two together. So I want you all to cough, and then immediately say 'fuh'. Let's all try that now."
Class: "(cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Now I want you all to cough, say 'fuh', then cough again, and say 'fuh', and keep coughing and 'fuh'ing like that."
Class: "(cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Keep going, but a little bit faster!"
Class: "(cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Faster!"
Class: "(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh"
Instructor: "Louder!"
Class: "fuckofffuckofffuckoffFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF"
Instructor: "And... STOP!"
(class stops, slumping back in their chairs visibly out of breath)
Instructor: "Excellent. That ends the lesson for today. Tomorrow we'll learn about the importance of being able to raise the middle finger!"

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, August 27, 2010 3:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

[...]

Was that from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival?

― lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, August 27, 2010 4:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Friday, 27 August 2010 16:23 (1 week ago) Permalink

I'm pretty sure I already SBed you and Kerm, but I kind of lost track so I'll do it again just to be safe.

You should try eating more and relaxing a little and maybe you won't be such a judgmental grump about other people's bodies.

― Jenny, Friday, August 27, 2010 8:01 PM

Millions of doctors are just talkin crazy talk with their "lose weight"! It's all just a fashion industry ploy!

― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, August 27, 2010 8:02 PM

No, I just think you're a dick.

― Jenny, Friday, August 27, 2010 8:02 PM

― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 20:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

zing! i think...

― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 20:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

I have been fired from more service industry jobs that I can remember, and that's no shit. I can't remember all the job's I've been fired from. My first job was as a bagger at Kroger. I had no idea how to bag groceries, and customers kept telling me how I should be doing it instead, usually in the meanest possible way they could think of. As in, "You put the cans in the bottom. Are you retarded or something?" I quit after the first day, and lied to my Mom about it. I said I was fired. She called the store, found out the truth, and threw me out of the house for two nights. I slept under a bush for the first night, and a a friend's place the second. I think I've been terrified of getting a regular job ever since.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, September 2, 2010

Also, women.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wow, that is interesting.

― next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse)

Fuck you.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, September 2, 2010

― scott seward, Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:07 (Yesterday) Permalink

― miccio kurihara (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:19 (Yesterday) Permalink

bringin iiiiiiiiiiiiit

― ITS YA BOY (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 2 September 2010 07:23 (Yesterday) Permalink

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.